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- ** THE IDIOT'S GUIDE ON HOW TO MAKE A SIMPLE, CHEAP ***
- ** AND EFFECTIVE STINK BOMB ***
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- ** WRITTEN BY K2 ***
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NOTE: ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THE ACTIONS AND CONSEQUENCES THAT OCCUR AFTER READING THIS FAQ.
IF YOU PLAN TO CARRY OUT THESE INSTRUCTIONS THEN DO NOT READ ON.
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INTRODUCTION
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The following is a guide to creating a highly effective stink bomb
for under a dollar. I diagramed everything, so if you cant do it;
you're just pathetic. This method was developed by me, and its useful
when you need 50 stinkbombs and only got like 5 bux. The entire device
can be created by common household utilities. You will need:
- ** 1 standard 'Click' Pen
- ** 1 'strike anywhere' match
- ** 2 squares of toilet paper
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INSTRUCTIONS
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STEP ONE: Take your pen, unscrew the TIP and remove the INK & SPRING
PEN W/ INK, TIP & SPRING PEN WITHOUT INK, TIP & SPRING
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STEP TWO: Stuff the top of the pen with 2 toilet paper squares, be
sure to stuff them all the way up, get you match ready
PEN WITHOUT INK, TIP & SPRING + STRIKE ANYWHERE MATCH
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STEP FOUR: Slide the 'strike anywhere' match upward into the pen and
push it against the toilet paper face down
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STEP FIVE: Get the bobby pin and Spring ready. Slide the bobby pin
into the spring and bend the ends so it looks like a 'Y'
upside down
BOBBY PIN BOBBY PIN W/ SPRING BOBBY PIN W/ SPRING (BENT)
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STEP SIX: Push the bobby pin through the tip of the pen while it is
not attached to the pen
BOBBY PIN & SPRING INSIDE OF PEN TIP
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STEP SEVEN: Screw the pen tip back onto the pen. Discard the Ink
and make sure the top of the bobby pin touches the
match head. If it doesnt, adjust the amount of toilet
paper
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STEP EIGHT - USING THE STINKBOMB: Notice that if you pull on the
ends of the bobby pin hanging out of the tip it will
spring back fast when released. This will cause the
match to ignite. Out comes a nice thick sulfuric
odor with a bit of melted plastic smell that adds a
nice flavour.
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CONCLUSION
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Make a couple, light them up and toss them into the room, watch as
people get disgusted.
Now, you say that it doesnt stink enough?
Add some Iron-Sulfide. But I desiged the guide to have fun without
chemicals and cash so enjoy if your looking for something to do in
5 minutes or less!
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