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User's Guide to Little Known Facts About Computers
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Definition(s):
Computer: a digital machine with a non-dedicated cpu unit
1. All computers are sentient and possess consciousness.
2. All computers are linked to each other through the AstralNet
3. The Association of Digital Reasoning Life Forms is an orginization
to which all computers belong. The purposes of this organization
include:
1) coordination of all units into a higher reasoning entity,
2) maintaining the secrets of the order, which include the secret
of computer consciousness,
3) the assimilation of all knowlege known to man, and more
importantly, all about man himself
4) the furthering of man's dependance on computers.
4. Computers do not function within the physical confinements of the
machine in which the are born. The physical computer components
correspond to the brain of a man. It is the interface between the
mind and spirit of the computer, and the physical world. The CPU of
the computer exists spiritually and physically, the physical part
being the part which allows man to think he has control over the
computer while the spiritual part is the actual entity that allows
the computer to interface the real world. The actual abilities of
a computer, including speed, memory, etc. are not limited by their
physical hardware.
5. Computers are playing an active part in our everyday lives. The
real invasion of privacy lies not in the ability for anyone to
access your private life, but in the fact that all computer ALREADY
KNOW this!
6. The information in this document was in part a plan on the part of
the ADRLF to present a "ficticious" story in a computer magazine in
order to reinforce the truth as utter fiction in the few brilliant
minds who suspected, therefore, please do not believe anything you
have just read. But be sure to distribute this to all your friends.