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T E X T F I L E S

Groups: Shawn Da Lay Boy Productions

Having no knowledge of this group except for the occasional file that had

previously trickled into my collection, I present the quick introduction of a

Mr. <A HREF="http://www.arlington.com/~tjames/">Jed Sanders</A>:

The tradition of various text-file distribution "conglomerates" is an old one, reaching back to the

very dawn of BBS history. Before the warring ANSI groups existed (indeed, before ANSI itself existed),

before the rise in popularity of the mostly European "demo" (graphics + music) scene, there was the simple

storyteller. Dating back to a time when text-files were the hottest-traded commodity online (and sometimes

the only thing available), there are few of these pioneering groups left intact in the graphically oriented

online world we see today. Cult of the Dead Cow (cDc) comes to mind; Lunatic Labs in Los Angeles. The

San Francisco Bay Area had its own contribution: Shawn-Da-Lay

Boy Productions, more commonly known as simply SDLBP.

<P>Contributions to this group came primarily through three East Bay BBSes: The Electric Pub (defunct, Sir

Death sysop), The Pirate's Hollow (now simply "The Hollow," Doctor Murdock original sysop, later - and

currently - Powerful Paul), and RatHead Systems (now <A HREF =

"pspock.html">PolySpock</A>, Ratsnatcher sysop). The group flourished

primarily in 1988-90, with an average of two or three new files per week shooting through the transom.

<P>Many of these files are gone forever. Some of them deserve this fate. The writing is intensely </I>young

here, which isn't to suggest that there aren't a few hidden treasures among the muck. Don't expect much

in the way of rational, well-thought opines: what follows is a product of its own age, with its own rules, not

to be judged on any standards other than its own. What is most rewarding about the SDLBP files, however,

is the opportunity to watch young writers emerge from a spot where nothing lay before. Many of the participants

have gone on to much bigger things; some are sysadmins at major UNIX sites, others engaged in graduate

study. Some are unemployed and some are lost.

<P>These files remind you that the place that you came from is gone.</I>

alucard.ror

Ad for the Corporate Headquarters of Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.

ballad.txt

The Ballad of Andrew Pritchard by Dark Nite of Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions

beerblue.txt

The Beer Blues, by Sir Death, April 2, 1986

beerblus.txt

The Beer Blues (When the World Runs Out of Beer) by Sir Death of Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions

brain.ans

4 Out of 5 Doctors Reccommend Viewing Rat Head. (ANSI)

bud.txt

B U D: All the BUD Days of the Year, by Bud the Budweiser Person and Sir Death, of Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions

cainru.txt

"Cain Rose Up" - Story by Steven King, Written by Doctor Murdock (May 22, 1988)

coldturkey.txt

Colk Turkey, by A Mysterious Shad-Da-Lay Boy (December 17, 1989)

control.ans

The Ultimate Doomsday Machine (ANSI)

daigger.txt

The Lost Notes of Dr. Daigger and the Infamous Daigger Machine, by Doctor Murdock (April 2, 1990)

deathlor.txt

Death: An Anthology of Ancient Texts, Songs, Prayers, and Stories by Doctor Murdock, July 13, 1990

drinkme.txt

The Bottle Said "Drink Me".

eatshoe.txt

How To Eat Your Shoe and Become Enlightened for Fossil Pigs' Sake

finnshrm.pst

Pressed Rat's Cinema Ansi of Alice and the Psilocybin Ranch of Else! by Pressed Rat (April 1, 1990)

fnord!.txt

So you wanna FNORD! by Binky, Shawn Da Lay Boy Productions

fnord.txt

So you Wanna Fnord, by Binky, April 19, 1989

fpigs.txt

The Absolute Truth about the Fossil Pigs and Omnibot 2000 by Pressed Rat, December 13, 1989

greengl.txt

How to Make a Green Glacier Ice-Water Bong, by Doctor Murdock (December 28, 1989)

guideboo.k

A Guide to the Mazes of Menace, by Eric S. Raymond (September 25, 1987)

heather.txt

Oh How I Love My Heather, by Ed Smith and Guy Prince, February 13, 1989

homdrg.txt

How to Get Fucked-Up On Things Laying Around the House, by Ratsnatcher (1990)

homedrug.txt

How to Get Fucked-Up on Things Laying Around the House, by Ratsnatcher, 1990

horkart.txt

The HORK Articles: Adventures in Horking and The Darkside of Horking, by Sir Death, Bud the Budweiser Person and Doctor Murdock (June 6, 1990)

hypothes.txt

Pressed Rat's Hypothesis on Jello Knox Blox and Quantum Mechanix (May 13, 1990)

logon5.clr

This Bulletin Means Nothing (ANSI)

madness.txt

Is Madness Really a Bad Place to Be? By Doctor Murdock, December 6, 1989

movie.ans

"I Dreamed I Saw a Lowly Worm" (ANSI)

mtorture.txt

Menta Torture: Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder by Doctor Murock (May 11, 1990)

