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|||||| |||||| || || |||||| |||||| || || ||| || || || || ||| |||| |||||| || |||| Your || || || || ||| || || |||||| |||||| || || |||||| |||||| GenieLamp Computing || |||||| || || |||||| RoundTable || || || ||| ||| || || || |||||| |||||||| |||||| RESOURCE! || || || || || || || ||||| || || || || || ~ WELCOME TO GENIELAMP APPLE II! ~ """""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ~ FOCUS ON...: The Accidental Tourist at KansasFest ~ ~ VOX POPULI: Apple IIgs Owners' Survey ~ ~ APPLEWORKS ANNEX: AppleWorks 5 Documentation ~ ~ HOT NEWS, HOT FILES, HOT MESSAGES ~ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\//////////////////////////////////// GenieLamp Apple II ~ A T/TalkNET Publication ~ Vol.5, Issue 52 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Publisher................................................John F. Peters Editor...................................................Douglas Cuff \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\//////////////////////////////////// ~ GenieLamp IBM ~ GenieLamp ST ~ GenieLamp PowerPC ~ ~ GenieLamp A2Pro ~ GenieLamp Macintosh ~ GenieLamp TX2 ~ ~ GenieLamp Windows ~ GenieLamp A2 ~ LiveWire (ASCII) ~ ~ Member Of The Digital Publishing Association ~ Genie Mail: GENIELAMP Internet: genielamp@genie.com ////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ >>> WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE APPLE II ROUNDTABLE? <<< """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ~ July 1, 1996 ~ FROM MY DESKTOP ......... [FRM] HEY MISTER POSTMAN ...... [HEY] Notes From The Editor. Is That A Letter For Me? HUMOR ONLINE ............ [HUM] FOCUS ON... ............. [FOC] An Apple II Parody. KansasFest 1996. VOX POPULI .............. [VOX] APPLEWORKS ANNEX ........ [AWX] Apple IIgs Owners' Survey. AppleWorks 5 Documentation. FILE BANDWAGON .......... [BAN] THE TREASURE HUNT ....... [HUN] Top 10 Files for May. Fool's Gold. LOG OFF ................. [LOG] GenieLamp Information. [IDX]"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" READING GENIELAMP GenieLamp has incorporated a unique indexing system """"""""""""""""" to help make reading the magazine easier. To utilize this system, load GenieLamp into any ASCII word processor or text editor. In the index you will find the following example: HUMOR ONLINE ............ [HUM] Genie Fun & Games. To read this article, set your find or search command to [HUM]. If you want to scan all of the articles, search for [EOA]. [EOF] will take you to the last page, whereas [IDX] will bring you back to the index. MESSAGE INFO To make it easy for you to respond to messages reprinted """""""""""" here in GenieLamp, you will find all the information you need immediately following the message. For example: (SMITH, CAT6, TOP1, MSG:58/M475) _____________| _____|__ _|___ |____ |_____________ |Name of sender CATegory TOPic Msg.# Page number| In this example, to respond to Smith's message, log on to page 475 enter the bulletin board and set CAT 6. Enter your REPly in TOPic 1. A message number that is surrounded by brackets indicates that this message is a "target" message and is referring to a "chain" of two or more messages that are following the same topic. For example: {58}. ABOUT Genie Genie has pricing plans to fit almost any budget. Genie's """"""""""" services include email, software downloads, bulletin boards, chat lines, and an Internet gateway included at a non-prime time connect rate of $2.75. Some pricing plans include uncharged online connect time. As always, prices are subject to change without notice. To sign up for Genie, call (with modem) 1-800-638-8369 in the USA or 1-800-387-8330 in Canada. Upon connection wait for the U#= prompt. Type: JOINGENIE and hit RETURN. The system will then prompt you for your information. Need more information? Call Genie's customer service line (voice) at 1-800-638-9636. GET GENIELAMP ON THE NET! Now you can get your GenieLamp issues from """"""""""""""""""""""""" the Internet. If you use a web browser, connect to "gopher://gopher.genie.com/11/magazines". When using a gopher program, connect to "gopher.genie.com" and then choose item 7 (Magazines and Newsletters from Genie's RoundTables). *** GET INTO THE LAMP! *** """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" //////////////////////////////////////// Genie_QWIK_QUOTE //// / When the day comes (soon I hope) that I get my novel / / published, this roundtable/gang is getting mentioned in / / my thanks yous!!!! Oh, and that phrase: This novel was / / written entirely on an Apple IIGS. (Should I thank John / / Scully???? Hee, hee. :) / /////////////////////////////////////////////// J.LOFTIS //// [EOA] [FRM]////////////////////////////// FROM MY DESKTOP / ///////////////////////////////// Notes From The Editor """"""""""""""""""""" by Douglas Cuff [EDITOR.A2] This editorial isn't really about any issue facing the Apple II community. This is editorial is about me. Blatantly about me, I mean. This issue marks the end of my third year as editor of GenieLamp A2. At one point, it was supposed to mark the end of my service as editor, full stop. Since beginning the first draft of this editorial, I have realized, with something of a shock, that my three years with GenieLamp A2 make me the longest-serving editor by a considerable margin. Neither of my two predecessors lasted for as long as twelve consecutive months. This must be something I inherited from my father: after 30 years of service, he is only the _fifth_ editor of a magazine about to reach its centenary. Last winter, I began to feel that I wasn't offering all that much to the Apple II community. The first issues of _The Apple Blossom_ and _Juiced.GS_ printed original material that could have appeared in GenieLamp A2... but didn't. And I felt that this was largely my fault; that I hadn't been doing a good enough job. The only thing this job pays is satisfaction, and there wasn't much of that last winter. So I planned to stop editing GenieLamp A2 at the end of my third year. I would concentrate on writing articles for the Apple II world instead of editing them. I'm proud to be an editor first--I didn't drift into editing as a substitute for writing; I love editing--but I thought that writing might revive, replenish, and renew me. I would hand my EDITOR.A2 account over to the new editor, but stay on Genie and stick with GenieLamp A2 (as a writer) via my D.CUFF account. Then the roof caved in. GEnie became Genie, and the monthly fee to keep an account active went from $7.95 to $23.95. Much too costly for an editor who's still looking for a day job. I almost closed my D.CUFF account. Then Genie introduced GenieLite at $8.95 a month, and I grabbed at it like a man in quicksand grabs for a tree root. The new Genie brought with it a new problem: no more credits for writers, no way to reward them other than with praise. I found myself in the position of having to research and write the entire contents of each issue. (The writing of articles is hard, but not a struggle; it's the research that kills you, because it really eats up your time.) Recently, a fresh problem threatened. The new Genie didn't see why GenieLamp editors should have special accounts. This was, in fact, supposed to have been the last-ever issue of GenieLamp A2. John Peters, the publisher of all GenieLamps, came through for his editors magnificently. He saved our skins, and he saved GenieLamp. That doesn't mean I'm not tired any more. But the knowledge of how close a thing it's been gave me the strength to get through this issue without wanting to quit. I'm tired this month, but the reason for it is different. My fatigue is not due to disappointment or flagging spirits; it's due to having done a lot of hard work on the KansasFest article you'll find in this issue. It's that rarity, an article I'm actually pleased with. I hope you will be too. What is so rare as one of my own articles that I'm pleased with? An article from someone other than me. If you have an article, please submit it. If you have an idea for an article, please send me E-mail so we can discuss it. I'm happy to report that I've just been discussing such an idea with a writer, so next month or the one after, there should be another voice speaking here to break the monotony. <grin> I'd still like to hear from other writers, or those who would like to try writing. [*][*][*] An amusing note about last month's editorial, which addressed the subject of a person who had violated my copyright by reprinting part of one of my articles without my permission. I got mail from people who assumed I was talking about them, when I wasn't. There is no shortage of guilty consciences out there, it seems. I should have been ready for this. As I said in my July 1994 editorial, if you