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How NOT to marry a foreign national

I am publishing our negative experience in case it is useful, but it is not legal advice.

I have included notes suggesting “how this could be fixed”. This is not intended as political commentary: I am not qualified to design high-level national policy. As a computer scientist I simply wish to point out small tweaks that could make the technical system run more smoothly within existing policy, assuming the policymakers don’t *want* the glitches.

My fiancee was an Indonesian-born Chinese lady who grew up in Hong Kong *not* as a BN(O). In September 2014 we were engaged shortly after hearing of my father’s cancer diagnosis, and sought to marry while he was still alive. He had been given a prognosis of 6 to 18 months. He actually lived 26 months (until 31st August 2016) but we didn’t know that in advance.

Deported 4 days before wedding

After reading the October 2014 version of the guidance notes, I thought it’s not necessary for Hong Kong nationals to obtain a visa before marrying in the UK, because they do not need visas for general visits and are therefore (I thought) not “subject to immigration control”. Plus I didn’t think a visa called “family of a settled person” could possibly be suitable for someone who’s *not yet* a family member, so it seemed to me that they wanted you to marry *first* and then apply for a visa if you want to *stay*.

And then my fiancee was finally stopped in February 2015 when she flew in with her entire family 4 days before the wedding (which was the first time she flew on a one-way ticket). She was kept in a detention room and sent back to Hong Kong that evening. The wedding had to be called off and the family was devastated (not to mention the expense involved—all the long-haul flight tickets and accommodation).

How this could be fixed:

1. After any clarification to the rules, it would be nice to have a “grace period” for anyone who read the old version and didn’t check for updates. If this is not possible then at least place a clear warning on all rules pages advising the reader to check back regularly for updates.

2. It would be nice if gov.uk make a page explaining exactly what “subject to immigration control” means, and link to it from any page that uses that phrase. And when pointing people to the Family of a Settled Person visa, clearly state that fiance(e)s count as family.

3. It would be nice if Designated Register Offices were instructed to keep up with the latest rules and to double-check nobody tries to declare intent to marry on a general visit. Stopping us at *that* time would have caused a lot less grief.

What you can do now:

1. Before relying on any rule you read on the official government website, set web-monitoring software like WebCheck to tell you about any future additions. If using a solicitor, check they’ll keep up with changes too.

2. If your Register Office is “Designated”, don’t think that means they’ll give you a free visa check as part of your declaration appointment.

Incidentally, the page was updated again on 13th March 2015 (the day before we were finally married), and the version that was up until early 2019 added “unless you’re already in the UK”. That seemed to me to create a loophole whereby someone who is *already* on a visa-free general visit (with return ticket) can now declare intent as long as they then stay in the UK until after the wedding (no going back to bring your family over for it as we tried to do), but I wouldn’t be surprised if the official interpretation of the wording was different from mine. In 2019 the entire page was redirected to another that simply said a visa is required if you “do not have indefinite leave to remain in the UK” which is clearer (they also clarified what is meant by a “family visa” which is helpful), and in 2023 they added more exceptions.

The week of sleepless nights and bureaucracy

The official at Heathrow Airport said she was sure my fiancee could be granted a visa *very quickly* especially if we have medical proof of any compassionate grounds like my father’s cancer. (Since he didn’t want his condition published before his death, previous versions of this page just said “compassionate grounds” and I didn’t correct anyone who thought that meant my sight condition.) But the official said “just as a technical point” it has to be done from Hong Kong. The way that official said it seemed to imply they could do it overnight, or at least before the end of her family’s 10-day trip. I had not yet recovered my sanity enough to think to ask the question “exactly *how* fast is ‘very quickly’?”

How this could be fixed: It would be nice if all large websites had well-defined URL schemes, so that staff and handouts can point people to *exact* pages instead of having to say “start from the top and find it yourself because we don’t know our way around our own CMS” or words to that effect. Also, make sure any location-based logic can be overridden (unless required by law), so that users can help their friends in other countries, or if running a site that’s *plausibly* location-sensitive but isn’t, then reassure people it isn’t.

What you can do now: During a general visit, ask the other party’s permission to set up some kind of remote-control or proxying software on their computer in case you ever need to check how a site looks from their location.

She started an online application, and paid extra for the priority service, but even this turned out to aim for 2 weeks + holidays. The first available appointment for submitting supporting documents at the visa centre was Tuesday.

Time lost: 2 or 3 days

How this could be fixed: When a member of staff who is dealing with emergency or compassionate grounds runs a search for visa applications, make that software also search the database of *incomplete* applications (i.e. ones which have been started online but do not yet have their documents submitted), and provide a means to write official notes against these. Also have the various offices synchronise their databases more frequently, or keep them on a central server with local backup.

Time lost: 1 day

How this could be fixed: If medical tests are required and the application is urgent, provide some means of assessing it *without* the test results and, if approved, say “approved if medical test is clear”. Test results can then be shown to the local office before the visa is collected. This arrangement would take the medical lab out of the CPA critical path.

What you can do now:

1. Before deferring your submission appointment due to a medical test, try asking if you’d be allowed to come back with the test results later. However I don’t know if that would get your application onto the “complete” database any sooner.

2. If for some reason you have to urge the applicant you’re sponsoring to submit something *immediately*, run through the checklist of everything they need to take to make sure nothing gets left behind in the rush.

Time lost: 3 days (1 + weekend)

How this could be fixed: If dealing with an emergency and more documents are urgently required from the UK sponsor, implement a means by which the entire case can be passed to a UK office which can handle it on UK time. If this can’t be implemented, warn the applicant at time of submission that queries involving the UK sponsor might come from an office that does not operate on UK time.

What you can do now: Be aware that the assessment officials might be neither in London nor in the applicant’s country, but in a *third* country that’s in the same general region and time zone but has different public holidays. Therefore, do not assume it’s OK to go back to UK time just because the application is in assessment and/or the applicant’s country is on holiday.

To make matters worse, a key savings account that they wanted history for turned out to provide only annual PDF statements, and the last one was 10 months old, so I had to hope they’d accept screenshots after that. They specifically asked for scans of paper statements, and I had no idea if the screenshots + PDF files would do, but it’s the best I could manage this side of the 3 weeks or so it would take me to obtain “real” statements for all accounts.

Time lost: who knows (they said “deferred”)

How this could be fixed: When processing emergency applications, ask the anti-fraud service to check bank computers directly if a sponsor does not have enough statements to hand. Or have all banks cryptographically sign their digital statements with a high-security public signing key, so the account holder can immediately transmit signed statements to anyone who needs proof.

What you can do now: As soon as you start even *thinking* about sponsoring an immigrant, switch *all* your accounts back to paper statements, even if it’s environmentally bad and puts you at risk of mail theft. Since large-print and Braille statements are not normally accepted as genuine, make sure you get normal print versions as well (or instead). Also make sure statements are monthly (switch accounts if necessary, but this is probably best avoided if an application is less than 6 months away, and use correct transfer procedure for ISAs).

