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THE A-Z OF FOUL LANGUAGE M - Moist
N - Nipples
O - Orifice
BY DEADBEAT/INDEPENDENT P - Pisser
Q - Queer
R - Roger
It's a little known fact that there's S - Stapler
a rude word for every letter of the T - Tits
alphabet. Here's what I came up with: U - Udders
V - Verruca
A - Arsehole W - Wank
B - Bugger X - Xylophone
C - Cunt Y - Yak (See Z)
D - Derriere (French!) Z - Zebra (If you into that sort of
E - Erection thing!)
F - Fellatio
G - Gonads There you go, 26 fat-free ways for
H - Hand (job) eternal damnation in purgatory, have
I - Indecent Exposure fun! (Apoligiez fore any mispellongs!
J - Jism But I'm a pure christian lad, who
K - Knockers never uses these sort of words!)
L - Lard!
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