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dsfadsfgafgf - Mystery - Mon 19 Jul 2021
The Vanilla Sausage corporate whores with their pages of nothing but pretty pictures scant on txt. It is a surprise to be sure, that the shopping mail corporate internet hasn't twigged yet that when anyone happens upon their web site that it may be advantageous to tell the visitor what they do or what service they provide. Is this a big ask?
The thing about corporate speak is that it really has nothing to say and nothing to offer, hence the lack of textual content and the over reliance on images of people sat at Cafes with Laptops presumably doing something that the Corporation offers but the ambiguity within the imagery only suggests the participant is probably attempting to code their way out of the fucking corporate hell hole.
Just imagine being that guy. Great! I've got my first Modelling job. Forever type cast as *the Guy on a laptop at a coffee shop* doing some form of business related to the web site with very little information on it, but it looks important because a picture speaks a thousand words. Yes we here at the CORPORATION in question can help you look as if you are doing something important on a Laptop in a coffee shop. It's what we do.
We Provide comprehensive training. It makes you look busy.
We also provide clients with front facing GUI's that make their Laptops look busy just in case anyone should look over their shoulder.
We provide fake sweat, blood and tears.
We provide the mystery we provide the question.
And when they ask the question "What does he do all day?" it will be as if a whisper crossed space and time with the answer,