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dsfadsfgafgf - Toaster - Sat Mar 20 2021
a couple of days ago I came up with the "quote unquote" *punch line*, thus
"You got your trousers caught in a toaster yesterday. It took
three of us to pull you out!"
It's clean, mildly amusing and suggestive at the same time. It's not being
entered into a competition or anything it's a bit of daft fun.
Jokes aside as they are few. All thing being considered. I didn't expect to see this today
COVID vaccine made me bonk the toaster. Only in Sunday Sport.
It was mentioned in one of Carl Vernons video's on youtube.
Or is it WHY is this feeble joke in The Sunday Sport?
Yes it's in the Sunday sport, so yes it's just a joke.
Lo! Getting stuck inside a basic household item is indeed hilarious,
shagging one is even more funnier. But is it still a thing?
Shirley! It's beyond the utterly stupid.
Is it so much in the public conscience that it has become an artefact
devoid of true purpose, constantly smouldering crumbs of smut?
Will a Toaster ever burn Bread to make Toast ever again?
Has it always been the go too kitchen appliance for Male anatomical Gags?
I think it must have been.