It’s also a good idea to move utility bills back to paper and add the other party’s name to your own, so they can be used when you get as far as introducing them to a UK bank, and for providing evidence of residence during visa renewal.

Savings requirement: At each stage of the 5½-year game, I needed to prove that I’m either receiving disability benefits or meet a certain financial requirement on either income or savings. My DLA had been under threat since 2013 by the DWP’s gradual move to PIP, which was said to have a goal of throwing out 30% of existing claimants (and as I was managing well enough to be on the lower rate, I thought I’d be in that 30%)—well as it turned out, they *did* transfer me to PIP in late 2019 and set a 10-year review date, so we *could* have used disability benefits to apply for financial-requirement exemptions the whole time. But we couldn’t have *known in advance* that I wasn’t going to be in the 30%, so I had to assume we’d need to pass other criteria. And as high-paying jobs that are guaranteed for 5 years are hard to come by, the only way I could be *sure* was to save up enough cash in advance—63k in 2015—and not touch it for 5 years. I had managed to accumulate enough funds before 2015 by working part-time writing software for small startups—jobs that inevitably didn’t last, but paid well for a time—although I also had to be less generous to charities. I know of some who *don’t* have savings because they spent them on a house—bad mistake if property value doesn’t count toward the visa assessment—and others who obtained high-paying jobs and used that income *without* savings, which means if they lose the job they might have to leave the country to keep their marriage intact. I figured that over a 5-year period I’d rather rely on an FSCS-backed bank than a job, but I still had to hope I won’t be proved wrong by either an FSCS failure or another rule-change within the 5-year period. At least stipulated financial thresholds are more predictable than the pre-2012 arrangement (later reinstated in a 10-year route) of letting the individual immigration officer judge—apparently some of them did things like denying anyone whose job was not full-time, thereby making it difficult for those of us who take time out for voluntary work.

Near miss on Day 11 & loss of her family

On Monday 23rd February she received an email from the Manila office saying “a decision has been made on your application” and instructions not to go to the local office until they contact her to say her documents are ready to collect. From a user-interface perspective, that’s about as informative as a progress bar stuck on 99%.

How this could be fixed: If there’s a security reason why that email cannot include the actual decision result, perhaps they can at least add a statement of how much longer the process is likely to take. “This typically takes...” is not hard to write, and gives the user a clearer picture without making a binding promise.

What you can do now: The only data point we can give you is, in our case it took 4 more days (see below).

Her family had return tickets to Hong Kong that day. Although we had already arranged accommodation for them to stay longer *and* figured out how they can change their tickets at the last minute, they decided not to do so, as they felt the Manila email wasn’t certain enough and they were afraid of being blacklisted by UK border control.

So we lost the attendance of her family over this.

The millionth-speed data link

Three days after being informed the decision was made, my fiancee received an email saying the decision was ready to collect at the local office. This email was sent after the office had already closed, so the collection had to be on the following day, i.e. 4 days after the decision was made. (This was 15 days after her original detention.) She had tried to find out the result earlier than this by telephoning the Manila office, but all they gave her is the UK number of yet another “advice service” that read you the website for a fee (unless you called it at the wrong time, in which case they’d say “the office is now closed” without leaving any clues about the opening hours, except a brief mention that they can be found *somewhere* on the website, even though the people who are calling that number are presumably doing so because they’re not very good at navigating the website for themselves).

Taking four days to convey one binary digit worth of information that had already been decided—the answer to the question “do I get a visa or not”—represents an average of 3 *microbits* per second (neglecting overheads), which is *trillions* of times less bandwidth than contemporary home Internet links. This is, of course, only a humorous comparison: it *is* a valid bandwidth figure in the same way as Tanenbaum’s “never underestimate the bandwidth of [an estate car] full of tapes hurtling down the highway” is valid, but to be *fair* you’d also have to measure your broadband with the same-sized payload (in this case 1 bit), so let’s just look at *latency*: “VisaNet” was running about 50 million times slower than the main Internet backbones that week, or about half a million times slower than a 2G mobile ISP, so I’m going to be nice and say it ran at *one* millionth of a decent speed. And this was an application that had been paid for at priority service *and* with compassionate grounds for speedup, so I *don’t* recommend trying to use the UK Visa & Immigration Service as your broadband provider. Even the Bergen Linux User Group’s 2001 joke project to send Internet data via carrier pigeon had 50 to 100 times more speed.

The point was, of course, that nobody could make further arrangements until we *knew* the application result. If it had already been decided, why couldn’t that information be conveyed immediately, even before the documents are ready, so we can start booking other things?

How this could be fixed: On the online visa application form, add a checkbox that says “tick here if you’d like a courtesy email telling you what our decision is as soon as we’ve made it”. That can set a flag in the database which causes the software to send out that email as soon as the decision has been entered into the system (which is presumably the event that trigged the generic “a decision has been made” email). This should take no extra staff time once it has been programmed.

Having the checkbox also means they can add as many legal disclaimers as they like on it: if you select this, don’t blame us if your email gets intercepted or tampered with, or if a “yes” decision gets turned into “no” at the last second because James Bond 007 parachuted in through the skylight and yelled *stop her!* Or whatever other reason they have for not giving advance notice. Even if it’s not authoritative, a courtesy advanced-notice email that has a 99.9%+ chance of being right is still useful.

Visa finally obtained

Her visa was obtained on Friday 27th February. On the same day I had an email from my MP who had just been informed (as his team had taken on the case); they were glad it was resolved. (So apparently even *they* weren’t told until the document was actually *collected*.)

The visa was valid for 6 months, from 23rd February (the decision date) to 23rd August. The “Type” field was set to MARRIAGE/CP S S Brown and the “Observations” field to “No work or recourse to public funds”.

I was momentarily worried this might be the wrong visa, since I had previously understood the “family of a settled person” visa was initially granted for 2 years (with permission to work), and I’d also read about another visa called “marriage visitor” which is for 6 months but you’re both expected to leave the country after; the keywords and time frame seemed to fit the latter rather than the former. But she did have a separate document that clearly stated the application was for a type of *settlement* visa (even though this was not clearly stated on the visa itself), and the online guidance (at least now) said fiance(e)s are initially given 6 months and then they have to *switch* to a “family of a settled person” visa, the normal 5-year route being 30 months at a time. So it was one more step than we thought.

Wedding rearranged

On 5th March my fiancee was allowed into the UK after a 20-minute wait while they searched her luggage after the fingerprint scanner failed (during which time she thought she’d be detained again, but she wasn’t).

We booked with the Registry Office a new slot which at least *my* family could attend, on March 14th (Pi Day); my brother played our father’s trumpet music (although we had to pre-record it so the office knew they’d be in control of the volume so as not to disturb the death registry next door, and we explained the accompaniment was a *chamber* organ not a *church* organ as the latter was prohibited), and Minmin was still able to read her poem. Only one Cantonese friend expressed tetraphobia regarding the new date (and we explained it’s only coincidence that 14 sounds like “true death” in Cantonese), but we’re still sad to have lost the attendance of the bride’s family over visa issues.

