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THE FOLLOWING IS A SATYRICAL ATTACK DIRECTED TO A FEW SELECT PIRATES IN THE APPLE PIRATE WORLD. CIRCLE OF DENEB/CIRCLE OF DICKS/ CIRCLE OF DWEEBS (IN CASE YOU MISSED OUT) DEFINITION: CIRCLE-A PLANE OF FIGURES BOUNDED BY EVERY POINT WHIC IS EQUALLY DIST- -ANT FROM A FIXED POINT CALLED THE CENTER. OF-PREPOSITION, FROM, AMONG. DENEB-BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE CONST- -ELLATION CYGNUS. PUT THEM TOGETHER...MAKES A LOT OF SENSE, EH? I GUESS THE BOY! GOT DESPERATE FOR A NAME WHEN HIS GROUP FINALLY FOUND A LAME EXCUSE OF A WARE CALLED IKARI WARRIORS WITH A PROTECTION SCHEME ON IT THAT WAS EASY ENOUGH FOR HIS SIMPLETON MIND TO DEFEAT. A RENNAISANCE OF THE STRATA-CRACKERS PERHAPS? PEACEFROG. YOU MOTHER-LESS FUCK. WHERE IS THEXDER //E? CRASHER. YOU FLAMMING FAGGOT. YOUR EGO IS ABOUT AS INFLATED AS THE LATE ORSON WELL'S BELLY. LEARN HOW TO CRACK. TONY/HIGH V. YOU FASCIST SCUM. DISKMASTER. YOU TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT TOO LITTLE. BRIAN FIST. GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH. HMM, WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE APPLE PIRATE COMMUNITY? YOUR PRESENCE MADE A GOOD TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. THE MARTYR (MR. HITMAN FOR HIRE). PLEASE, FIND MY TRUE IDENTITY AND THREATEN ME 'REVENGE'. I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH. THE ONLY INGENUITY THIS IDIOT POSSESSES IS GETTING MY PHONE NUMBER AND TURNING IT INTO A 20 MEG BBS. GET REAL. TO YOU PEOPLE THAT CALL YOURSELVES 'PIRATES' AND CAN'T PROGRAM WORTH DIDDLY-FUCK. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO THE COMPUTER MOVEMENT. WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE DOC. GLENN. YOU POMPOUS, ARROGANT SCUM. YOU RUN A BOARD FALLING UNDER THE CLASSIFICATION OF A SUBJECT ON WHICH YOU KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT. PROGRAMMING. LEARN HOW TO BOOT UP A SECTOR EDITOR FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT ON THE PHONE. AND QUIT RUNNING TO HANSEL EVERYTIME YOU NEED HELP ON SOMETHING TO DO WITH PROGRAMMING, YOU'VE BEEN IN THE PIRATE WORLD FOR 4 TO 5 YEARS NOW, GET OFF YOUR LOUSY ASS AND DO SOMETHING WORTH- -WHILE WITH THAT COMPUTER. THIS CONCLUDES MY COMMENTARY, I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND IT ENJOYABLE AND ENTERTAINING. IHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDG IHATEDG IHATEDG IHATEDG CALL SPEC-ELITE IHATEDG IHATEDG IHATEDG IHATEDG 213/YOU-POSE IHATEDG IHATEDG IHATEDG IHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDGIHATEDG WHOA!