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THE NEW WOODBINE PUSHOVER STAKES
TIME: Midnight
DISTANCE: All The Way
PURSE: $2.00
WEATHER: Very Dark
TRACK: Drippy
ELIGIBLES: 16 Years and Older
ELIGIBLES AND APPROXIMATE ODDS:
Passionate Lady 2 to 1
Bare-Belly 5 to 1
Conscience 50 to 1
Heavy Bosom 10 to 1
Cherry 99 to 1
Thighs 30 to 1
Silk Panties 21 to 1
Jockey Shorts 50 to 1
Cleen Sheets 100 to 1
Big Dick 2 to 1
Douche bag 50 to 1
Running Description - They're off. Conscience is left at the post, Silk
Panties and Jockey Shorts are off with a rush, Bare Belly is starting to
show, Heavy Bosom and Clean Sheets are in the back, Douche Bag is still at
the gate.
Around the bend, it's Cherry between Big Dick and Passionate Lady, Thighs
are working hard, and Bare Belly is under terriffic pressure.
At the half-way mark - It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open up big hole, Big
Dick is going in, Heavy Bosom is hard pressed, Passionate Lady is coming
strong and Conscience is completely lost.
In the Straight - Cherry cracks under great pressure, as Big Dick goes in
for the kill, Passionate Lady is doing her best, Bare Belly is closing in,
Big Dick passes Thighs by a full length, Passionate Lady is almost over
come.
At the Finish - Big Dick pushes in but Passionate Lady takes all he has, it
is a dead heat, Heavy Bosom falls, Bare Belly never had a chance, while
Conscience was never in the race from the start, Big Dick unexpectedly gave
up a quick spurt, but Passionate Lady kept coming, and Douche Bag came last
up the track.
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