Technical problems booking the renewal

In August our FLR(M) form was due. My wife very much wanted to make an in-person appointment at a “premium service centre” so she’d be free to work or travel that much sooner, but we couldn’t start the renewal application before August because it took us that long to obtain enough joint proofs of address to satisfy their requirements.

It turned out that applying for an in-person appointment can only be done online, plus they added an IHS payment, which surprised me because the IHS had been introduced in April (another example of rules being changed “mid-flight” without any legacy clause for those who started the process earlier, so beware that additional charges could be introduced *during* your 5-year process).

The first time we tried, the IHS payment server was not responding. The second time we tried, we found we had insufficient balance in our current account for both the IHS payment *and* the visa payment (this was because I didn’t know about the surcharge in advance, so I hadn’t made sure the required amount was in our account), and it so happened that my building society was having technical trouble at the same time so I couldn’t top up the account from my savings very quickly, plus my wife’s old Hong Kong credit card needed some kind of revalidation.

The third time we tried, we got as far as paying the IHS and being given a reference number, but then one of us accidentally hit the Back button, which their transaction server was not prepared for and the session was ruined; when we started again, we found there was *no option to say you’d already paid*. It took us another 24 hours to confirm that the correct thing to do in this situation was to pay the charge a second time and then ask for a refund, either during the interview or by post along with the application.

How this could be fixed: Provide a link on the website to skip the IHS payment if you’ve already paid it, or at least place an explanation about paying twice below the “Pay Now” button so it’s not necessary to contact support.

What you can do now: Try to make sure you’re applying from a reliable Internet connection and don’t touch the browser’s Back button. If technical issues do make you pay twice, keep both reference numbers so you can ask for a refund as described above.

The fourth time we tried, we were offered an appointment at the Croydon office—the last available appointment slot before the deadline—but we then discovered that our application had an incorrect digit in the telephone number and possibly also in the passport number, and this could not be changed. So we had to abandon it *again* and pay the IHS a *third* time, only to find the Croydon appointment was no longer available. This might have been because it was still being held by the abandoned session, or perhaps somebody else had just booked it. We didn’t know which had happened, and because the deadline was approaching, it seemed our best course of action was to abandon Croydon and book an appointment at the only *other* office which still had available slots: Glasgow. That meant a short-notice 3-day round trip by rail.

How this could be fixed: Provide a mechanism to correct application details before booking. If this is not possible, provide a mechanism to cancel a currently-held slot so it can be re-booked in another browser session. If even this is not possible, at least provide a clear display of what time a held slot will be released.

What you can do now: Check numbers as they are entered, preferably as a team. If one of you feels anxious, the other should not leave (not even to fetch a drink of water), as anxiety could drive a person to continue alone and to enter numbers incorrectly.

At least I had a Disabled Person’s Railcard, plus was able to get *some* reduction by booking “Advance” tickets albeit at only a few days’ notice. We thought about getting ourselves to Euston (probably via Milton Keynes to save a “battle” with the Underground) and taking ScotRail’s new “Caledonian Sleeper” train, but my wife doubted she’d really be able to sleep on it, so we ended up booking normal trains and hotels (Newcastle the night before interview day and Glasgow the night after) and not sleeping well anyway, but it meant we saw the sea views on the northern part of the East Coast Main Line and visited Glasgow’s Kelvin river walk and gardens.

Document collection

The renewal required *six* documents like utility bills with both our names on them, and in a six-month period we only just managed:

If I hadn’t had that ENT complication we might not have made it. We didn’t have telephone documents (no BT line in our flat, and BT said they couldn’t install one for some undisclosed reason; there was a non-BT cable connection, but that company said if they connected it they can’t put more than one name on the bills, and neither could my mobile-phone carrier), and we didn’t have driving or TV licenses (we do not watch television; we thought about obtaining a license just to help make up the number of documents, but that seemed like fraud).

Glasgow office

After we’d waited four hours, the case worker said the April annual statement from one of my ISAs was too old.

I hadn’t yet switched to a bank that issues monthly statements because the renewal was imminent and the account has to have been held for a while, but I was hoping an annual statement in April would still be acceptable in August. It wasn’t: must be within the last 28 days, and Internet printouts not acceptable unless stamped at the branch.

The case worker printed us a letter that gave us 14 days to send in a statement using “the enclosed return label”, but he forgot to give us the return label and also forgot to fill in the reference numbers etc. On noticing this after we left, I thought it best to obtain the statement from the Glasgow branch immediately (authenticating by cash card and security questions, since all other proof was being held), and return with statement and letter while the same people were on duty at the security desk so they’d recognise me and could get the documents back to the same case worker before he forgets, even though this meant I had to hand over our only copy of the letter.

The lady at the bank said it’s no longer their policy to stamp printouts at the branch, but she said an *official* branch printout that was clearly done *her* side of the counter would suffice even though it doesn’t look the same as the ones they send through the post. Extra postal statements would have taken 3 weeks to order and we didn’t have 3 weeks, so we just had to hope this would suffice. It was a “close call”: after being misinformed and frantically running around, I finally located the bank 2½ minutes before it closed, and then arrived back at the visa office just as those security guards were leaving the premises. I must have been memorable to them because not only did I have my white cane and my South-of-England accent, but also a small Swiss-army-knife keyring, which they had to hold onto—“this is a government building, you could *kill* somebody with that”—and I can’t help wondering if this giggle counted in my favour when I had to rely on their remembering me at the end of the shift.

Three days later our documents were returned by special delivery, along with a letter saying the 30-month biometric residence permit would be issued shortly. That arrived the following Monday and the delivery man asked for proof of identity. It was a credit-card sized card, not attached to the passport like the first 6-month visa. The case worker also telephoned to let us know (he had tried to call the day before as well; their phone system withheld the Caller ID so we couldn’t return that missed call).

Incidentally we met another couple in the Glasgow waiting room who said they’d used a solicitor but the solicitor had made mistakes. So it seems that paying extra for a solicitor instead of doing it yourself is no guarantee of a better result.

Glasgow Underground warnings

1. We found most stations had island platforms, and some of these were barely 2 metres wide, including the one at Cessnock near the visa office (which was in Brand Street next to Brand Place). Due to my assisting my wife with her wheeled suitcase, and wanting to alight quickly before the train pulled away, and not realising how narrow the island platform was, I ended up with a bit too much inertia and only just managed to stop myself when I felt the tactile paving 50cm from the opposite track.

2. If station announcements are unclear, beware of similar names: Kelvinhall is not the same as Kelvinbridge.

Reclaiming extra IHS payments

The call centre said refunds are made by the NHS (not the Home Office) and that it can take up to 35 days. Three days after our interview, *one* of our two extra IHS payments was refunded to the card, but the other was not. The following week, the call centre advised us to write to the Glasgow office about this. Perhaps the software developers assumed the worst-case scenario was someone paying IHS twice but not three times. When we had no response from the Glasgow office, we also tried emailing technical support. The outstanding payment was refunded without comment after about a month.