tell a group of people that some of them have done something wrong, the innocent will assume they're guilty, and the guilty will assume that you're talking about someone else, or not care that you're talking about them, or admit the act but deny the guilt. To be clear, then: What I was talking about last month was _not_ someone who reprinted GenieLamp A2 material without permission. You do not have to ask permission to reprint any GenieLamp A2 material, as long as you reproduce the copyright paragraph (see the very end of this issue) and mention that it is being reprinted from GenieLamp A2. The article I spoke of last month originally appeared in another Apple II publication, not GenieLamp A2. That's really pretty simple. This month, I've made it a little more complicated--by writing two articles for which I retain the copyright myself. These two articles (and only these two) do _not_ have to be credited as having appeared in GenieLamp A2... but it would be a nice gesture. I retain the copyright on these articles not because I want to hoard them but because I want to be able to reprint them without asking GenieLamp's permission. Please note--they're still my copyright material. If, as I suspect, the only person they're worth something to is me--then why would you want to steal it? -- Doug Cuff Genie Mail: EDITOR.A2 Internet: editor.a2@genie.com __________________________________________________________ | | | REPRINTING GENIELAMP | | | | If you want to reprint any part of GenieLamp, or | | post it to a bulletin board, please see the very end | | of this file for instructions and limitations. | |__________________________________________________________| ASCII ART BEGINS _____ _ _ ___ ___ / ____| (_) | | / _ \|__ \ | | __ ___ _ __ _ ___| | __ _ _ __ ___ _ __ | |_| | ) | | | |_ |/ _ \ '_ \| |/ _ \ | / _` | '_ ` _ \| '_ \ | _ | / / | |__| | __/ | | | | __/ |___| (_| | | | | | | |_) | | | | |/ /_ \_____|\___|_| |_|_|\___|______\__,_|_| |_| |_| .__/ |_| |_|____| | | |_| ASCII ART ENDS [EOA] [HEY]////////////////////////////// HEY MISTER POSTMAN / ///////////////////////////////// Is That A Letter For Me? """""""""""""""""""""""" by Douglas Cuff [EDITOR.A2] o BULLETIN BOARD HOT SPOTS o A2 POT-POURRI o HOT TOPICS o WHAT'S NEW o THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE o MESSAGE SPOTLIGHT >>> BULLETIN BOARD HOT SPOTS <<< """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" [*] CAT 9, TOP 7 ......... Another bug in HFS.FST? [*] CAT 28, TOP 4 ......... "Revenge of the Nerds" documentary [*] CAT 31, TOP 5 ......... Apple II in Macintosh user groups [*] CAT 44, TOP 3 ......... KansasFest 1996 mini biographies [*] CAT 44, TOP 8 ......... KansasFest 1996! >>> A2 POT-POURRI <<< """"""""""""""""""""" THEY DON'T KNOW US VERY WELL, DO THEY? I recently got an email ad """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" from/for Delphi, which included the following paragraph: "With the recent news of Compuserve, Genie and other systems going strictly to a graphical, web based platform, there will be many people who are left with the prospect of either spending a lot of money to upgrade computers, or finding a new home. Delphi is still a text based service, which means nearly everyone can make it onto the system." Although we've always wanted people to place Genie right up there with CIS & AOL... they could've at least gotten the facts right. :) -Ken (KEN.GAGNE, CAT2, TOP23, MSG:310/M645;1) UPDATING PRINT SHOP IIGS FOR BETTER PRINTING? Here's another concept too. """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" What if one were to create a data disk that one would print to: that is that acted like a printer (you know, print to a disk combination of the PSGS components sort of "put together" and saved, later to be printed as a whole unit via some Graphics program- like PL of AWGS? (M.SCHOOP, CAT6, TOP8, MSG:120/M645;1) >>>>> Good luck! Joe Kohn hired Burger Bill to do new drivers for PSGS, """"" and Burger Bill failed. You may be flogging a dead horse. ;) Carl Knoblock - Telephone Tech (C.KNOBLOCK, CAT6, TOP8, MSG:123/M645;1) >>>>> I don't think the word "failed" would be an accurate (or fair) """"" description. I asked Bill about PSGS several months ago, and he told me that the reason nothing ever came of it was that the quality would NOT be improved, due to the resolution of PSGS being hard-coded to 72 dpi (or 144 dpi?). As mentioned above, the quality would degrade due to the sharp definition of the pixels (as opposed to the round or "blurred" edges produced by a dot matrix printer). If I felt it was worth doing, and I had the time, I could do it. I don't feel it's worth doing (and I have better things to do with my time right now, which I think GS users might appreciate a lot more :). -G.T. Barnabas (BARNABAS, CAT6, TOP8, MSG:125/M645;1) GENIELAMP HTML To see your GenieLamp in all it's HTML glory with e-mail """""""""""""" links to almost everyone mentioned in it, call the VACC homepage. - http://home.earthlink.net/~seali/vaccpage/vacc.html - Also check out Scott's home page (seali) if you like showbiz links. He has some dandys. Uncle Duck ......... (VACC.DAVE, CAT3, TOP3, MSG:79/M645;1) SCANTRON QUALITY COMPUTERS E-MAIL Jan, I got your address change """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" request, and emailed it to myself at work, to take care of it Monday :) Anyone else who needs this, or hasn't received their stuff, please email me at gesaikin@sqc.net. If you do it here, I'll try to remember to forward it to my work address, but it's easier if it gets there...then I can see it, and it'll jog my memory. :) FWIW, this holds true with any questions you have re Scantron-Quality. You can post here, but if it's urgent, please email it also! Gena (QUALITY, CAT42, TOP11, MSG:306/M645;1) ONCE-MIGHTY ACADEMIA AND THE REAL WORLD BTW, I was checking out the UH """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" library online the other day and came across something that might be of interest to Apple II and real world device guys: Yip, W. and Tse, R. S. (1994). A polarograph built on an Apple II. _Laboratory Robotics and Automation_, _6_, 5. (In non APA format, that's "A Polarograph Built on an Apple II" by Wai-Tak Yip and Ronald S. Tse", published February 1, 1994 in Laboratory Robotics and Automation, volume 6, number 1, page 5.) Note that I haven't gone over and checked the actual article out yet, but anything like this tends to get my attention. Ryan M. Suenaga, M.S.W. Social Worker by Day, Apple II geek by night, KFester in July! ANSITerm and CoPilot v2.55 (R.SUENAGA1, CAT12, TOP38, MSG:189/M645;1) >>>>> Sounds interesting. """"" One of my dictionaries says: Polarography is a method of qualitative or quantitative analysis based on current/voltage curves obtained during electrolysis of a solution with a steadily increasing electromotive force. Another says: Polarography is an electrochemical method of quantitative or qualitative analysis based on the relationship between an increasing current passing through the solution being analyzed and the increasing voltage used to produce the current. I wonder how well the hardware and software setup is described. Based on the description of the topic I suppose they used a Digital-to-Analog converter to precisely step up the voltage. Is this document a thesis? If so, do they charge very much to have it reproduced? I'm kinda skiddish about buying these types of documents after a bad experience with a document that I ordered from M.I.T. I paid a lot of money for less than 50 pages (I was expecting 100-200) of a poor quality (photocopy) document. Erick (E.WAGNER10, CAT12, TOP38, MSG:191/M645;1) CHALLENGING MISCONCEPTIONS Today we had "Open House" at the office, with """""""""""""""""""""""""" about 90 new staff coming through. On my desk my //e displayed a full screen (in PublishIt's page preview) saying, "Apple II Forever!" The Mac next to it had a Kid's Pix screen with a hand pointing to the //e which said, "The Apple II is my big brother." Someone left a note on the //e's keyboard which said, "You are a brave and courageous person." I discovered who left the note and he explained, "You're brave to be using such an old machine." Whereupon I explained that the HP LJ 4M sitting next to the //e was driven by the //e, showed him my postscript printed newsletters, scanner (Quickie), printed PostNet Bar codes, and that the //e is interfaced with the mainframe VAX at 19,200 baud. HA! __!