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For SMOKERS Only.
One Kool Matinee, Peter Jackson drove to Buckingham in his Belueder.
He picked up Miss Sweet Caporal and drove to visit the Remrand and
Du Maurier families. Then he drove her home like a good Sportsman.
It was near the Old Port and she had room No. 7. They went inside
and sat down on the Chesterfield.
After a few drinks, he put his hand on her Cameos and began to
fondle her Black Cat. She got frightened and told him if he didn't
stop right away she would call the British Consul and they would
Export him, but, when he displayed his King Size Cork Tip, she
shouted "Mark Ten!". If she does not look like a Camel in nine
months it'll be a Lucky Strike for the Players.
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