Social housing system confused

In 2004 I started renting a studio flat from a local housing association (later taken over by a national one). That was before I started saving up to meet the financial requirements for immigration (as explained above, I have been employed but not continuously, so I had to save up so we could do it on savings). I was not asked to leave social housing just because my savings began to exceed some threshold, but after we married things became more complicated.

The Local Housing Officer had given permission for my wife to stay in the studio flat as long as we apply to transfer as soon as possible. This involved both an application to transfer within the same housing association (whose selection of properties in the Cambridge area is very limited), and an application to the City Council’s scheme that now coordinates all social housing in the area: this has changed a lot since 2004. It turned out the Council assesses transfer applicants in much the same way that it assesses first-time applicants, and they ruled we had too much money in the bank to be placed in any of their four priority bands and were therefore placed in a fifth “D*” band, meaning we’d be offered a property only if nobody in any of the other bands wants it, the chances of which are very low indeed. I asked the appeals committee if they’d consider ignoring some of our savings on the grounds that we’re relying on them for the five-year immigration process and therefore can’t use them for five years, and four months later they refused: anyone with over 40k of savings goes in Band D* (at 2015 prices that amount would likely last less than 2 years if living in Cambridge private rental without employment, but they have to prioritise somehow).

Separately from this, the staff at the council offices seemed a bit confused when I presented my wife’s visa saying “no recourse to public funds”, as their rules didn’t say what to do about joint applications where one is subject to immigration control and the other is not. They later published a new version of the rules (starting April 2016) which explicitly states that anyone subject to immigration control is not to be counted, which means I’d be considered “adequately housed” in the small studio flat as though my wife didn’t exist. Of course we didn’t know about this before marriage, and neither did the Local Housing Officer who gave permission thinking a transfer would be possible.

How this could be fixed: In the visa guidance notes, warn sponsors that, if they’re in social housing, they’re not likely to be able to use the new family member(s) as a basis for transfer applications. Potential applicants can then know this *before* working out their marriage plans.

What you can do now: Be aware that transfers within social housing are unlikely. If your local authority does not yet have rules covering your case, it’s likely to make them.

We also looked for “exchanges” within the social housing system, but it’s rare to find someone wanting to downsize to a studio flat (unless they live 10 miles out of town and are desperate to move closer, but that would give us a transport problem—my wife hadn’t yet learned to drive and I don’t have the eyesight, so relocating far out of town would be placing rather a lot of trust in the local bus company’s routing department not to cut us off).

However, we were still able to transfer to a larger flat in the *same block*, under the supervision of that same officer who gave permission for my wife to be here provided we transfer. A suitable flat almost became vacant 6 months after our marriage. The senior managers listed it with the Council before that officer could intervene, but they wrote the wrong number of bedrooms on that listing, which then had to be deleted (and confusingly it really was *deleted* from the CBL database, rather than being placed into their “withdrawn” state, so anyone who had bid on it wouldn’t even see what had happened to their bid) and before listing a corrected version they offered it to us.

The move was delayed a further 7 months because the current tenant was to move into a newly-built council block for which the council repeatedly failed to accept handover from the builders due to outstanding issues on the snag list. We asked about the progress of this almost every week, repeatedly being told it could be soon but not yet, with three households waiting in our “chain” (and who knows how many others) with the ‘progress bar’ stuck on 99%.

Incidentally, the officer always had to return our calls later, and had to do this from a withheld number. Due to the large number of sales organisations, scammers and so on who use ‘number withheld’, I don’t usually give any priority to answering such calls, but for those months if my phone said “unknown” I would have to drop everything straight away to take that call. Thus I talked with a few telemarketters who said things like “we understand your car was hit and it wasn’t your fault”—when I said they must have the wrong number, one lady urged me to try harder to recall the incident, so I politely explained that I don’t drive because I’m blind (well, partially sighted, but let’s keep things simple). I assume these companies call people indiscriminately, and are therefore being dishonest about knowing you’ve been hit, but it’s possible that their individual call centre operators (likely short-term hires) weren’t told that the numbers are random and therefore don’t know that the “we understand” message is a lie.

5 hours’ notice and a smoke-filled flat

In late April 2016, we had just been told yet again that the move will not likely happen for another week or two due to contractor delays, but then the next morning they called back to say this had changed, and asked us to pick up the key in 5 hours. Mercifully they allowed us to keep the smaller flat for a week as well, but it proved challenging to arrange everything within that week without previous notice.

This was in the 14th month of our marriage, but in case anyone gets ‘confirmation bias’ about that number, perhaps I should add that we *didn’t* move to flat number 14 and we *weren’t* given 14 days to do it, and we didn’t die.

However, the larger flat was previously occupied by a smoker, and the danger to our lives from her smoke residue is much more real than the numerology. Unlike the regional association who owned the block when I first moved in, the new national owners made flooring and decoration the tenant’s responsibility even from the start, and that means tenants transferring into a smokey flat must clean it up themselves. We therefore faced many hours of stripping and scrubbing with sugar-soap, and due to lack of skills had to book professionals to help us reinstall all floors, walls and ceilings, at total cost approaching that of 9 months’ rent (and we stayed elsewhere for some of the nights because the new paint was affecting us even though its datasheet said the VOC content was under 8g/L; even after 15 months the emissions were still noticeable after a 12-day absence, and my wife was still feeling affected even after 3 years; I don’t know if the datasheet was measured to European or US standards—some US standards don’t count slow-evaporating glycols as VOCs—and moreover I had no data at all on the magnolia pigment which was mixed by the Dulux shop in Milton).

We provided the measurements ourselves, hoping they’d then be able to install flooring *before* we had to move in the furniture (which would not be the case if they had to make an additional visit for measuring), but this turned out to be a mistake because, although we had taken care to make reasonably accurate area measurements, we hadn’t thought to check for flooring thickness constraints posed by internal doors and storage heaters, and the fitters didn’t come prepared to readjust or work around these.

How this could be fixed: When dealing with a customer who brings their own measurements, flooring shop personnel should remember to ask about doors, heaters and other fixtures that might need adjusting, as the customer might not have thought of mentioning this.

What you can do now: If you don’t have time to wait for a separate inspection visit, be aware that as well as measuring the area you also need to make the fitters aware of any internal doors and heaters, as these might become obstacles to the job.

When I prepared a neat SVG diagram of the place (here’s the program I made to draw it), this might have caused them to overestimate my surveying competence—they might have asked more questions if I’d walked in with a messy ballpoint sketch on a scrap of paper!

We had two housing-association officials contradict each other on the issue of whether or not we were allowed to move the storage heaters during reflooring, and the process was delayed a fortnight and had to be completed with furniture already in the flat and being moved around in a Bolo Adventures-esque manner.

Because we were using laminate for some of the flat, we were also concerned about uneven subfloors. Some vinyl tiles were missing; we were told thick underlay would level it automatically, but some boards proved to be “bouncy” and they said it cannot now be fixed. Whether laminate breaks in these circumstances depends on its quality; the “bouncy” boards did not break in the 6 years we stayed in the flat. (A convex corner of beading was rather easily damaged by an office chair though.)