__ | Terrell Smith | tsmith@ivcf.org (T.SMITH59, CAT5, TOP4, MSG:255/M645;1) GRAPHICWRITER III BUG REPORT LEADS TO ENCOURAGING NEWS OK, here's """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" something odd. While working in GraphicWriter III 2.0, I go to the Apple pull-down menu to select the Swatterdisk NDA. Instead of the SwatterDisk control center window popping up, I get the GraphicWriter "About" box instead, the same one you get when you select "About" under the Apple pull-down menu. Every other NDA, and I have many installed, works fine. I tried this with a number of other programs, and each time I select the SwatterDisk NDA, the proper window pops up. The only place it fails to work properly is in GW III. Could somebody who has both GW III and SwatterDisk check to see if they can duplicate this problem? I'm beginning to get a little paranoid. A couple of windows in Kangaroo don't pop up properly and another won't pop up at all, now SwatterDisk doesn't respond inside GW III. Recently, the window of the Shortcuts NDA (from Softdisk GS) began not showing up when I select it from the Apple pull-down menu, even though the shortcut key commands continue to work OK. I know it's a full moon, but could there be any other explanation for all this? I'm just hoping someone can duplicate the GW III/SwatterDisk problem so I can rest a little easier. Thanks, Max (M.JONES145, CAT43, TOP6, MSG:312/M645;1) >>>>> Yep, the NDA selection thing is definitely a bug. We found it a """"" long time ago, but I could never reproduce it on my test (read: basic system) machine. That's not to say it's not GWIII's fault, just that we had a hard time reproducing it. It's MORE THAN LIKELY a GWIII bug, and it's on our list of things to do. Any EXTRA info you can give to help me reproduce it, would be greatly appreciated. Thanks again, Richard (RICHARD.B, CAT43, TOP6, MSG:316/M645;1) WHITHER GENIELITE? Just in case any one is thinking of changing over to """""""""""""""""" Genielite, I've just received the following reply in response to my request: > I am sorry but the GenieLite option is no longer available. This > package was discontinued May 8, 1996. Looks like the new management are still treating their clients badly :( Pete (U.K) (P.GREEN, CAT2, TOP23, MSG:316/M645;1) APPLE BLOSSOM PUBLISHER MOVES Hi everybody, just a quick update on some """"""""""""""""""""""""""""" Apple Blossom happenings. First, the next issue should be completed this weekend, and I hope to begin mailing by the middle of next week. This issue will have articles on GraphicWriter III, Connecting a CD-ROM to a IIGS, how to flow text inside a shape in GWIII, how to calculate the days of the week in the AW spreadsheet, plus the usual announcements, etc. Also, I'll be moving in the next two weeks. I've got a new job up in Boston, so I'll be returning there on July 6th. I don't have a permanent address yet, but you can send mail to me at my folks house: Steve Cavanaugh 13 Hillsdale Rd. Holbrook, MA 02343 I'll be able to pick it up regularly once there. My email here and on AOL (stevec1021@aol.com) will remain the same, of course, as will my Web page (http://members.aol.com/newblossom/), which will be updated in the next week as well, with an article from the newsletter and perhaps a bonus review as well. My other internet address (cav@strauss.udel.edu) will be closed down this week, so don't send me any more mail at that address. Steve (S.CAVANAUGH1, CAT13, TOP17, MSG:305/M645;1) >>> HOT TOPICS <<< """""""""""""""""" APPLE II GROUP--AFFILIATE WITH MAC USER GROUP? I don't know whether this """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is the appropriate topic section for this or not, but the title seemed least inappropriate of the available choices. This is a plea for advice. Our users group, the Carolina Apple Core, has been an Apple II support group since 1979. Surrounded by Mac groups, we are the only group in central North Carolina still actively supporting the Apple II. Recently several of our most active members have switched to Macs, and on the "use it or lose it" principle have begun losing their expertise with Apple IIs. Those of us who are still Apple II fanatics think the group should remain an Apple II organization with a Mac SIG, but there are problems. When there are Apple II-based presentations at the monthly meetings, the Mac people are bored and it shows. The vice versa situation also applies. We have been trying to find cross-cultural topics for the meetings, like using the Internet, how to transfer files between platforms, etc, but we are running out of ideas. Apple, Inc. is no help since they don't remember there ever was an Apple II. Is there hope for us??? Phil palbro@sophia.sph.unc.edu 75452.1665@compuserve.com Sysop, Coretalk BBS, 919-544-1356 (P.ALBRO, CAT31, TOP5, MSG:89/M645;1) >>>>> Phil, what we had long done at the meetings in Greensboro was to """"" have a brief business meeting and then split up into Mac and Apple II groups for platform-specific presentations. If you don't have that kind of space luxury, then perhaps you could schedule the two presentations at different times, with the business meeting sandwiched in the middle, or something. I confess that I haven't been to a Greensboro meeting in well over a year, maybe two. I discovered that my main reason for going to them was to hang out with my friends, and when most of them bought Macs and PCs and quit coming, I eventually did also. TomZ (A2.TOMZ, CAT31, TOP5, MSG:90/M645;1) >>>>> This shows up in A2 with the Mac only topic.:( Who wants to read """"" about individuals and schools and what the best Mac for them to get is? I do believe that the Apple II people can put up with Macs better than the other way around. There appears to be a snobbery among the Mac users. The trouble is that the Apple IIs and Macs are different computers that were made by the same company, pretty much that is where the similarity ends. When that magazine switched from just Apple II, to add the Mac coverage, it became a boring rag; that then went out of business. It is also true that there really aren't any IBM/Mac magazines out there. The Mac people are always writing to Byte magazine about how the Mac wasn't mentioned in this or that article (even ones on desk top publishing). Whine, whine, whine... My advice is for the user group to drop the Mac coverage. You might even be able to bring in new Apple II members if you show how inexpensive it can be to get online with a 'new' Apple II system. - James - [IMAGE] (J.GRAY38, CAT31, TOP5, MSG:91/M645;1) >>>>> I guess I'm pretty down on user groups myself. I'm on the Board of """"" Directors of the Hawai'i Macintosh and Apple User's Society, and basically, they've never given me anything but a very large headache. :/ I write the two Apple II columns in the SIGNAL for them, and handle about 80% of the Apple II trouble calls (used to be 100% before graduate school forced me to say "ENOUGH!"). The problem is more in reciprocity. I feel I give a lot to my UG (in terms of tech support, help, writing articles, etc.) I almost never get anything back. I can't even get the Mac BBS librarian to put some files (TrueType fonts, for instance) in .SIT 1.5.1 with no folders format so that Apple IIgs users can get at 'em, and he's a pretty prominent Apple II guy. Our group also started as an Apple II only group, and now it's both a II and Mac group, as well as Newton; however, I'd say 90% of the emphasis is Mac. My UG experience here tells me mostly one thing: if I have someone who's serious about Apple IIs here, before I tell them to join HMAUS, I tell them to join Genie. As far as James' comment about: >> Apple II presentations at the monthly meetings, the Mac people are bored >> and vice versa > This shows up in A2 with the Mac only topic.:( Who wants to read about > individuals and schools and what the best Mac for them to get is? Really, part of the reason why that topic is there is pragmatic: a lot of Apple II people, particularly on this RT, use and own Macs (I'm "guilty" myself, twice). Another part of it is very pragmatic as well: A2 users are some of the best informed anywhere, and I see better answers to those Mac questions here than in the Mac RT most days. As a BB person, I can say also that the topic is indeed intended for "Quick Help" only. Long ongoing discussions are directed to the Mac RT. And, even after all of this, if you're still not interested in the topic (believe me, I can relate; for years I swore I'd never own a Mac; at this point I've generally stopped swearing at them. . . well, maybe not :) you can always IGNore it. Ryan M. Suenaga, M.S.W. Social Worker by Day, Apple II geek by night ANSITerm and CoPilot v2.55 (R.SUENAGA1, CAT31, TOP5, MSG:93/M645;1) KANSASFEST SCHEDULE Godzilla (Steve Gozdziewski) will be along soon """"""""""""""""""" (maybe a few days) and post the BETA schedule. We are very hesitant to post it ahead of time because of all the complaints we got last year when we had to change things. I am stressing NOW and will continue to stress that any schedule you see is not final. Heck, we even had to change it after we arrived at Avila last year