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49 - Those elf herbs messed me up.

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It was my turn to use the electricity, and so I was mostly at home. A few days ago I got this little baggie of dried herbs from the elfs living a few units up. And so I thought what the heck, and I put a little of it in some cookies I made that morning. Big mistake. I eat like two cookies at lunchtime, and the the next thing I know I'm waking up in the middle of the night on the kitchen floor, and I've pissed in my pants and I've got a raging headache. And then I discover that I'd spent the day painting some pretty wacky stuff on my walls, and glued all my forks and spoons end-to-end in a spiral on the living room ceiling. Which actually was sort of cool. But, I won't be trying any more elfish herbs. Probably I should have been tipped off the by the goofy look they had on their faces when they gave it to me. At least someone must have got a few yuks out of this.

Jone's totally-mess-you-up oatmeal raisin cookies.

4 tablespoons margarine

1 egg

1/4 cup white sugar

1/4 cup brown sugar

1/4 cup milk of some sort

3/4 cup flour

1 cup rolled oats

1/2 cup raisins

1/2 tsp cinnamon

pinch salt

1 tsp baking powder

1/8 tsp cloves

1/2 tsp elf herbs from Yrla and Dirin who are jerks (optional)

Oven to 350F. Combine marg, egg, sugars & milk until smooth. Add all the rest of the stuff and stir it up good. Drop spoonfuls on a baking sheet, bake 12-15 minutes, then let sit 2 minutes before removing.

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