We tried to rent an industrial ozone generator to reduce the volatility of any remaining tobacco deposits in the fittings, but someone at the tool hire company apparently clicked the wrong option on their delivery management software, resulting in the generator being sent to a depot in Cardiff instead of Cambridge, and we had to cancel because it wasn’t going to arrive soon enough to use while the flat was still empty (I don’t know enough chemistry to risk adding high doses of ozone to an *occupied* flat with new paint and fabrics). Thankfully the heaters did not seem too bad when we switched them on in the winter.

How this could be fixed: If smoking in social housing cannot be banned and tenants are unable to choose a smoke-free property, and if the association is unable to decontaminate between tenants, then allow two or more weeks for the transfer. One week seems insufficient for tenant-led decontamination, especially without advanced notice of the dates.

What you can do now: If you know you are waiting for a property that might be smokey and wish to use an ozone generator, make sure you know how to contact the tool-hire company *immediately* in the event of sudden progress, since it might take them longer than expected to send their unit to the correct branch. When accepting the key, and *before* the forms are signed and the officer has to move on, ask if you can have two or more weeks to transfer on the grounds that decontamination might be delayed if tool hire takes longer than expected. (Note: this page is not medical advice. Only use an ozone generator if you know what you are doing.)

Changing our address with the visa authorities

The Home Office website said that BRP holders should notify changes of addresses on the MCC form, but that form’s Question 5 asked which Tier of the PBS the migrant is in, and said nothing about the FLR(M), route although FLR(M) *also* issued a BRP. Once again we have a lack of clarity; we are sending off an MCC with an explanation scrawled on it, and hoping for the best.

How this could be fixed: Either add an FLR(M) option to the MCC form, or clarify how holders of FLR(M) BRPs should notify their changes of addresses.

What you can do now: I’ve no idea, but it seemed that our MCC form with the scribbled explanatory note on Question 5 was sufficient for the 2018 renewal.

As we had to change our address in the middle of my wife’s ‘probationary’ period, I assumed we’d need plenty of documents from *both* addresses. Problems we encountered:

1. In 2016 Cambridge Water merged their billing system with South Staffordshire Water, and this resulted in a new rule that only *one* name was allowed to appear on a household’s water bills. Our existing account with two names was carried over, but was truncated to 30 characters, losing half of my wife’s surname (which she had not changed at marriage), and their call centre operator was not authorized to work around this limitation by deleting whitespace or titles; the only change he was allowed to make was to delete her, so we stuck with the truncated surname. (As it turned out, we managed to do without those truncated-surname bills for the 2018 and 2020 renewal applications—we had enough other documents—and Cambridge Water’s system was fixed by 2023.)

2. When we moved in, our new flat had a pre-pay electricity meter. Although Ebico (a social-enterprise supplier I’d used for 5 years) was at that time able to offer the same rate regardless of payment type, we still needed a credit meter to receive biannual paper bills. At that time Ebico was using SSE as their upstream supplier, and the call-centre operator at SSE said I’d received a “medium” risk assessment from the credit-rating agency Experian (perhaps due to the ongoing change of address? who *knows* how Experian’s software works...) but he was still able to set up a Direct Debit and the meter was replaced within 2½ weeks of our move.

3. But then when Ebico changed their supplier from SSE to Robin Hood Energy, the new billing system’s idea of “adding my wife to the bill” was to send us an extra copy of all correspondence, but still with only my own name printed on it. The call centre then suggested I explain the issue in an email and attach a scan of our marriage certificate, which I did and they were able to add the second name and resend the bill within a week or so (again in 2 copies, which is unnecessary extra consumption of resources, but once they started printing my wife’s name on the page I didn’t dare ask for any more changes lest that gets reverted in the process).

(I hadn’t previously bothered with “green” tariffs as I’d heard suppliers just reallocate their existing ‘mix’ instead of actually adding renewable generation, or if they *do* add generation then this can be “done wrong” if it’s irresponsibly manufactured or sited. So I just went for a supplier that seemed socially responsible, although I did speak positively of homeowners installing rooftop PV if it’s using up spare silicon cast off by the microchip industry—not so sure about the more expensive monocrystalline or non-silicon panels or storage batteries, which have higher production emissions, but the basic grid-connected silicon seemed OK, and when we eventually bought a house we did try joining a solar group-buy organised through the local council but the installers couldn’t route their cables through the upstairs flooring it had. Meanwhile Ebico’s introduction of a “green” tariff as a ‘loophole’ to continue viability of their “no standing charge” approach seemed like something we should support, and thankfully our opting for it did not further muddle their database: we still received bills in both names. But a year later they seemed to ‘drop the ball’ with fair tariffs, so we switched to Bulb and later to Octopus—we’d already collected enough bills for the 2020 application by the time we switched away from Ebico, so we didn’t worry about having a bill in both names after that switch. Switching-out also generates a final bill, but we avoided using that document, just in case the large “final bill” heading confuses a case-worker into thinking the address is outdated.)

We also needed to renew my wife’s Hong Kong passport, which required two trips to London (6 weeks apart) to visit the Chinese Embassy at the intersection of Portland Place and Weymouth Street (were they missing Dorset when they named those streets?), to hand in a form to the Consular Section and to pick up the new passport. Thankfully this was in good time for the 2018 visa renewal—but not everything else was.

Last-minute complications with the 2018 renewal

The FLR(M) form was changed a few times in 2016 and again in 2017, now saying you are “encouraged” (presumably for good reason) to submit 28 days before the BRP expiry. We hadn’t realised this, so when we started to look at it in January 2018 thinking we had 6 weeks to go, we suddenly found we had only 2 weeks—and at least one of our documents would take more than another 2 weeks to procure (see below). We had to hope the “28 days before” ‘encouragement’ was not very strict.

The latest form asked for the exact date our fingerprints had been taken in Glasgow, but we recalled only the month and year, not the day. Thankfully I was able to infer it from a timestamp in my archived ‘sent email’ folder, but only because I’d told someone about the train—our application should not have hinged on forensic analysis of old ‘chit-chat’.

How this could be fixed: If it is not possible to simply query the BRP database for this date, then warn the applicant that the date should be kept—perhaps by putting the appointment date on a letter that should obviously be kept. (Our documentation had the decision date but not the appointment date.)

What you can do now: Be sure to keep a permanent record of the date of any appointment you attend.

A more worrying change was, my wife’s English-language degree from Hong Kong would no longer satisfy the English language requirement unless we paid UK NARIC (run by ECCTIS Ltd) to vouch that English was the medium of instruction—and NARIC required a letter from the university saying the same, which Hong Kong said would take 10 working days (2 weeks) and then an additional 3 days due to “insufficient manpower” before it was finally ready for collection by my wife’s family who had to scan it at a bureau. To their credit, NARIC’s higher-priced “fast track” service was able to get us *their* document delivered on a Saturday morning when we had uploaded the scan on the Friday (which is faster than they said they’d be, as delivery time was not supposed to be included in the fast-track turnaround time). But it was still too late for us to make the “28 days before expiry” date—the best we could do was 23 days.

