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29th July 2022 - Commonwealth Games
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Written while listening to Ldbeth make use of openmic slot on 
aNONradio.

Today was the first day of the Commonwealth Games. For those who don't 
know what they are, the Commonwealth is essentially a club of parts of 
the former British Empire. The Queen is the head and there are 56 
members. There are a few oddities in there such as Rwanda, which was 
part of the French empire. It is a "free association of independant 
nation states." Anyhow, the games were started started in 1930 and are 
held every 4 years, with the event being held 2 years before/after the 
Olympics. The aim is the usual recognising achievements, encouraging 
members to learn about one another and encouraging peace. 

This time, the games are being held in Birmingham and so I am more 
interested than usual in them. Originally, the 2022 games were going 
to be held in Durban as they were the sole bidder. It would of marked 
the first time the games were held in Africa and the second time a 
republic had held the games. This was not to happen due to the root of 
all evil, money. This lead to a second round of bids where Liverpool 
and Birmingham submitted bids. Surprisingly Birmingham won. It is 
surprising as Birmingham is often the butt of the joke when it comes 
to cities. 

It may have helped that the proposal was to use venues all around the 
West Midlands instead of building new for everything. I think there 
has only been a new swimming centre built in Dudley and a much needed 
refresh of the Alexandra Stadium (athletics venue). There are events 
being held in Birmingham, Cannock Chase, Coventry, Dudley, Leamington 
Spa, Solihull, Warwick and Wolverhampton. There is also an event being 
held in London but we will ignore that.... Although it is criminal 
that there is a lack of a velopark anywhere closer! 

One thing I like about the Commonwealth games is the strange selection 
of sports. The Olympics seems to takes itself very seriously but the 
games seem to enjoy celebrating the unusual. The sports for these 
games are:

Diving
Swimming
Athletics
Badminton
3x3 basketball
Beach volleyball
Boxing
T20 cricket
Mountain biking
Road cycling
Track cycling
Artistic gymnastics
Rhythmic gymnastics
Field hockey
Judo
Lawn bowls
Netball
Para powerlifting
Rugby sevens
Squash
Table Tennis
Triathlon
Weightlifting
Wrestling  

LAWN BOWLS!?!?!?!?!? BEACH VOLLEYBALL!?!??!?! There isn't a beach for 
100 miles. That might not feel very far but that is ridiculous for an 
island nation. They have bunged some sand in the building site that is 
the old wholesale market and called it a day. I do love the inclusion 
of lawn bowls. During the opening ceremony, I was wondering why there 
were so many people who looked a bit old to be athletes marching 
behind their flags. Yep, it is for the lawn bowls. An interesting 
thing which has occurred with these games is how there are lots of 
mixed events and women only events. The T20 cricket is womens only for 
instance. I am not sure what to think about there being more 
opportunities for women to win medals over men. It feels a bit 
tokenistic but I do appreciate the increased number of mixed events. 
It would be nice to have a men's netball event to emphasise there is 
no such thing as female only sports. I do also appreciate that men 
have had more medal opportunities at events for too long too. 