because they changed our meal times. Oh well. :) I can tell you that the roast is planned for Friday night, and we will be "serving" Joe Kohn, medium rare. So if you are interested in helping with that fun occasion, let me know. Cindy (KFest Big Cheese) (CINDY.A, CAT44, TOP8, MSG:245/M645;1) >>>>> """"" ______ _____ ( ) ( ) ____________________________________________ | | / / ( _____________________________'96____) | | / / | | | |/ / | | II Infinitum!! | / | |______ | |\ \ | _______) __________ ________ ________ | | \ \ | | ( _____) ( ___) (__ __) | | \ \ | | | |__ \ \ | | | | \ \ | | | __) \ \ | | | | \ \ | | | |_____ ___\ \ | | (______) (________) (_______) (__________) (_________) |___| ALL-STAR LINEUP: Session Presenter(s) ToolBox Programming-1........................Mike Westerfield (BYTEWORKS) ToolBox Programming-2........................Mike Westerfield (BYTEWORKS) Solder-1.....................................Dave Ciotti (BINARY.BEAR) Solder-2.....................................Doug Pendleton (DOUG.P) and Dave Ciotti (BINARY.BEAR) Solder-3.....................................Doug Pendleton (DOUG.P) and Dave Ciotti (BINARY.BEAR) Keyboard Repair..............................Doug Pendleton (DOUG.P) and Dave Ciotti (BINARY.BEAR) System Saver Maintenance.....................Doug Pendleton (DOUG.P) and Dave Ciotti (BINARY.BEAR) ZIP-Chip Modifications.......................Doug Pendleton (DOUG.P) Human Interface Guidelines...................Eric Sheperd (SHEPPY) Publishers' (and Writers') Forum.............Ryan Suenaga (R.SUENAGA1) and a panel of your favorites! HTML Conference..............................Charles Hartley (A2.CHARLIE) Robotics.....................................Erick Wagner (E.WAGNER10) and Mike Westerfield (BYTEWORKS) Apple Presents...............................Kurt Ackman - Apple, Inc. Kansas City Disk ][ Hacking/Diagnostic Software..........Dr. Stephen Buggie HyperCard....................................Brian Gillespie (B.GILLESPIE3) (All About) Spectrum.........................Ewen Wannop (E.WANNOP) with Dave Hecker Using NetScape...............................David Kerwood (D.KERWOOD) DeskTop Publishing...........................Max Jones (M.JONES145) AppleWorks/UltraMacros.......................Will Nelken (W.NELKEN1) (All About) GraphicWriter III................Richard Bennett (RICHARD.B) with Dave Hecker AppleSoft Basic..............................Charles Hartley (A2.CHARLIE) Mac Basics...................................Auri Rahimzadeh (A.RAHIMZADEH) KFest Roast..................................Joe.Kohn (JOE.KOHN) Keynote Address/Panel Vendor Fair (Saturday) Other sessions may include: Using UNIX (All About) Graphics AppleSoft Basic-2 A2 Productivity 3.5 Disk Cleaning New Product Introductions As always, there will be informal hardware repairs, debugging, TC events, and other computer events/discussions after the day's formal schedule is over. If you are staying off-campus, I'd urge you to allow some time in the evening for the informal gatherings. While the number of formal sessions is limited by time, there will be a wealth of Apple II, Mac, and Newton "gurus" staying in the dorms. Most are willing to answer any question you may have and/or assist you in any way they can. Please remember this is NOT the final schedule which can, and most likely will change. However, you should now have a good idea of the exciting events planned for this year's KansasFest. Looking forward to another very special KFest! Hope to see you there. Steve (KFest Schedule-Meister) P.S. Any errors/omissions are entirely my fault:( (S.GOZDZIEWSK, CAT44, TOP8, MSG:261/M645;1) >>>>> This is an Whoops Alert <g """"" >> ZIP-Chip Modifications.......................Doug Pendleton (DOUG.P) The ZipChip is a sealed item, and can not be user modified. The ZipGSX, which is the accelerator for the IIgs is a board, and can be modifed for higher speed and / or larger cache. -Harold Resident Solder Slinger Live Free or Die - New Hampshire state motto (HAROLD.H, CAT44, TOP8, MSG:262/M645;1) NEW, IMPROVED HFS.FST BUG? I have uncovered what appears to be a bug in """""""""""""""""""""""""" the way that GS/OS (Finder?) handles HFS partitions. I say appears, because it is possible that it is something unique to my system. I would be interested in hearing from others who might have had similar problems, or to see if anyone else can duplicate my problem. I have several HFS partitions on my IIgs system (Apple Hi-Speed SCSI card, slot 7, System 6.0.1, with patched HFS FST). I am using a 1.3 GB Seagate drive, partitioned into two 600 MB partitions, four 32 MB partitions, and one with the leftovers. Also, I have a magneto-optical drive, with 281MB per side (562MB per cartridge). I have it set as a single partition on each side. I have found that if I drag copy files via Finder onto the 600MB partition such that the files to be copied are more than the available free space, and if the files are in a folder, that when I get the "Disk is Full" error, the folder has been corrupted that it was copying into. The folder can no longer be deleted from Finder. This has happened twice. Also, it happened with a 281MB partition on the M-O drive. My question is, can anyone else duplicate this? With a smaller partition? With something other than HFS? (I have nbever seen it happen with a ProDOS partition, and I have overflowed on partitions before with ProDOS. I would be interested in hearing anything about this. Joat (A2.TIM, CAT9, TOP7, MSG:241/M645;1) >>>>> I have totally filled smallerr HFS volumes (800k floppies, 100Mb """"" and smaller hard drive partitions) and not encountered any problems. The largest drive I have here is only 153Mb, so I can really give things as much of a 'wringing out' as I'd like to :/ -Harold Resident Solder Slinger Live Free or Die - New Hampshire state motto (HAROLD.H, CAT9, TOP7, MSG:242/M645;1) <<<<< But did you fill them from Finder, and by drag copying more than """"" would fit, and the files you dragged were in a folder? I suspect that all three are required. It could also be size related. The smallest I have tried so far is 281MB. Joat (A2.TIM, CAT9, TOP7, MSG:243/M645;1) >>>>> Yes, but possibly not in the way you're thinking of.. """"" I've filled HFS volumes by having multiple folders selected in the Finder, and then dragging those over to the HFS volume. This could easilly be doing something different than if one had only one (huge) folder being copied. (one huge folder = one base prefix being used for the entire operation, multiple smaller folders = the base prefix gets changed after each smaller folder is finished) You're =only= encountering the HFS directory corruption when a disk full condition has occured? (try the copying with just less than enough to fill the HFS volume, -exactly- enough to fill the volume, and just a bit too much) I've got a =suspicion= about this, but it's too early to say what, and I can't test it here as I don't have a really large drive that I can set up as HFS. -Harold Resident Solder Slinger Live Free or Die - New Hampshire state motto (HAROLD.H, CAT9, TOP7, MSG:245/M645;1) <<<<< > I have several 230 MOs almost filled and have never seen this """"" > problem. If they are "almost" filled, you won't see it. You will have to use Finder to drag a folder of files to the partition to try to =overfill= it and trigger the "disk is full" error. Only then will this problem appear, at least on my setup. An almost full drive does not trigger it. Joat (A2.TIM, CAT9, TOP7, MSG:246/M645;1) >>> WHAT'S NEW <<< """""""""""""""""" LATEST ISSUE OF SHAREWARE SOLUTIONS II Volume 3, Issue 1 of Shareware """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Solutions II is complete, and will soon be mailed out to subscribers. In this 20 page issue, you will find: GRAPEVINE Hard Drive Give Away Brutal Deluxe Visit Magic Eye Graphics EGO Systems Basic Screen Blanker Low Cost Enhancements On The Horizon LIES, LIES AND MORE LIES (By Professor G.S. Gumby) Hello Again! A Meaningful Relationship Yet Another KansasFest Tangled Up In Hype Just You Wait Speaking Of E-Mail Ask Mr 8 Ball THE COMPUTER THAT COULD HAVE CHANGED THE WORLD Meet Mark Twain The Big Picture Fast Forward Five Years Wheelin' And Dealin" The Age Of Discovery A Guided Tour Impressions STACK CENTRAL / STUDIO CITY What's It All About? Requirements Ordering Information The Master Index SUCH A DEAL ProSel The Gate And Space Fox NAUG-On-Disk Bundle SHAREWARE SOLUTIONS IIE/IIC/IIGS A2 Disks of the Month EnviroWorks SHAREWARE SOLUTIONS IIGS Games '96 If you're a subscriber, you should be receiving this issue soon. Please let me know what you think! If you're not a subscriber, but would like information about subscribing, send an e-mail to Joe Kohn on any of the following systems: CIS: 76702,565 GEnie: JOE.KOHN Internet: joko@crl.com