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! Locker Docs !
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! Complete documentaion to !
! your school locker !
! !
! The first in the series !
! "Vandalism: A Tutorial" !
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! By: Cablecast 0perator !
! and Silver Sphere !
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Before we start, if you are friends
with counselors that let you borrow
their keys, steal the master for all
the lockers in your school. You may
now ignore the rest of this file.
:=> Waht You Need
3/8" Hex Driver
Adjustable Wrench(es)
Needlenose Pliers
Moby Pliers (Vise-Grips work REAL
well!)
6" Steel Rod or Small Crow Bar
Small Standard Screwdriver
Large Standard Screwdriver
Phillipshead Screwdriver
Moderate Size Claw Hammer
:=> Taking Over
At the beginning of each school
year, there are a good deal of unused
lockers around the school. If one of
these is near your next class, slap a
padlock on it; we'll get into putting
a school lock on it later...
Every school has at least one
designated "Garbage Locker". Find it
(them), they can be used to your
advantage!
If a locker you want already has an
owner, no problem! Read the next
section for more information...
If you have a large suppy of
padlocks (which every locker
destroyer has!), be sure to put them
on the ones that you want so you'll
have it later when we go to put a
school-issued lock on it later.
:=> Getting In
Now the real challenge begins! The
hardest part of all of this is
getting in the thing in the first
place! But it's easy if you know the
tricks of the trade:
> Padlocks (Combination or Key)
Here's where we get to use the crow
bar! Slip it between the lock and the
latch on the locker, while going
between the two rods of the shank.
Apply serious downward force. This
takes 'em off so disgustingly easily.
it's not fair! As a matter of fact,
we can rip Master key locks off with
a crummy hex driver!
> Destroying the Thing
If you are so pissed as to rip the
lock off and take over by force, be
sure this is your last resort! You
leave little marks on the paint, but
a cheap can of canary yellow or waht
ever color you loker may be will take
care of that. Get the crowbar again.
One end should fit between the dial
and the door. If not, pry it open a
little with one of the screwdrivers.
Rip the dial off without mercy. The
lock itself will fall inside the locker
after the bolts snap and will be
free for opening! If you can get a
new dial for the lock you ripped off,
try to get it on so you have another
usable lock.
> Going Through The Combination
Getting in this way is rare, but
welcomed. Spend an afternoon
wandering the halls looking at the
walls, ledges, doors, around a
lockers wherever a combination can be
written without being easily seen. If
you find one, try it out-CAREFULLY!
Once you get one that works, steal
it!
> Pennied Lockers
Now we're talking REALLY rare! But
these are real easy to spot. Walk
around looking at the latch. If it is
sticking up a mile higher than the
others, give it a tug. Some of them
stick that high naturally or if the
locker is over-filled, so watch for
those.
:=> Once You're In
All right, you FINALLY got the
locker open and the lock is intact.
Look around. Steal anything of value.
Now, let's get the lock, ok? See
those two nuts above and below the
lock on the inside of the door? Get
the 3/8" hex driver and remove them.
Now grab the dial and the lock and
pull free from the door. Try not to
move the dial-it's a real pain in the
ass getting it back right! Refasten
the nuts and take it to new location,
and re-install it on the new locker
repeating the steps. If the dial does
not go in at first, frob with it a
while until it seats into the lock.
Congrats! You now have just taken
over your first locker!
> Ripping Out The Walls!
If you are on the right side of a
wall, you can remove it with little
difficulty and get into the locker next to yours. Use the same hex driver
and unfasten the nuts holding it in.
Watch out for the shelf, though!
:=> Garbage Lockers
As mentioned above, garbage lockers
can be very useful. These usually
evidant the first 2-3 months of school.
They reach maturity in about 1-6
months depending on use. The
custodians come and clean and
disinfect it thoroughly, killing
wahtever new forms of life you may
have developed. They then will usually
put a school-owned padlock on it.
Now, scince it's clean, and you know
how to get padlocks off, we say it's
ripe for picking!
You previously have been opening
lockers seeing if they are worth
conquering, and how come across
a trash locker. Maybe you contributed
an unwanted apple, someone's
homework, etc to it. You suddenly
notice one day that the janitors have
taken it over. Immediately, you
snap the lock off and you have a
nice clean locker.
:=> When To Do Your Vandalism
1. At lunch
2. Skip a period
3. After school
(1) Possibly hard to do. Either no
one is allowed around school or
everyone is eating at their lockers.
(2) May cause difficulties. That is,
unless you are already failing that
class.
(3) This is great. Join some stupid
club and then leave early everyday.
Now you have enough time to swipe
a few! You could also get a job
at school with the janitors or as
a techie. Now you have lots of time
when the school is empty and you have
access to MORE TOOLS!
:=> Rating Of Padlocks By Brand
> Combination
Guard- This is the cheapest piece
of shit that we've ever run across!
The case is undoubtedly in two peices,
and most often, there are cracks
around the edges. Now turn it over and
look on the back. See those two rivets?
We took TWO of these off with a
SNEAKER!
American- Okay. Getting a little
harder to get off now. The shank is
'left-handed', and the dial is
firmly secured.
Master- Supposedly 'top-of-the-line',
but still can be removed with a little
pressure. LEAN ON THAT MOTHER!
> Key
Master- Several million of these,
no reason to break one off as of yet.
Sears- One peice case, gave us a
little trouble to take off with
our hex driver.
:=> Glossary Of Most-Used Terms
Padlock- any self-comtained removable
lock characterized by a steel shank.
Usually requires key or combination
to open.
Dial- Circular unit found on the
outside of a school locker used to
dial the combination.
Lock- The unit mounted inside the
locker that prevents the latch from
moving when the combination has not
been dialed.
Shank- Steel semicircle on a padlock
that will lock when pushed into the
case of a padlock.
Latch- Waht you push, pull or twist
to get a locker open.
Door- Hinged wall on a locker. Most
of the time, the only way into a
locker.
Locker- Aluminum cubicle used for
dumping books, freshman, or gym
clothes in.
Master- Company know for making cheap
locks that can be easily opened with
a dinky-ass screw driver or the key
that opens a given set of locks.
Plate[1]- Metal sheet with a number
stamped on it used for identifying
lockers.
Plate[2]- A peice of metal that covers
the hole in the door where the dial
goes if one is not present.
Wall- Removable surface inside locker.
Shelf- A sheet of wood cut to the shape
and dimensions so that it fits snug
inside a locker.
We would like to dedicate this article
to those of us who got busted while
this was being compiled. For those of
you to follow in our footsteps, BE
CAREFUL!
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