I have noticed the city has become filled with colour, art and there 
is a sense of pride at being a host. The opening ceremony was a 
strange affair but it felt like it tried to show why Brimingham is an 
interesting city. There was some gumph about meteorite landing around 
the world, showing how the Commonwealth covers the globe, houses 
descended on the stadium representing all the different house types 
from around the Commonwealth and then some people appeared at the main 
focus point of the stage. It was a representation of a canal side... 
I got lost in the story at this point and the madness started. Cars of 
3 colours appeared and parked in a specific pattern. Oh look the cars 
are red, white and blue. I wonder.... oh yes it is a union flag :O The 
cars were at least manufactured around the West Midlands at least. 
Then it was time for the historical bit. We had weird charactertures 
of Elgar (composer from Worcester), Samuel Johnson (created first 
dictionary, from Lichfield) and then William Shakespeare (playwright 
from Stratford-Upon-Avon). Then some books burnt as the first library 
in Birmingham had burnt down or something. Then we hit an interesting 
point. Malala Yousafzai appeared and made a great speech about how she 
arrived in Birmingham for treatment in the QE Hospital, having been 
shot for going to school by the Taliban in Pakistan and then fell 
in love with the city, studied and still lives here. If you are not 
aware of her work, it is worth looking her up. She is a great advocate 
for female rights to education and other things. Her words rang 
through that stadium as she said "Every child deserves a future. Every 
child deserves the change to pursue her wildest dreams." Pretty spot 
on really. Following Malala's speech there was a nod to Birmingham's 
industrial heritage. This was done through some grotesque circus with 
with nods to the Lunar Society, buttons, whistles, Baskerville font, 
and pen nibs. A drag queen, Ginny Lemon, sang a song about all of this 
from a hot air balloon. It felt truely bizarre. However, the next part 
beat this. A group of women appear dragging chains. They are meant to 
be chain makers and there was a nod to their making chains used for 
slaves. There was a strange comment about their being effectively 
slaves due to their working conditions. That felt odd and a bit 
forced. Turns out they are pulling a giant bull. A 10m tall bull which 
moves! This was brilliant and so evil looking. A wage strike freed the 
women and the bull is an angry beast. Turns out those crystals, 
remember those from the start?, can calm the beast with love and light 
or some other dross. As the bull crys, part of it's head flies off and 
it becomes a good bull. No idea what was going on with that. But now 
it was time for the athletes to parade around! One advantage of the 
Commonwealth games over the Olympics is that this is quicker. Still 
surprised by flags and countries of course. Still lots of fun and 
excellent flag waving. Each region was announced by a Birmingham 
'celebrity'. The only one I recognised is the delightfully funny Joe 
Lycett who wore a rather great track suit with tutu material going 
down the arms and legs. It was rather great. He also got a great dig 
about welcoming foreigners unlike the UK government. Oh and I forgot 
at some point there was Tony Iommi, guitarist of Black Sabbath,   
playing the guitar while the Birmingham Royal Ballet lot frolicked in 
the canal water. Not something I would recommend. Anyhow, we get to 
the point where Queen's baton has to arrive. This is a baton which the 
Queen sticks a speech in and then is carried through every member 
state of the Commonwealth and then brought back to her so she can read 
it. Well, so Charles can read it seeing as she has finally succombed 
to old age and decided to sit these things out. Who can blame her! 
Time for Charles to do some work. Its training seeing as he has been 
her apprentice for some 50 years or so. Any how, the baton involves a 
stream of former/non-competing atheletes who are more photogenic than 
the plebs who did it before the baton reached the stadium. One was Tom 
Daley, an openly gay diver who I have a strange irritating with. He is 
from Plymouth and filled Plymouth news for years. He is also a bit of 
a knob or certainly was one then. He knew he was a great diver and 
destined for greatness so that became his personality. I wish him all 
the best like but would rather less media attention on him. Anyhow, he 
had an important message as he ran with a number of LGBTQIA+ flags 
which represented the countries in the Commonwealth where 
homosexuality is still a criminal offence. Sadly, these are often laws 
put in place by the British. Hopefully this will not be required in 
future games. After all this, we get speeches from people and then the 
night is closed out by Duran Duran. They were a bit pants. Sound 
seemed lacking really but they looked great. I particularly liked Nick 
Rhodes' clothing choices. He seemed to be lighting the place up on his 
own. Not a bad opening ceremony and certainly better than I expected! 
I was ready for utter nonsense and drivel but got a fairly strange and 
weird delight for the senses. Birmingham did not embarass itself. 

Tomorrow, I will be going to my only event which is Women's T20 
cricket. I am seeing England play Sri Lanka. It should be a great 
match and a fun evening. My plan is to visit the centre of Birmingham 
to see what madness is going on and enjoy the buzz. Well that and to 
enjoy some food and beer in some favourite pubs.