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Survey Silliness at 5.32 in the Morning
Topics: absurdity
2005-11-06
- *1) Who is the biggest dumbass you know?**
George W. Bush Jr. (Also Acy's answer, but I can't think of anyone who is a bigger dumbass.)
- *2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?**
Brie.
- *3) What county were you born in?**
Tarrant.
- *4) Automatic or Manual?**
Manual.
- *5) Does tequila make your clothes fall off?**
I don't wear clothes.
- *6) What is the biggest piece of furniture you own?**
A sofa.
- *7) Have you ever licked the cheese off a Dorito & not eaten it?**
Absolutely not.
- *8) What song would you like to be listening to right now?**
Архистратиг.
Depends on the day.
- *13) Are you a tactful person?**
It depends on who I am with at the time. With strangers/lesser known people, yes, usually. With friends, nope.
- *14) Have you ever told someone they didn't look bad when they asked when they actually did look bad?**
Of course.
- *15) Do you question the norm?**
I question conformity (just like the Aceman, again).
- *16) Do you like to pop other peoples zits?**
Only with wire cutters.
- *17) Are you guilty of handing out unsolicited advice?**
Yes.
- *18) Do you prefer to give or receive presents?**
Give!
- *19) Have you ever ridden a horse?**
Yes.
- *20) Do you own a deep fat fryer (like a fry-daddy)?**
I do it in a big pot. Plus - the only two things I deep fry are Felafel and Stray Pets.
- *21) Do you like the smell of Ketchup?**
Ne!
- *22) Have you ever regifted anyone?**
I am unaware of what regifted means.
- *23) Have you ever smoked Pot?**
Not this week, baby.
- *24) Are you an impulsive person?**
Yes.
- *25) Have you ever committed a Random Act Of Kindness?**
Yes.
- *26) How many pairs of shoes do you own?**
Four, counting house slippers and sandals.
- *27) Do you read shampoo bottle & ect. in the shower or bathtub?**
I don't wash myself.
- *28) Does it bother you that someone you know, other than your family members, feel free to just walk in your house without knocking?**
Nope.
- *29) Do you know anyone who has the uncanny ability to be able to (accurately) finish your sentences?**
Nope.
- *30) Give me another word for penis?**
Klobasa, úd, pyj, pero.
- *31) Give me another word for vagina?**
Kunda, píča, el coño.
- *32) If you could own your own company or business, what kind would it be?**
Cafe or pub.
- *33) How many pets do you have?**
Three if you count my flatmate.
- *34) Have you ever had a "Fling"?**
Yes.
- *35) Nachos or Pretzels (stadium kind)?**
Nachos.
- *36) Do you think Brad & Angelina will last?**
I have no clue who Brad and Angelina are.
Not at all.
- *38) Who makes you laugh the most?**
Chris Bender.
- *39) Do you consider yourself a beautiful person on the inside?**
I consider myself a rodent on the inside.
- *40) Do think Michael Jackson is a freak or just misunderstood?**
I have no opinion.
- *41) If you could be on any reality show, which one would it be?**
Sex with Sheep and Goats in the Czech Republic.
- *42) Do you like lightening bugs?**
Insects are for the weak.
- *43) Have you ever had sex on a trampoline?**
Yup.
- *44) Have you ever had to have an enema?**
Yup.
- *45) Have you ever gotten an autograph from a professional athlete?**
Nope.
- *46) Who is the biggest slut you know (male or female)?**
Daša Čermaková.
- *47) When I say the word ASSWIPE, who comes to mind?**
Charles Burnside.
- *48) Have you ever let someone have something that was very special to you because they needed it more?**
Yes.
- *49) Can you sing well?**
Only if I concentrate very hard.
- *50) How many time a day do you poop?**
Once.
- *51) What is your favorite website?**
http://www.google.com[1]
- *52) Do you consider yourself an addict of any kind?**
Yes, though Lucía strongly disagrees.
- *53) If your closest friend's companion came on to you would you tell your friend?**
Yup.
- *54) What is your favorite song to make fun of?**
Anything by Divokej Bill.
- *55) Do you laugh alot?**
No.
No.
- *57) Have you ever saved anyone's life?**
Not directly.
- *58) What is your favorite thing to do to relax?**
Go to the Zoo.
- *59) Do you ever count sheep?**
No, but I shag them.
- *60) Did you enjoy this survey?**
Sure.
1: http://www.google.com
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