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Just some crap I've picked up along the way.
My wife was on the sidewalk waiting to be picked up. A man approached her and said:
MAN: Ma'am, can you spare anything for a homeless man?
MY WIFE: Well, I don't have any cash but I do have an organic raspberry yogurt cup here in my lunch box.
MAN: What in the hell am I supposed to do with that?
MY WIFE: ... eat it?
MAN: I'D RATHER BURN IN HELL THAN EAT SOMETHING AS NASTY AS THAT!
Walking the neighborhood, I overhear the following conversation. Really sets the vibe, ya know.
WOMAN: Dad, how old was Doreen when she died?
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WOMAN: Dad.
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WOMAN: DAD!
MAN: QUIT FUCKIN' YELLING AT ME!
WOMAN: Well you don't answer me, now how old was Doreen when she died?
MAN: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!