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date: 2023-09-7 title: Updick published: true
login, find this.
[root@<server> ~]# uptime 15:44:29 up 1371 days, 37 min, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.05
What do?
Why, draw a giant dick of course!
[root@<server> ~]# alias\ updick='/bin/uptime | perl -ne "/(\d+) d/;print 8,q(=)x\$1,\"D\n\""' [root@<server> ~]# updick 8=============================================================================== ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ================================================================================ ============D