A separate complication was that of obtaining an up-to-date ISA statement from HSBC UK. I’d moved ISA money to them in October 2015 in order to qualify for their “Premier” account so my wife could have immediate access to her Hong Kong money. She was hoping to move this to the UK at short notice when the exchange rate turned in her favour, but things had been so volatile she was never sure when to do it, so we carried on with Premier even though I felt embarrassed holding a membership that’s supposedly designed for the super-rich (well I tried their complimentary hot chocolate machine and it seemed a bit ‘synthetic’ but it *does* warm you up on a cold day). In October 2020 HSBC Hong Kong launched a new account type called “One” that allowed the same level of access to global transfers *without* a minimum holding, so it was no longer necessary to keep an ISA with their UK side. But in 2018 I still had to keep that ISA in HSBC, and needed a statement for the visa application. When I had opened the ISA, I’d been assured that, although the account issues statements annually in April, it is also possible to order additional statements as necessary. But in January 2018 branch staff said this had been complicated by the arrival of a new computer system, and the best they could give me was what they called a “visa letter” which listed the transactions like a statement but wasn’t a ‘real’ statement. So we had to *hope* that this would be sufficient.

We also answered “no” to the question “have you ever been deported”, *despite having a cancelled UK entry clearance in the passport* for February 2015. We had trouble finding definitive legal information on whether being put on the next flight back to Hong Kong—which *I’d* call “being deported”—actually counts as ‘deported’ from a *legal* standpoint, since the international area of the airport might not legally count as “being in the UK”—meaning that, from a ‘legal’ point of view, my wife was not “removed” from the UK in February 2015 because she didn’t “enter” it (she came only as far as the international parts of the airport, which, although being a UK building on UK land, might not *entirely* count as being “in” the UK for these purposes). We weren’t sure if we’d answered correctly, and I felt the same apprehension as I do when filling in one of those volunteer forms that asks if I’ve ever been diagnosed with psychological abnormalities (I assume they don’t want to count the temporary misdiagnosis I had as a child that was later revised to CVI, but I still feel like a liar ticking the “no” box because the question didn’t explicitly say *correct* diagnosis). In this case we said “no” to being deported, and signed to say we are aware it is an offence under the Immigration Act to make a statement we know to be false or do not believe to be true (we interpreted this as “have less than a ‘balance of probabilities’ belief in its truth” rather than “have anything less than 100% certain belief in its truth”, but it would have been nicer to word it as “correct to the best of our knowledge and reasonable efforts”), and submitted the passport with the crossed-out clearance being plain to see—and in the rush to submit we forgot to add an explanatory note just in case. But they didn’t query it.

We submitted on 29th January (just before the news that the IHS is to be doubled at some point) and we received a letter asking us to enrol my wife’s biometric information at a Post Office. But we’d somehow missed ticking the box to say we had no children, so about a week later they sent us a letter saying we had not submitted a valid application because the children section had not been completed. We completed this by return of post and were told our application had been successful by means of a signed-for delivery on 16th March (dated 14th March, our third anniversary), with the new BRP card arriving a few hours later by special delivery; its expiry date was set to 6th October 2020.

2020 SET(M) application

In September 2019 my wife passed the “Life in the UK” test in Peterborough—we’d made sure to buy the latest edition of the official textbook and worked in English (CEDP had a translation but it was out-of-date and had too many problems; they removed it in December 2019).

In March 2020 we became eligible to complete the SET(M) application, which has now become an online-only form. Although it did not seem possible to look ahead in the questions the first time we were filling it in, it *was* possible to review and edit all of our previous answers before submitting. We did not have browser issues with the main form (and the expected payment of thousands), but the separate service for booking a biometric appointment—now outsourced to a commercial company called Sopra Steria—insisted on a newer browser so we had to log in again from a different device (and there were multiple CAPTCHAs to solve which even my fully-sighted wife found difficult).

The biometric appointment could be in Croydon or Birmingham at no extra charge, or for 3% extra we could have it done at Cambridge Central Library with a document checking and scanning service included, so we opted for the latter, but then the library closed in response to the COVID-19 outbreak; the commercial “Sopra UKVCAS” service being used by the Home Office sent us an email telling us to log in to our account on their website to find out our new time (their software couldn’t just put this in the email, and their CAPTCHA service was experiencing technical issues, but we managed to find out eventually), then they emailed us saying it had been postponed indefinitely, and then they decided to re-open some centres in June and give us an early opportunity to book a slot in one of those, but none of that batch of centres were particularly near Cambridge, then on 6th June they sent us a slightly stronger reminder and then pulled their AWS instance offline, which wasn’t very helpful, and then on 12th June they sent another reminder, this time with a link to a survey to fill in to say why we hadn’t re-booked—it was multiple choice, and the only options relevant to us were “The location you wanted is not open” and “You did not want to travel due to COVID-19”; there wasn’t an option for “You wanted the ‘Enhanced’ service because you wanted us to check your documents, as you didn’t fully trust yourself to get it right, but we said we won’t be doing the checking at this time.”

On 7th July, Sopra Steria’s computer refunded the “enhanced” service fee they’d taken on 18th March, and then a better survey was sent out on 3rd August—this time we *could* select the availability of the document-checking service as our “key reason” (with travel as a secondary one). On 7th August we were able to confirm by telephone (after waiting on hold for about an hour and 40 minutes) that the document checking and scanning services *had* in fact been reinstated at all “Enhanced Service Point” locations, although we need to wait until 31st August if we want to book Cambridge. Incidentally their phone line’s ‘music on hold’ was appropriately ‘gloomy’ for visa processing.

The date of 31st August turned out to be incorrect: the system still wasn’t listing Cambridge on 1st September, but later it said Cambridge will be available for booking on 14th September—but when we logged in shortly after 9AM on the 14th, it said “no available appointments” for all days from 14th September to 17th October (which is as far as it went). 18th October and 19th October were added over the following two days, but said “no available appointments” as soon as we were able to log in. We didn’t know if that’s because it filled up very quickly or because there was something wrong with Sopra’s database system. But on 15th September they sent us an email saying they’d been asked by UKVI to send an “urgent final reminder” to book an appointment, and added that we must not rely on getting it at any one particular service point but should also check others in the region—so we managed to book one at Peterborough for 1st October.

As usual, we needed to have a pile of documents ready. The most notable complication this time was in how the finance questions were asked—in our previous applications, we could choose whether we wanted to meet the requirements based on salary, savings, or disability payments (this last option leaving it up to the case worker to judge your ability to look after the immigrant), but this time we were merely asked “does your sponsor have disability payments” and “is your sponsor employed” where saying “no” would be fraud (there’s no option for “yes but that’s not what we want to use” on the electronic form), so we were *not asked* about savings, but had to provide payslips and a letter from my employer—and they don’t mean my “zero-hours contract” teaching assistance at the university (whose admin staff would gladly provide a letter but it wouldn’t show enough earnings); they mean the more regular income from the part-time job I started with a local company in 2016, which surprisingly enough I still held in 2020 but *that* employer was taken over by a multinational whose policy with employment-verification letters is to write your gross salary but not your net salary, whereas the Home Office required *both* to be in the letter—so I had to *hope* the Home Office would accept an attached eP60 printout instead (although that’s not what the guidance said) because there’s no way a multinational would change the format of their letters just for me.