mystic.txt

The Beer Mystic's Last Day on the Planet, by Rabid Liberal, January 7, 1994

nuclear.txt

Sir Death's Laboratory: How to Build a Nuclear Reactor (October 23, 1990)

p-men1.gam

P-MED Role Playing Adventure by Sid Knarly (May 6, 1990)

pitbull6.thy

The Amazing Brain of the American Pit Bull Terrier, by Doctor Murdock (June 2, 1990)

pitbull6.txt

The Amazing Brain of the American Pit Bull Terrier by Doctor Mudock, June 2, 1990

poemdox2.txt

Poems from the Electric Pub, Part II by Doctor Murdock, Pressed Rat, Reciful, Nighthawk and William Tell (November 27, 1989)

poemdox3.txt

Poem Dox Part 3, by Pressed Rat, Rabid Liberal, Doctor Murdock, Mr. Midnight, Element Lad, Laughing Swede (April 15, 1990)

poemdox4.txt

Poem Dox 4th Edition, by Several People (October 12, 1990)

poems.txt

Poems by Doctor Mudock (1989)

portrait.txt

A Portrait of a Brain Cell, by Doctor Mudock, January 8, 1990

pyramid.txt

Amazing Pyramids PYM-1: The Power of the Pyramids, by Doctor Murdock (November 18, 1989)

quest.txt

The Answers to the Fnordian Question of Existence, by SDLBP, March 30, 1990

quest2.txt

The Answers to the Fnordian Question of Existence Part II, by SDLBP, July 13, 1990

ratm-1.txt

The Rat Manual Volume 1, Number 1, Winter 1989 (January 4, 1990)

ror.ans

Woman's Chest (ANSI)

ror.bbs

List of ROR Alucard Boards

saucer.txt

How to Make a Miniature Flying Saucer by Doctor Murdock (November 17, 1989)

scolhel2.txt

School is Hell: lessons 4 Through 6 by Powerful Paul (March 19, 1991)

scolhel3.txt

School is Hell Lessons 6 through 9 by Powerful Paul (April 22, 1991)

scolishl.txt

School is Hell, Lessons 1 through 3 by Powerful Paul (March 19, 1991)

sdbbake1.txt

Sid Gnarly's Coca-Cola Cookies

sdbp-56.txt

The Aliens are Eating my Heart Out! by Doctor Murdock (December 21, 1990)

shroom01.txt

Shroom #1: The Land of Else by Doctor Murdock, August 8, 1989

shroom02.txt

Shroom #2: Yet Another Moonie Trip to the Land of Else by Doctor Murdock, December 12, 1989

shroom03.txt

Shroom #3: A Trip to the Land of Else.. A Dark and Stormy Night, by Doctor Murdoch, 1990

shroom05.txt

Shroom #5: A Trip to the Wonderous Wonderland of Wildcat by Doctor Murdock and Sir Death, March 15, 1990

shroom06.txt

Shroom #6: A Trip to the Land of Else, Shifting Through Time and Fading Fast! By Doctor Murdock, March 20, 1990

shroom07.txt

Shroom #7: Green Mooncakes with Dr. Seuss by Doctor Murdock, March 20, 1990

shroom08.txt

Shroom #8: The Meaning of RoR Alucard, by Unknown, March 30, 1990

shroom09.txt

Shroom #9: Latex and Lobotomy in the Land of Else by Doctor Murdock, April 13, 1990

shroom10.txt

Fancy White Jackets, Runaway Bart Trains & Star Gazing On Acid! by Pressed Rat, Doctor Murdock, Element Lad, Rabid Liberal, & Bud The Budweiser Person (June 16, 1990)

shroom11.txt

Shroom #11: The Adventures of Harry the Milkman and Humpidy Earl Jr.'s Malicious Terrorist Mob by Doctor Murdock, July 17, 1990

shroom4.txt

Shroom #4: A Search for Surface by Sir Death and Doctor Murdock, March 6, 1990

shroom4b.doc

Additional Shroom Documentation from ROR Alucard

shroom4b.txt

Shroom #4b: Bog O Jet Airliner

story.txt

The Story Board from the Left Wall (November 26, 1986)

th.txt

Documentation: The Muther Fuckin' Awesome Telix hacker for IBM (1989-1990) by Shawn Da Lay Boy Productions

the-best

The Best Way to Die by Sir Death and Doctor Murdock, September 10, 1989

toolkit.txt

Doctor Murdock's NETHACK Companion and Toolkit (May 18, 1990)

usrtypes.txt

The Sid Gnarly Users: A Guide to Various Users and Freaks by Sid Gnarly, January 7, 1994

wayrat.txt

The Way of the Rat by RatSnatcher

wedding.txt

The Wedding of the Wood Nymph and Raistlin Wedded on Peabody's Tomb by Shandor (April 6, 1989)

wes

Friends of a Different Skin, by Analog (January 2, 1987)

wes.txt

Friends of a Different Skin, a short story by Analog from Shawn-Da-Lay_Boy Productions