Feel free to visit the Shareware Solutions II Home Page on the World Wide Web. The URL is: http://www.crl.com/~joko (JOE.KOHN, CAT28, TOP4, MSG:37/M645;1) LATEST ISSUE OF II ALIVE Hmmmmm. . . word on another service indicates """""""""""""""""""""""" that another issue has gone out. . . No sign of it here though. Ryan M. Suenaga, M.S.W. Social Worker by Day, Apple II geek by night ANSITerm and CoPilot v2.55 (R.SUENAGA1, CAT42, TOP11, MSG:284/M645;1) >>>>> Yep, I received the "Spring 1996" issue on Saturday. They keep """"" getting lighter on content, but it's still nice to see an issue. - Tony (A2.TONY, CAT42, TOP11, MSG:285/M645;1) >>>>> I got my II Alive Saturday, also, and was please that the content """"" was much better, IMHO, than the last issue. I was also pleased that my ad didn't get screwed up :) FWIW, I have emailed back and forth with the current editor, who tells me that they may very well continue II Alive past this year. He tells me that writers have been contracted for ALL stories for the next two issues, and that the fate of the magazine is not decided. It could be that Scantron is not as determined to shut it down as Quality was before the merger. Steve (S.CAVANAUGH1, CAT42, TOP11, MSG:299/M645;1) LATEST ISSUE OF JUICED.GS ++++++++ Juiced.GS Volume 1, Issue 2 ++++++++ """"""""""""""""""""""""" The spring/summer edition of Juiced.GS has been released. Look for it soon in a mail box near you!! COVER STORY: Expanding the 'Net ... An in-depth report on the development of GS/TCP, the software that will allow GS users to connect directly to the Internet. Juiced.GS spent several hours in early May with GS/TCP programmer Derek Taubert and saw his program in action. This feature is based on that interview. Also in this issue: o An in-depth review of GraphicWriter III 2.0 o Letters from readers of Juiced.GS o Troubleshooting hardware repairs on the Apple II o Shareware Spotlight: Fun and games -- mini-reviews of GS Entertainment, Puyo-Puyo and Diamonds-GS!!!! o Another installment of the Juiced.GS Collection announced o DumplinGS ... newsy notes from the Apple II world This issue is late getting out, and I apologize for that. A couple of problems arose late in the process that delayed publication. The schedule will be back on track for the next issue, which will be published in mid to late August (hopefully more mid than late). If you are not yet a subscriber to Juiced.GS but would like to be, see subscription info in the topic header, or e-mail me for more details. Thanks again to everyone for your patience and your continued support. Apple II Forever, Max Jones (M.JONES145) Juiced.GS (KansasFest here we come!!!!!) (M.JONES145, CAT13, TOP43, MSG:183/M645;1) LATEST ISSUE OF THE APPLEWORKS GAZETTE """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" __________________________ | | | The AppleWorks Gazette | | Issue #3 | | shipping now! | |__________________________| The last disks were sent this morning. North-American and European subscribers should get their disk starting from Wednesday, Jun 26, depending on how fast first class/airmail will be. The third issue of the AppleWorks Gazette contains a 65-page newsletter, in which you will read: o a review of Marin MacroWorks' TouchTwo, o TimeOut: Finding Out the Right Version o The Wonderful World of AppleWorks Inits o AppleWorks Q & A o New Applications for AppleWorks 3.0, 4.3, and 5.1 and much more. The disk also contains about 500K of software and data, most of which has never been released before. For subscription information, send mail to 100316.14@compuserve.com (Chris Serreau) or h.katz@genie.com (Howard Katz). See you in July! --- How to subscribe? The AppleWorks Gazette is available by subscription ''''''''''''''''' only, for US $35 a year (six 3.5-inch disks), shipping included. North American subscribers should send a US $35 check to Howard Katz, 1104 Lorlyn Circle #2D, Batavia, IL 60510, U.S.A. European subscribers should send the equivalent of US $35 in Western European currency, in check or money order made payable to Christian Serreau to Christian Serreau, 12, rue de la Censerie, 49100 Angers, France. Outside North America and Western Europe, contact Howard Katz for information regarding how to submit checks in your national currency. Sorry, charge cards, purchase orders, or COD orders not accepted. Back issues are available for US $6 per disk. 5.25-inch disks available upon request. Ask for specific price and conditions. (H.KATZ, CAT17, TOP18, MSG:25/M645;1) LATEST ISSUE OF THE APPLE BLOSSOM NOW ON ITS WAY TOWARD YOUR MAILBOX """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" The Apple Blossom Volume 2, Number 3 Table of Contents ''''''''''''''''' From the Publisher--a very moving experience Announcements How to create Greeting Cards using PostScript commands New Digs for ProDOS 8--IIe 2.0.1 for the Macintosh Calculating the Days of the Week with AppleWorks How to Use a CD-ROM drive with the IIGS Review of GraphicWriter III v. 2.0 Review of the Focus Hard Card This issue has a new writer, Mark Comden of Pennsylvania, with his AppleWorks article. Mark is also a talented cartoonist, and his first cartoon has a nice tip for anyone with an ImageWriter II. Due to "technical difficulties" beyond his control, Ryan Suenaga's usual column "Talking ][..." didn't make it into this issue, but look for it in the next issue. Some newsletters have already been mailed out, and the rest will hit the post tomorrow. Look for yours soon. ----------------------- Stats: Subscribers: 153 U.S. States: 40 Other Countries: 6 The Apple Blossom, a bi-monthly newsletter focusing on reviews of Apple II products, how-to articles, and general interest features of interest to all Apple II users. To subscribe, download the subscription form that follows in this topic, and send a check or money order in U.S. funds ($12.00 for U.S./Canada, $18.00 all other countries) to: Steve Cavanaugh 13 Hillsdale Rd. Holbrook, MA 02343 for more info, email here or stevec1021@aol.com@inet# (S.CAVANAUGH1, CAT13, TOP17, MSG:308/M645;1) >>> THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE <<< """"""""""""""""""""""""""""" MUSIC COMPOSER V4.00 WITH SHEET MUSIC INTERFACE """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" V V A PPPP OOOO RRRRR V V A A P P O O R R V V A A P P O O R R V V AAAAAAA PPPP O O RRRRR V V A A P O O R R V V A A P O O R R V A A P 000O R R A L EEEEE RRRRR TTTTTTTTTTT A A L E R R T A A L E R R T AAAAAAA L EEEEE RRRRR T A A L E R R T A A L E R R T A A LLLLLL EEEEE R R T Music Composer version 4.00 I've finished writing the sheet music interface for Music Composer. Note, I said 'writing' not debugging. I still have a few other additions and changes to make to the program. Be sure and look for the demo version of Music Composer version 4.00. It should be on Genie in the A2 Library, On my own FTP site (mentioned in sig below, and on comp.sys.apple2.binaries. If you don't know what Music Composer is (sigh): Music Composer is an Apple IIGS desktop program for creating and editing music sequence files. It is built around the MIDIsynth tool (tool035). With Music Composer you can create a sequence from scratch and edit it or you can import files from SynthLAB, Sound Smith, Music Studio, or standard MIDI files. Files can be saved as Music Composer format or exported to SynthLAB or standard MIDI files. When editing you can cut, copy or paste tracks, measures or individual notes. You can tranpose up or down both volume and note values. You can also edit individual notes and MIDI data. You enter notes through a MIDI device or through the computer keyboard in a spreadsheet like interface. You can also play your creations using music composer. If you don't know what the Apple IIGS is (SIGH): *Previous version of Music Composer can be found at my FTP site (see sig *below), or on GEnie, AOL, grind.isca.uiowa.edu, and other FTP sites on *internet. Effective Software Solutions Clayburn W. Juniel, III Custom Software Design 1928 E. Camelback Rd. #623 Phone: (602)274-6905 Phoenix, AZ 85016-4143 USA Fax: (602)274-6851 Internet: clay1@primenet.com WWW: http://www.primenet.com/~clay1 c.juniel@genie.com FTP: ftp.primenet.com users/c/clay1 (C.JUNIEL, CAT6, TOP19, MSG:113/M645;1) WE LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT PRODUCTS BEING BETA-TESTED > doesn't """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" > GraphicConverter > run on one of your Macs? Sorta. It'll handle doing some types of graphics conversions for me, particularly small JPEGs. On larger pictures it chokes, as I only have 4Mb in my SE. (might be bumping this up to 8Mb, just found out that 2Mb 30 pin SIMMs arre under $30 each from Chip Merchant :) It -won't- handle the .BMP pictures that prompted my initial question here, it seems that they have some kind of fairly