Moreover, that company also had a policy of not providing any paper payslips, only “electronic” ones which are obviously “printed out” and we didn’t know if these would be be acceptable. If the system had allowed us to select “savings” instead then we wouldn’t have had this problem.

How this could be fixed: Restore the previous application form’s option that lets applicants choose whether to use employment or savings, instead of presuming that if they are employed they must use employment only. Relax the stated format requirements of employer’s letters and payslips, because this is frequently beyond the control of applicants and their sponsors.

What you can do now: Be aware that if you are employed you might now *have* to use your employment instead of savings, even if your employer does not provide paperwork in the correct format. I suppose some people might be tempted to quit their jobs just so they can use savings on the form rather than risk a rejection due to unacceptably-formatted employer’s paperwork; I don’t know if that’s what the rule-writers intended.

An additional complication was the question of whether payslips and bank statements for “six months prior to the date of the application” meant six months prior to the *original* date in March, or the *current* date in October—so we prepared both, and we planned to ask the staff running the checking-and-scanning service to advise which ones should be scanned.

But on the day, it turned out that the “checking” performed by the checking and scanning service was simply a check that scans are legible, operated by local library staff who had been given *no* information about how to actually “check” our application in the sense of making sure documents are correct. If we had known this before, we wouldn’t have put so high a value on choosing that service. We could have scanned and uploaded many of the documents ourselves (saving 1 hour of library staff time and associated increased risk of COVID-19 transmission), but we had turned down the self-scan option because we thought it meant missing out on a service that checks documents are correct, like the Post Office’s “check and send” service for passport applications.

How this could be fixed: Be clear that “scanning and checking” does not mean checking the correctness of documents, only the legibility of scans. I would have simply called it a “scanning” service—if I take documents to a bureau to be scanned *for* me, I’d *expect* the person there to be skilled enough to get a good scan and to retry as needed, so it’s not really necessary to add the words “and checking” which has caused people to think the document will also be checked for correctness.

What you can do now: Be aware that “scanning and checking” is simply a scanning service. If you choose to scan documents yourself, you are not foregoing any additional check of their correctness—library staff have not been informed how to do that. If you have additional documents because you’re not sure which ones are needed, the best they can do is to scan *all* of them which takes longer.

Seven weeks later, we received an email from UKVI’s team in Manchester requesting a copy of the Hong Kong degree and NARIC certificate which we had submitted in 2018 (we were not aware of being asked to submit this again in 2020, but it’s nice they sent us an email to ask for it instead of rejecting the application outright). We emailed back a scan and they replied after the weekend saying our application for indefinite leave to remain had been approved, a new BRP card will follow and we should return the old one to avoid a fine (I suppose they meant return the old one *after* receiving the new one).

They said the new card would be delivered by a special courier who will want to see proof of identity before handing it over. We had proof of identity ready to go, but a few days later we found the ‘special courier’ had simply slipped the card through our letterbox and disappeared. (Perhaps the pandemic had caused them to become more concerned about safety than about strictness.)

The UKVI letter also contained a URL for a satisfaction survey, but this said “closed for routine maintenance” on several different days. (I’ve set my WebCheck to tell me if it opens again.)

2021 citizenship application

After 5½ years of dealing with all this, we naturally wondered if we should simply *stop* with indefinite leave to remain (which included permission to work—although some smaller employers might not understand this—and, in most cases, to access public funds if necessary); presumably there would *be* a way of renewing the card after it expires even though this was not explained. As citizenship was not a legal requirement, was it really worth the *additional* expense of applying for that too, just to get one extra vote if we wanted to vote in an election?

Well it turns out that’s not the *only* consideration. The letter explaining the BRP card in 2020 also said that complications may happen if you ever wanted to leave the UK for more than 2 years, and it implied that complications could also happen with multiple shorter trips if they think you’re doing it too frequently. While we didn’t have any *plans* for a 3-year stint in Taiwan or popping over to Germany several times a year, we realised that the world scene *can* change and it’s not impossible we might want to do something like that, so having the freedom to do so without the threat of ‘additional complications’ on return would be a plus. Moreover, we had no idea if future changes to UK law might make things more difficult for the ILR category but not for citizens.

The citizenship application process is now online, and I had seen some of the questions in March 2020. We were expecting the following complications:

We needed to get some new passport photographs taken, since the rules said they need to have been taken in the last month—we weren’t allowed to re-use prints from a couple of years ago even if there has been no noticeable change in appearance. Obtaining new ones was delayed by the pandemic; we submitted (and paid our fourth 4-figure sum) on 5th May 2021 and were told we now need another chargeable Sopra UKVCAS appointment to submit supporting documents and biometrics. (All UKVCAS appointments were chargeable in 2020 and 2021; it wasn’t until June 2022 that they announced some of their time slots would have no charge.)

No slots were available at any of the Core or Enhanced service points, only the more expensive Premium Lounge points which had recently been added. We decided to wait and keep checking for less-expensive slots, and were told on 25th May that if we fail to find a slot in 6 weeks our application will be cancelled and the money forfeited. Three days later we had another reminder from UKVCAS saying more slots were available, only to find their web server was having issues (presumably because they’d just asked everybody to log in at once), but we were later able to book a slot in Peterborough (feeling we’d never be quick enough to get a Cambridge slot). Middle-of-day slots were cheaper, but the system did not tell you this if none were available (it was set to show only *available* prices). Once a slot was booked, you could cancel it for a fee, but you could not see what other slots were available until after you had cancelled, so “cancel Peterborough if Cambridge becomes available” was not a feasible strategy—bad for minimising vehicle pollution when the nation had been asked to avoid public transport due to COVID-19.

We handed in the documents on 24th June and received a letter at the end of October saying the application has been approved and we should arrange to attend a citizenship ceremony before 21st December. But the letter told us to call a phone number where a recorded message directed us to a website that said to wait for a *second* letter before emailing the council. We waited until the end of November and then emailed the council to express our concern that only three weeks remained and no second letter had arrived, and were sent an auto-reply that said the Home Office appeared to be backlogged, the council is waiting for the certificates of over 100 new citizens and will reply when they’ve got them; they said the deadline is extendable to 6 months if we contact the Home Office—a URL on the UKVI letter pointed to a Web form that didn’t have a “citizenship certificate delays” option but did have an Other option which gave us a phone number to call.

But a couple of days later a council officer emailed us to say my wife’s certificate had been found, and they were able to slot us in to a ceremony the next day, in Huntingdon (as Cambridge was closed), in a socially-distanced ceremony of 9 new citizens (each allowed one guest, but I was the only guest in the room), half of whom took the religious Oath and half the non-religious Affirmation. (This session was one of five held that day.) They played *Enigma* and *Crown Imperial* (which they faded out before the final trumpets—what were they thinking?) and presented the certificates to a sung background of *I Vow to Thee My Country* (Thaxted) and *Zadok The Priest*.

