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>>>>> TRASHING TECHNIQUES <><<<<<<<<<< //////////////////////////////// / MORDOR AE - 528-6467 ZANDAR / / THE BASEMENT - 223-6404 / //////////////////////////////// THE UNDERGROUND ALLIANCE RULES!!!!!!! Ok guys...first,there has to be a bell telephone station near you or someone close to your heart...... The best type to look for is known as a "VAULT" if you have seen one you know why it is called just that... it has four walls, no windows, and most likely a digital combination lock. NEEDED EQUIPMENT ====================================== 1:Sneakers(in case of cops) 2:Sheet of paper w/excuses if caught 3:Clean garbage bag(several)the ones you find in the dumpster reek like all hell 4:One flashlight(good batteries) 5:Dark(possibly camouflage)clothes 6:A friend(trustworthy not a wimp) 7:One bottle of j.d.(just for the hell of it) ====================================== LIST OF EXCUSES ====================================== 1:I forgot murder was against the law 2:I was lost.. 3:I was hungry 6:Needed a place to sleep 5:Why not? 6:Lost something in the garbage 7:Needed wallpaper 8:Fuck off and die 9:Read me my rights first 10:It's the new fad..garbage pursuit ====================================== BE PREPARED FOR... ====================================== 1:An immediate unforseen departure from the premises(w/the stuff!) 2:Zandar's law...for every piece of inorganic garbage there is an equal and substatially worse smelling piece of organic shit! 3:Your friendly neighborhood cop 4:A shower when ya get home 5:A lot of garbage 6:Potholes and ditches that you never knew existed ====================================== WHAT TO LOOK FOR ====================================== 1:Anything that looks dead... 2:Anything that looks like a computer printout(or manual) 3:Hardware(with a lot of luck) 4:Police(look do not find!!) 5:The garbage area 6:An escape route 7:An obscure and well hidden stash area as well as an obscure approach ======================================= WHAT NOT TO DO ======================================= 1:Get caught 2:Panic 3:Leave any sign of your presence 4:(clean the damn place up) 5:Make noise 6:Have more than two people 7:Forget where you live 8:Do not go to the near by restaurant or bar for a quickie 9:Do not do it in the daytime 10:Throw anything back just because you aren't sure what it is... (chances are it is worth all the more 'cause only telco employees can understand it) ======================================= We believe that if you follow these instructions you too can screw over BELL w/a little luck and half a brain................ ======================================= as a final note,find out when your local sanitation co. picks up the garbage and go the night before.. also,if the bell place nearest you incinerates its garbage forget it! ======================================= written by: zandar zan & the boogyman ======================================= u insinerates its garbage forget it! ======================================= written by: zandar zan & the boogyman =======================================