recently compression being used on them :/ I did discover, much to my chagrin, that a certain IIgs graphics utility that I'm beta testing handles the pictures in question however, and quite nicely too. This is ideal for me, as I can download them via the Mac, then display on the IIgs while the Mac is busy downloading the next one. (appletalk is slow, but hey, it works :) -Harold (HAROLD.H, CAT2, TOP3, MSG:211/M645;1) TRANSLATING HIGH-BIT CHARACTERS I've created a little program that takes """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" a text file that was created with a program that uses curly quotes and other high bit characters, and changes the curly quotes, apostrophes, slashed zeros, and hyphens and converts them to standard low bit matching characters. It also finds and replaces all other high bit characters with a tilde (~) so that you can quickly find them with a word processor and change them or delete them as you please. If you have been plagued with loading a text file created on the Mac, or with some other program that uses these high bit characters and discovering things like RThis is supposed to be in quotes.S or contractions such as youUve, wonUt, IUll, then you know what a hassle it is to manually change them. I'm looking for 3-4 people to beta test this program for me. If you are interested, post a message here. I'll take the first 4 who post and send them the program via attached email. I'll ask the beta testers to try it out on as many different sized files, from as many different sources as you can. I'm particularly interested in text files created with Mac or DOS word processors, as well as those created as TEACH files on the GS. One one of caution. If you have already loaded the text file into a word processor such as AppleWorks and saved it back as a text file, this program won't help you. AppleWorks automatically strips the high bits that my program needs to see. Let me hear from you. Charlie (A2.CHARLIE, CAT13, TOP8, MSG:84/M645;1) DIAMONDS GAME We'll I'll give you the short version re Diamonds. """"""""""""" It's been pending legal problems for almost three years. The version that's out now (ftp sites etc.) is a leaked beta test version. When I catch the lousy so and so... So for all intents, it's out there. So I guess, grab it if you can. Regards, Richard (RICHARD.B, CAT28, TOP4, MSG:81/M645;1) >>> MESSAGE SPOTLIGHT <<< """"""""""""""""""""""""" Category 2, Topic 5 Message 248 Fri Jun 28, 1996 HAROLD.H [Hdwr Hacker] at 01:56 EDT Spotted in CSA2.... and of some general interest IMHO :-) The only editing done on this was to convert it from Unix to Apple II format (change of LF's to CR's) and elimination of some CR's and extranious spaces to improve repost formatting here on Genie. Some 'hyphen lines' have been replaced with lines of = symbols, so that offline message managers won't improperly parse the message into multiple parts. No text has been altered from the original. Note the repost permision that is expressly given at the end of the message. <Snip!> NEWSWIRE...[ANN] New IIGS Emulator From: GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH (Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat) Reply to: Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat Date: 23 Jun 1996 20:07:58 GMT Organization: Synergetix Newsgroups: comp.sys.apple2 Reply to: newsgroup(s) Dear c.s.a2, I hope you find the announcement below worth the bandwidth. Shady (Mr. ShadowWrite) and I have been working on this beast 'secretly' for many months (me since last January), and we're happy it's developing the way we'd like. Please note that it's still an alpha release, and alpha is alpha and not beta or final. Alpha means: bugs, crying programmers on drugs, dead machines. If you own a PowerMac and do have in-depth knowledge of the IIGS hardware, please let me know. We're still looking for beta testers. One last thing: Andre will leave planet Earth until mid August, so I'll have to do all answering *and* programming on my own. Please be patient when contacting me. This also means that you should send *all* your questions and comments to gudath@ubaclu.unibas.ch. (You might be able to catch him *today* 6/24/96 CET, but then he's gone..) Thank you! Enjoy, Henrik ============= snip here, Swiss army knife recommended ============= Contact: Andre Horstmann or Synergetix H. Gudat Hoehenweg 3d Missionsstrasse 38 6300 Zug 4055 Basel Switzerland Switzerland andre.horstmann@unifr.ch gudath@ubaclu.unibas.ch (Please use only this address before August 15.) POWERMACS RUN APPLE IIGS SOFTWARE Alpha Version Sent to Selected Testers Zug/Basel (Switzerland), 6/24/96 -- Fast Eddie Labs, formerly Bright Software, announced today the availability of alpha seeds of "Fast Eddie" to selected testers. "Fast Eddie" introduces full Apple II software compatibility for Power Macintosh computers. It emulates the complete line of Apple II computers, including the Apple IIGS. Fast Eddie is a collection of powerful components such as the Powercore CPU and core services component, the Grafitti video engine, the CleverPort disk interface and the n-sonic sound emulation. Initial versions of Fast Eddie will not patch time-consuming toolbox calls. "We're emulating metal", said Andre Horstmann, project manager of Fast Eddie Labs. "We want former Apple IIGS users to be able to run their favorite entertainment software on their Power Macs." The Powercore component offers 8- and 16-bit 65816 emulation, including interrupts, memory shadowing, bank switching, and much more. Other services provided by Powercore are ADB mouse support, Mac-backed real time clock, among others. The Grafitti video engine supports all popular video modes (more to come in near future), including Super Hires, b&w Hires and 40/80 text display. The video driver is designed to produce accurate screen refreshes at maximum speed. To work with your favorite software, you need some kind of disk device. CleverPort is the ultimate answer to your storage needs. Mount 10 disks of sizes between 1kB and 8Gb at once! CleverPort also features an easy to use point & click interface. Last but not least, real GS software uses the n-sonic sound driver for rich, mind-blowing sound. The n-sonic emulates up to 32 channels in mono, stereo, enhanced stereo or SonicScape-3D 4-way surround sound. For more information, please surf the Eddie-web at http://www.swix.ch/clan/shadow/eddie.html . The project "Fast Eddie" was started by Andre Horstmann, author of the most popular NDA word processor Hermes (formerly ShadowWrite) and the telecommunication software "ShadowDial". Mr. Horstmann joined Bright Software in 1990 and greatly contributed to Bright Software's success of providing the Apple II community with reliable, innovative software solutions. Mr. Gudat joined the Fast Eddie project in early 1996 and added disk and sound support. Mr. Gudat is the author of many software products including the award-winning The Gate, Eureka!Symbolix, MultiView, cross-platform office automation tools, voice mail & fax-back systems, and coauthor of SpaceFox. Since 1989, Bright Software has been developing innovative software products for Apple II computers that improve productivity through reliability and added functionality. Fast Eddie is the latest and greatest product in this serie and demonstrates our continued support of Apple II users and commitment to the Apple II platform. Fast Eddie Labs (reply to:gudath@ubaclu.unibas.ch) ============== (C) 1996 Synergetix H. Gudat. Specifications are subject to change without notice. Apple II, Apple IIGS, Macintosh and Ensoniq are trademarks of Apple Computer Inc. The Gate and SpaceFox are trademarks of Seven Hills Software Corp. This document may be distributed freely in its original form but may not be reposted by "1WSW" or stored on a server affiliated with them. <Snip!