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[From "Work Is Hell" by Matt Groening] The Road To Manhood ------------------- First safety-pin jab during diaper change First weaning First step First fall First peek up the teacher's dress while lying on the floor during naptime at nursery school First lecture that "the penis is not a toy". First lie told to escape punishment First dirty joke heard First dirty joke understood First profanity overheard by parent First victimization by bigger, older kid First victimization of smaller, younger kid First 10,000 hours of watching TV First realitization that girls might not be the enemy First realitization that everything you've been taught is a lie First compulsive masturbation First time drunk First car accident First furtive sexual experience First sexually transmitted disease First marriage First divorce First tax audit First realitization that you might not write the Great American Novel before you're thirty First realitization that you must be a man, 'cause you're not a kid anymore