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2007-11-04 07:09:30
by tomhudson (43916) on Saturday November 03, @10:11PM (#21228123)
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I couldn't make this stuff up. They're advertising for a security guard
[careerbuilder.com],
"We are seeking motivated individuals" ... translation: work cheap.
"Prior security experience preferred." ... translation: not really a
requirement, but if we can get it at no extra cost ...
"Some College is also preferred." ... if you managed to drop out of college
instead of high school, you're more "presentable" to our insurers, who are now
royally pissed at us ...
... and if you scroll down to the bottom of the page:
"Armed Hand-gun license/permit and ability to supply own weapon a Huge Plus! :
translation: "we're cheap! You're desperate AND stupid! Let's talk!"