> [*][*][*] While on Genie, do you spend most of your time downloading files? If so, you may be missing out some excellent information in the Bulletin Board area. The messages listed above only scratch the surface of what's available and waiting for you in the bulletin board area. If you are serious about your Apple II, the GenieLamp staff strongly urge you to give the bulletin board area a try. There are literally thousands of messages posted from people like you from all over the world. [EOA] [HUM]////////////////////////////// HUMOR ONLINE / ///////////////////////////////// An Apple II Parody """""""""""""""""" by Steven Weyhich [104024.432@compuserve.com] >>> IT'S RUNNING MY CODE <<< """""""""""""""""""""""""""" Copyright 1995 by Steven Weyhrich (104024.432@compuserve.com) (to the tune of "They're Playing Our Song" by the Buckinghams) This song parody is dedicated to Randy Brandt and Mark Munz, who managed to emulate AppleWorks 5.1 on the Macintosh, and to any other enterprising programmers out there who work to make old classics have new life on new platforms... Hey, baby, it's running my code! The program that I wrote When I wasn't quite so old Hey, baby, it's running my code! Let's go back to Apple It's where we belong It's the one with that clever subroutine It's the one that made a lotta bucks for me It made me feel so groovy It was as co-ol As a QuickTime movie! Hey, baby, it's running my code! The program that I wrote When I wasn't quite so old Hey, baby, it's running my code! Let's go back to Apple It's where we belong Pleasant memories are comin' back to me (Ah!) Can't you remember the way it used to be? (Ah!) If I forgot to file it Then I would have To just go recompile it! Hey baby! Hey baby! It's running my code! Hey baby! Hey baby! It's running my code! (fade) [EOA] [FOC]////////////////////////////// FOCUS ON... / ///////////////////////////////// KansasFest 1996 """"""""""""""" by Douglas Cuff [EDITOR.A2] >>> THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST AT KANSASFEST <<< """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Copyright 1996 by Douglas Cuff. All rights reserved. The Accidental Tourist travel guides were described by Anne Tyler in her 1985 novel of the same name (later a movie starring William Hurt, Kathleen Turner, and Geena Davis). The Accidental Tourist guides were designed for the business traveller whose reactions to travel were feelings of anxiety and defenseless. The guides were meant to soothe and comfort the non-adventurous traveller. If you've never been to KansasFest before, you should find that this guide will do the same for you. If you're an old hand at KansasFest, this guide will provide you with some helpful reminders. One word of warning: If there's a conflict between the advice you receive from the Accidental Tourist and the instructions you're given from the information packet when you arrive at KansasFest--pay attention to the official info packet. These folks know the score. KansasFest began in 1989 as the A2-Central Developer Conference, and didn't begin calling itself KansasFest until its third year, 1991. KansasFest takes place in Kansas City, Missouri. (Not Kansas City, Kansas. The Kansas border is less than a mile away, if that comforts you any.) This will be the eighth annual KansasFest, and it's not just for programmers and developers any more. If you've never been to KansasFest before, you don't know what you're missing! It's a great chance to learn about your Apple II, mingle with other users, and see what software other people are working on. This is the Apple II event of the year. I can't say exactly how many people will there, but 60-100 attendees is a safe estimate. KansasFest takes place entirely at Avila College, in the southmost part of Kansas City. Here's the address: Avila College 11901 Wornall Road Kansas City, Missouri 64145 U.S.A. phone (816) 942-8400 Avila College is small--approximately 1500 students--which means you can walk anywhere on campus in five minutes. Use of a car is therefore as optional as it's ever going to get, assuming you fly to Kansas. The one time you are going to be hollering for a vehicle is when you try to get to and from Kansas City International airport. More on that shortly. This year, KansasFest is scheduled for July 18-20, but dorm rooms are available for the nights of July 17-20. PM Wed July 17 arrival Thu July 18 scheduled sessions Fri July 19 scheduled sessions Sat July 20 vendors' fair AM Sun July 21 farewell The cost of the conference is $375 for the conference/dormitory package (meals from the college cafeteria are included) and $275 for the conference (lunch included). Even if you can find a room in Kansas City for $25 a night, staying on campus is still a better idea, since after-hours activities are a big part of KansasFest. You will be staying in either Carondelet or Ridgway dormitory, which were built in 1963. For those of you who have never experienced residence life or have forgotten what it was like, expect spartan surroundings. Forget the idea of a private bathroom, but you'll be glad to know that the rooms are air-conditioned. BEFORE YOU GO As with any trip, you need to arrange for several things: """"""""""""" o conference attendance (fee $275/$375); o accommodation (included in package); o meals (included in package); o transport to/from conference. Those attending from outside the United States will also need: o passport/visa; o medical insurance; o US currency/traveller's checks. Conference Attendance You may be too late to get accommodation at Avila ''''''''''''''''''''' by the time you read this, but do check. The last day pre-registration will be accepted is July 13, but there's always plenty of room for off-campus conference attendees, so you may be able to register at Avila on July 18. For fast information, E-mail cindy.a@genie.com or kellers@genie.com or write: KFest '96 c/o Kellers PO Box 391 Brielle, NJ 08730 Please make checks payable to "Kellers'/KFest '96". To pay for your registration with your credit card, call Kellers' Auto Electric, Inc. at (908) 775-0371--Monday-Friday, 8:00 AM-5:00 PM eastern time, with your Visa, MasterCard, or American Express card handy. Or fax your registration with Visa or MasterCard account number and expiration date to (908) 223-0678 Monday-Friday, 8:00 AM-5:00 PM eastern time. Accommodation If you're staying at Avila College campus, chances are good ''''''''''''' that you're going to be sharing a room with one other person. Space is limited to 80 beds this year, so if you end up in a room by yourself, it will be entirely by accident. The rooms are _not_ co-ed, but the dorms are. There aren't any hotels within walking distance of Avila College, so plan on having transportation if you're staying off-campus. Here are some hotels said to be near Avila College. Please be warned that I haven't stayed at any of them, so I can't make recommendations. Most have approximate room rates shown; some do not. Fairfield Inn - Overland Park 4401 W. 107th, Overland Park, KS 66207 913-381-5700 $58 (closest hotel to KansasFest) DoubleTree Hotel Kansas City Corporate Woods 10100 College Boulevard, Overland Park, KS 66210 800-222-TREE / 913-451-6100 $119-$149 Drury Inn - Overland Park 10951 Metcalf, Overland Park, KS 66210 913-345-1500 $69 Overland Park Marriott 10800 Metcalf, Overland Park, KS 66210 800-228-9290 / 913-451-8000 $119 AmeriSuites 6801 W. 112th, Overland Park, KS 66211 800-833-1516 / 913-451-2553 $69-$99 Best Western Hallmark Inn Executive Center 7000 W. 108th St., Overland Park, KS 66211 800-444-4191 / 913-383-2550 $54-67 Red Roof Inn - Overland Park 6800 W. 108th St., Overland Park, KS 66211 913-341-0100 $43-50 Residence Inn by Marriott - Overland Park 6300 W. 110th Street, Overland Park, KS 66211 800-331-3131 / 913-491-3333 $139 Clubhouse Inn Overland Park 10610 Marty, Overland Park, KS 66212 800-CLUBINN / 913-648-5555 $88 Courtyard by Marriott 11301 Metcalf, Overland Park, KS 66212 913-339-9900 room rate not available Embassy Suites Overland Park 10601 Metcalf, Overland Park, KS 66212 800-362-2779 / 913-649-7060 $99-$129 (charges for local calls) Hampton Inn - Overland Park 10591 Metcalf Frontage Road, Overland Park, KS 66212 800-HAMPTON / 913-341-1551 $69-79 Holiday Inn Express - Overland Park 7200 W. 107th St, Overland Park, KS 66212 800-HOLIDAY / 913-648-7858 $76 Courtyard by Marriott 500 E. 105th St., Kansas City, MO 64131 816-941-3333 room rate not available Days Inn - South 11801 Blue Ridge Blvd., Kansas City, MO 64131 800-DAYS-INN / 816-765-1888 $55 Meals If you're staying on Avila campus, meals are included in the ''''' package price. Even if you aren't staying at Avila, lunch is included. If you find the cafeteria food not to your liking--and many don't--you'll be relieved to know that there's a supermarket about 25 minutes' walk away. Here's how to get there: Start at Carondelet dorm. Stand with your back to the dorm entrance, so that you can see the Marian Center if you look left. Turn right from Carondelet and walk down to the parking lot. Turn left and walk out of the parking lot, down Sister Oliver Louise Drive. This private road takes you to 118th Street. Turn left and walk on 118th until you reach Wornall Road. Turn right on Wornall until you reach the intersection of Wornall and Minor. Turn right onto Minor Drive. Once on Minor, ten minutes' walk will bring you close to the end of Minor, to the point where you can see a large parking lot. Veer left and you'll be at a small shopping mall that boasts a bank, a supermarket, and a restaurant. (Note: This trip can be made a few minutes shorter, but these directions are simpler, and can be easily adapted for use by motorists as well as pedestrians.) If you're not staying on Avila campus, you're probably sufficiently adventurous