The following month, we realised we had made a mistake on the form that had nonetheless been accepted. My wife had briefly held a cancer-research lab job in 2016 (which is how I ended up writing Primer Pooler), and somehow we incorrectly put this job as starting in 2013 before she’d been cleared for work in the UK. Presumably they either didn’t notice the discrepancy or let it go as a genuine mistake. We were unable to find any rules that said we had to notify them in some way if we discover a mistake after having been issued with the citizenship.

2022 passport application

On obtaining the citizenship certificate we were encouraged to apply for a British passport (they even gave us an empty passport *holder* with the certificate)—the cost of this being significantly less than what we’d paid at each stage of the visa application, we thought we might as well get on with it although we had no immediate plans for travel.

The process was now online; I checked the questions in advance by making an incomplete test application but we did have a couple of complications.

Firstly, they asked for the date of her parents’ marriage and the answer was “it’s complicated”—she had a grandfather who owned nine buildings in Fujian at a time when violent reform movements were targeting people who owned too much (with no obvious “peacefully hand it in” option); the family fled to Indonesia, where a wedding took place but wasn’t properly registered as they were illegal immigrants. The marriage *was* registered when they settled in Hong Kong and the children were about to start school, but the date of this registration didn’t feel like their “real” wedding date and nobody memorised it. Thankfully they did manage to dig up the document and check it.

Secondly, the applications team did not seem happy with the person we’d picked to verify her identity—it had to be a British passport holder who’s not a relative, who’d known her for some time and was a member of a “recognised profession” but there was some unclarity in what that means—one of the listed recognised professions was “engineer with professional qualifications” but it wasn’t clear if this includes *all* engineering disciplines and qualifications. For example some employers have called me a *software* engineer—would that count if I weren’t a relative?—and I obtained a Computer Science degree from a university that says it’s recognised by the British Computer Society—would that count? or does it have to be a more specialist qualification? I’m still waiting for an answer to the letter I sent them asking about this and other things, because I’d like to know if I’m legally able to countersign friends’ passport applications (I’ve previously been accepted but it seems the rules are always changing). Anyway, we had a good friend who was a retired BT engineer and he did it, but 2½ weeks later they sent us another copy of the standard “you need someone to verify your identity” message, without saying what was wrong with the previous verification that they said they’d received. We called the helpline (the options of which were unclear—there was a choice between “received a text with a completion date” or “not received any text”, no “received a text saying something else” option, so we just chose the first option in the hope of getting a human), and the first-level support person said a retired BT engineer should have been sufficient and escalated it to second-level support (the “Focus Team”) whom we were expecting to call us, but meanwhile we also asked a friend who was a Registered Nurse—this person was in mid career change and didn’t currently have a “work” address, but the passport office messaged us to say they’d accepted *that*—perhaps the earlier rejection had been a mistake.

We received the passport within 4 weeks of applying—coincidentally it was delivered just one day less than seven years after her original detention. The other documents followed shortly.

Leaving the social housing system

In 2020, political developments caused people to want to move money out of Hong Kong, prompting my wife’s parents to decide it was a good time to return some of the funds she’d given them while working there, and to request we put these toward a property purchase for ourselves.

We were able to buy a nearby ex-council mid-terrace house (originally sold off to someone exercising “right to buy” in 1984 and subsequently sold at market rates; the council said they weren’t interested in buying it back). The homes either side of it were still owned by the council, so hopefully we wouldn’t be too conspicuous (for example we didn’t want burglars to think we might be worth breaking into, although in 2023 they did it anyway).

We were unsure about trying another change of address before my wife had become a citizen, but we reasoned that we could first use it to house family members whom we expected to flee Hong Kong (one sister-in-law had married a BN(O) holder and was therefore eligible under the emergency scheme that the UK said they would introduce, which they brought in from 2021); they’d said they didn’t want to stay in our area permanently, so the plan was to let them use it until they found their own, and *then* move into it ourselves so we could hand in our social-housing flat for someone in greater need, by which time the citizenship process would have already finished.

The purchasing process itself had only minor complications. Some documents had to be re-done because those concerned made the assumption that we’d be buying on a mortgage (we hadn’t ever dared try for one of those, since we doubted the continuity of future employment and there was no guarantee of being accepted back into the social-housing system in event of foreclosure, so we didn’t risk ‘burning the bridge’ until finding ourselves with enough cash to buy outright), but buying was generally more straightforward than we’d anticipated.

(Moving into ownership carries other financial risks even without a mortgage: for example if someone sues us for something silly like infringing a trivial patent and we fail to put up a good defence, or if the Post Office falsely accuses us of theft like they did to thousands of subpostmasters due to bad software engineering at Fujitsu, then we might now lose our home, whereas we would have been protected from this in the social-housing system. But we hoped the risk was small and we’d be able to find somewhere to live if that happens. On the other hand, ownership meant we’d no longer need special permission from the landlord if we want to go away for more than a month or to make building alterations, for example to care for elderly parents, plus we won’t have to feel bad about continuing to occupy social housing which is now in short supply when we could in fact buy our own in the same area.)

The worst part turned out to be that the RICS-certified surveyor we used had only a superficial look, blaming Covid concerns but missing a major problem he could have noticed from the outside, and not clearly communicating the possible consequences of this not having been checked. So in 2023 a stack of bricks collapsed from the chimney, resulting in a hospitalisation and a repair bill of 1½ years’ wages (not covered by insurance)—we are currently going through the survey company’s complaints procedure in hope of some redress.

Thankfully we were not evicted from our flat as soon as a house was purchased in our names: we were not yet living there (and it’s not as if we were landlords—people were staying rent-free although they did help with some bills). Our social housing contract said it would run until we were no longer *occupying* the flat. Newer contracts might have more restrictive terms and periodic re-evaluations, but ours didn’t. We might however need to pay more tax if we ever sell the house: Capital Gains Tax happens if the *total* amount of time you didn’t live in it yourself adds up to more than three years, of which we’ve already used more than half.

The family bought their own house and vacated ours in 2022, and we moved out of our housing-association flat during our 4 weeks’ notice. We *were* going to take 2 Ukrainian refugees into the house with us, but they ended up staying in Poland after having issues with a pet passport. We did accommodate a local friend though. (We tried to move *again* when my wife found it hard to cope with vibrations from nearby potholes the council didn’t seem able to fix, but although we found a good buyer we couldn’t find a good place to go within the time-frame so we stayed, and the burglars likely used our agent’s advertising to help with their ‘job’ 3 months later.)

As we left the flat, the housing association said we didn’t have to remove the flooring as it was in good condition (they ask you to remove it if it isn’t), and they asked if we knew another local couple who’d treat the flat as well as we had, whether already in the social-housing system or not (they could help evaluate new ones), so we recommended a couple we knew to be sensible and likely eligible—these were assessed and confirmed 2 weeks after we left, and were able to move in 5 weeks after that.

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