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Police Dossiers
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The following information has been gleaned from Interpol's
files and our field agents. While brief, these descriptions may
contain valuable clues to be used in tracking down and
identifying members of the V.I.L.E. organization.
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[Name: Carmen Sandiego]
Occupation: A former spy for the Intelligence Service of
Monaco.
Miscellaneous: Carmen Sandiego (known to the inner circle as
"Buffy") is reported to be an agent, double agent, triple agent,
and quadruple agent for so many countries that even she has
forgotten which one she is working for. The auburn-haired founder
of the Villains' International Legion of Evil (V.I.L.E.) has
recruited the most cunning and resourceful band of thieves in
history. During her years as a Monacan secret agent, she
generally posed as a tennis pro and always traveled to and from
th matches in here 1939 Packard convertible. Carmen has a
fondness for tacos and never appears in public without her famous
ruby necklace "The Moon of Moldavia."
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[Name: Merey LaRoc]
Occupation: Ms. LaRoc is a freelance aerobic dancer
Miscellaneous: For the past five years, this brunette beauty has
been traveling around the world with a mobile health spa to
conduct exercise classes for the extremely wealthy. Rumor has it
that this is merely a cover for her criminal activities. When
she isn't pilfering the treasures of the World, Merey can usually
be found participating in the good life. A world class mountain
climber, she has a mania for fance jewelry and spicy foods. Her
favorite mode of travel is in the back of a fancy limousine where
she can relax and plot her next job.
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[Name: Dazzle Annie Nonker]
Occupation: Proprietress of the toughest yogurt bar east of
Suez.
Miscellaneous: Born sole heir to the fortune of the shoelace
king, Baron Franz von Nonker, Annie was quickly disinherited when
she ran off with a Croation tennis pro. Cast adrift when she
failed to make the cut for the Davis Cup mixed doubles, she was
forced to live only by her wits and the paltry $3,000,000 she had
been able to save out of her allowance. With this modest windfall
and her innate grit, the blond bombshell was able to open Chez
Acidophilus. Frequented by the dregs of humanity, Chez
Acidophilus has become the headquarters for V.I.L.E. Annie is
rumored to have a tattoo and craving for shellfish. She is known
to drive a Bugatti limousine.
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[Name: Lady Agatha Wayland]
Occupation: A colorful character with a prediction for sensible
shoes, Lady Agatha is a reader of mystery stories set in
upper-class English drawing rooms.
Miscellaneous: Lady Agatha has no ability at solving murder
cases but is very interested in amassing great wealth. A
compulsive lawbreaker, she loves to exceed the speed limit in her
Denghby super-chauvinist speedster. Red tresses streaming in the
open air, she drives through the countryside looking for great
Mexican restaurants. An avid sportswoman, Lady Agatha has been
known to pick up a few extra dollars on weekends trouncing
unsuspecting locals at the local tennis courts. She is reported
to have a diamond ring the size of a small grapefruit stolen from
the Royal Treasury of Graustark.
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[Name: Len "Red" Bulk]
Occupation: Ex-professional hockey player and compulsive
gambler, Len was barred for life from playing when he was caught
trying to bribe himself.
Miscellaneous: Bitter and unemployed, Bulk was forced to turn to
crime in order to support his gambling habit. He swears he will
quit just as soon as he "wins the big one." Because of an
unfortunate habit of blocking too many shots with his head, Len
will occasionally think he is a Big Horn sheep and begin climbing
the nearest peak. Cannot fit into any car that has a top, loves
seafood and tries to impress strangers by showing them the tattoo
of a mermaid on the thumb of his right hand.
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[Name: Scar Graynolt]
Occupation: Scar plays the role of a mild-mannered folk
guitarist, while in reality, he is a complete plug-ugly.
Miscellaneous: Graynolt made a fortune selling reflective
headbands to scandinavian basketball teams to allow them to play
outdoor games forthe first time during the winter months. A super
athlete, Scar plays killer croquet for money. One of his prize
possessions is a five-carat pinky ring he won from Ihor
Ihorovitch in a marathon match that lasterd three days. Rarely
seen in public, he rides around in a limousine with shaded
windows with his trusted man-servant, a 6'8" sherpa, as his only
companion. He is said to have red hair.
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[Name: Nick Brunch]
Occupation: Hard-boiled ex-private eye, ear, nose and throat.
Miscellaneous: The only things that interest Nick are fast cars
and faster women. He'll never turn down a caper that permits him
to live in the fast lane. An avid mountain climber, Brunch was
last seen roaring through an Alpine village on his Kamikaze-1250
motorcycle. He generally wears a soiled trenchcoat, snap-brimmed
fedora and sports a Dick Tracy Crimefighter's ring on his left
hand. A close friend of Scar Graynolt, they share a common
interest in Mexican food. Brunch has black hair, brown eyes and a
seedy mustache.
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[Name: Fast Eddie B.]
Occupation: A world class croquet player, he always carries his
custom-made set of mallets in the trunk of his convertible.
Miscellanous: Gentleman thief and society cat burglar, Fast
Eddie mixes easily with the jet set and can usually be found at
one of PEOPLE Magazine's top 10 playgrounds for the rich.
Impeccably groomed at all times, he once fought a duel with a
waiter in his favorite Mexican restaurant who spilled a drop of
hot sauce on his white linen suit. His most famous crime was the
theft of a damask tablecloth. Posing as a waiter, Fast Eddie
removed it from the table during a state dinner for the
Ambassador without spilling a drop or breaking a plate. In fact,
the theft wasn't even noticed until dessert was served. This
raven-haired criminal mastermind always leaves a diamond stickpin
at the scene of the crime as his trademark.
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[Name: Ihor Ihorovitch]
Occupation: Pretender to the Czarist throne and a lot of other
things, too, Ihorovitch has an amazing ability to disappear from
sight for varying amounts of time.
Miscellaneous: He seems to have a great fascination for very
large marsupials. A likeable brute, Ihorovitch provides an
additional hand for the mob's nefarious activities. Blond and
sporting a strange Ukranian tattoo, he has been known to eat the
contents of an entire lobster tank by himself. Ihorovitch has a
color television set installed in his limousine so he doesn't
have to miss the Saturday morning cartoon shows.
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[Name: Katherine "Boom-Boom" Drib]
Occupation: Three-time winner of the Trans-Siberian Motorcycle
race, Drib is the official hostess for V.I.L.E.
Miscellaneous: The brunette beauty - a one-time centerfold for
Popular Mechanics magazine - is a fanatic about health and
fitness. Although she has never actually attended a meeting, she
is a charter member of Merey LaRoc's aerobic class. A gourmet
cook specializing in seafood dishes, she is also fascinated with
the concept of mountain climbing. She has a tattoo of an eagle on
her left bicep.
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Written by The Whip 5-1-85
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