to know how to find decent food in a strange city. Be aware that small groups tend to sneak off-campus to a restaurant (often either KC Masterpiece or Jesse & Jims) for at least one evening meal during the conference. Let them know you want to be part of the excursion! Transportation 101/A--Getting to Kansas Many of you intend to fly to ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Kansas City. The airport you will be arriving at is Kansas City International (MCI). The airport has three arc-shaped terminals. If you're meeting someone there, be sure that everyone intends to go to the same terminal, or that everyone is catching the (free) shuttle to the same car rental agency. You can pick up a city map at one of the airport magazine stands. The Gousha map has Avila College marked (grid location I-19). If you don't have a map, better pay close attention: If you drew a map of Kansas City on a 8x11 sheet of paper, the airport would be in the upper left corner, to the northwest. Avila College would be near the bottom of the piece of paper, near the center. Point taken? The distance between Avila College and the international airport is not small. It's perhaps 45 miles by the recommended route (below), so allow an hour's travel time at a bare minimum. What with collecting your luggage and arranging/co-ordinating transport, it's probably safer to assume it will take you two hours to get from the airport to Avila, starting from the time the plane's landing gear touches the tarmac and stopping when you sling your suitcase onto the dorm bed. Transportation 101/B--Getting to Avila Since the distance from the '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' airport to Avila College is 28 miles as the crow flies, and about 45 miles by car, you don't even want to think about taking a taxi. You'd pay $40 minimum, possibly as much as $60. For a one-way trip. If you book ahead, you get Quicksilver to take you to Avila College at a more reasonable rate: $21.50 for 1 person $28.50 for 2 people $35.50 for 3 people $37.50 for 4 people $50.00 for 5 or more You _must_ book Quicksilver in advance. They need at least one day's notice, so call them at 1-800-888-8294 or 816-262-0906. IF YOU DON'T MAKE A RESERVATION, THEY CAN'T TAKE YOU. If you don't want to rent a car, you could also take the Airport Express van to the Overland Park Marriott hotel and take a cab from there. (Those of you renting cars at the airport: we'll discuss the route shortly, in the ARRIVAL section.) PREPARING FOR THE TRIP Get plenty of sleep before you go, because you're """""""""""""""""""""" not likely to get much sleep at KansasFest. KansasFest days are 18 hours long, unless they're 20 or 24 hours long. There's too much going on to waste time in sleep! On the same note, make sure you don't schedule anything important (like operating heavy machinery) for the day after KansasFest--Monday, July 22. You'll have had so little sleep that you won't feel your best. Packing--Computer Stuff Lots of people brings computers. If you're doing ''''''''''''''''''''''' this, make a backup of your hard drive and leave the backup at home. If you won't feel safe unless you take a backup with you, make two backups. If you're bringing a hard drive and you're travelling by plane, you may want to consider packing the hard drive in your carry-on luggage. That way, you can extract the hard drive from the luggage before it gets X-rayed (!). Tell the attendant that what you are carrying in your hand is a hard drive for a computer, and that it might be damaged by the X-ray machine. Chances are they'll handle it differently. If they tell you that no damage could possibly be caused, don't believe them. (You may have to obey them, but don't believe them.) Try insisting (politely!) on special handling anyway. Incidentally, X-rays are not good for diskettes either. Bring plenty of extension cords, power bars, and surge suppressors, plus phone cord if you bring your modem. Bring plenty of blank disks. Bring anything you'd like to show off, either software or hardware. Packing--Other Stuff A word about clothing: KansasFest is "dress '''''''''''''''''''' casual", and Kansas City in July is hot and humid, so light clothing would be a good idea. If you're bringing anything that you want to hang in the closet, bring your own hangers. You should pack a bathrobe or something you don't mind walking the halls in when you rise in the morning. The dorms will be housing both sexes, and there are no private bathrooms. Towels are supplied, but you can pack an extra one if you feel so inclined. Be sure to bring all the usual toiletries: soap, shampoo, toothbrush, and all the etceteras. There are modular phone jacks in all the dorm rooms, but phones are not provided, so pack a phone, if only for local calls (which are free). If you know who your roommate is, you can assure her or him that you're bringing the phone and save her or him the trouble. If you're serious about making the morning sessions, an alarm clock is a good idea. If you're _really_ serious about attending morning sessions, ear plugs--for the night before--couldn't hurt either. <grin> Unless you're a private soul, some sort of sign for your door is a good idea, so that people can find you. Many people take the trouble to make these before they leave. Possibly Eric Shepherd will have a huge "SheppyWare World Headquarters" sign on his door. Or then again, possibly not. Don't forget your airline tickets and other travel documents, if any, but don't pack them in your checked luggage. Also don't forget a quarter for a phone call. ARRIVING """""""" Getting from the Airport to Avila If you've arranged with Quicksilver to ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' pick you up at the airport, as you leave the "gate", look for someone holding up a sign with your name on it. (The sign will probably also have "Quicksilver" written on it.) Of course, Quicksilver have been known to get busy at KansasFest time. If no one is there looking for you, start by looking for them. The Quicksilver people are usually easy to spot. If there's no one from Quicksilver in the terminal, don't panic. Just call them at 262-0905. This is a local call from the airport. (You didn't forget a quarter for a phone call, did you?) Remember that you _cannot_ ride with Quicksilver unless you have made a reservation at least one day in advance. Driving from the Airport to Avila If you're renting a car, start looking ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' for the desk of the rental agency you're dealing with. (Remember that there are shuttle buses among the three terminals, if necessary.) Once you've got your car, exit through the airport's main gate (Cookingham Drive) onto Interstate 29 heading south. At highway 152, exit west. Follow 152 west to I-435. Take I-435 south and follow it around until it reaches Wornall Road from the west. Then exit to Avila College (which is a left turn off Wornall if you approach it from I-435). Check our handy Avila map below for where to park. The best place is probably the lot near the dormitories. After Hours Arrival It's Wednesday night, and it's dark already. ''''''''''''''''''' Quicksilver has just dropped you off... or you've just parked the rental car. You're tired after the long drive from the airport. You've never been to Avila College before. Now what do you do? It's easy. The campus at Avila is small, and there are only three building that KFesters need to explore: I. Whitfield Conference Center: This is where most of the actual conference sessions take place. It's sufficiently small that you'd have to try really hard to get lost here. If you walk the path to Whitfield from one of the other buildings listed below, go down the stairs as soon as you get inside the door. If you enter Whitfield from the roadway, you're at the main conference entrance, so don't worry. II. Marian Center: This is where the cafeteria is. Unless you're booked into a nearby hotel, this is where you come to eat. This is also where the celebrity roast is traditionally held. Yes, you're allowed to attend the roast even if you're staying at a hotel, and you get to eat lunch here too. III. either Ridgway or Carondelet dormitory: This is where you sleep, at least in theory. Even hotel-dwellers need to know about the dorms, since you'll spend a lot of your evenings hanging out here. At past KFests, both dorms have been used, but this year, only one of them is available. You'll find out which when you arrive. Look at the map of the campus below and get your bearings: AVILA COLLEGE CAMPUS * ___________ * * ########## | | * * ########## ... | * * ########## . |___________| * * . . ########*** * ______ . ......... ######## * * | | . ___.____ * * | | . | | * * |______| . | Marian | * * . | center | * * ______ . |________| *