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NOTE: ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THE ACTIONS AND CONSEQUENCES THAT OCCUR AFTER READING THIS FAQ.
IF YOU PLAN TO CARRY OUT THESE INSTRUCTIONS THEN DO NOT READ ON.


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INTRODUCTION
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The following is a guide to creating a highly effective stink bomb
for under a dollar. I diagramed everything, so if you cant do it;
you're just pathetic. This method was developed by me, and its useful
when you need 50 stinkbombs and only got like 5 bux. The entire device
can be created by common household utilities. You will need:











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INSTRUCTIONS
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STEP ONE: Take your pen, unscrew the TIP and remove the INK & SPRING


PEN W/ INK, TIP & SPRING     PEN WITHOUT INK, TIP & SPRING

    __				   __
   /  \				  /  \
/-------\-\			/-------\-\
|      | \ \			|      | \ \
|      |  | |			|      |  | |
|      |  | | 			|      |  | |
|  ||  |  | |			|      |  | |	   ||
|  ||  |  | |			|      |  | |	   ||
|  ||  |  | |			|      |  | |	   ||
|  ||  |  | |			|      |  | |      ||
|  ||  |  | |			|      |  | |      ||
|  ||  |  | |			|      |  | |      ||
|  ||  |  | |			|      |  | |      ||
|  ||  |   -			|      |   -       ||
|  ||  |			|      |           ||
|  ||  |			|      |           ||
|  ||  |			|      |           ||
|  ||  |			|      |           ||
|  ||  |			|      |  |------| ||
|  ||  |			|      |   \    /  ||
|  ||  |			|      |    \  /   ||
|  ||  |			|      |     \/    ||
|  ||  |			|      |           ||
|  ||  |			|      |           ||
|  ||  |			|      |           ||
| {{}} |			|      |     {{}}  ||
| {{}} |			|      |     {{}}  ||
| {{}} |			|      |     {{}}  ||
| {{}} |			|      |     {{}}  ||
|  ||  |			|      |           ||
|--||--|			|------|           ||
  \ || /				           ||
   \||/				                   ||
    \/


STEP TWO: Stuff the top of the pen with 2 toilet paper squares, be
           sure to stuff them all the way up, get you match ready

PEN WITHOUT INK, TIP & SPRING + STRIKE ANYWHERE MATCH
    __
   /  \
/-------\-\
|******| \ \
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |	    ||
|******|  | |	    ||
|******|  | |	    ||
|******|  | |      ||
|******|  | |      ||
|******|  | |      ||
|******|  | |      ||        @@
|      |   -       ||        @@
|      |           ||        ||
|      |           ||        ||
|      |           ||        ||
|      |           ||        ||
|      |  |------| ||        ||
|      |   \    /  ||        ||
|      |    \  /   ||        ||
|      |     \/    ||        ||
|      |           ||
|      |           ||
|      |           ||
|      |     {{}}  ||
|      |     {{}}  ||
|      |     {{}}  ||
|      |     {{}}  ||
|      |           ||
|------|           ||
  		    ||
   	            ||


STEP FOUR: Slide the 'strike anywhere' match upward into the pen and
            push it against the toilet paper face down

    __
   /  \
/-------\-\
|******| \ \
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |	    ||
|******|  | |	    ||
|******|  | |	    ||
|******|  | |      ||
|******|  | |      ||
|******|  | |      ||
|******|  | |      ||
|  ||  |   -       ||
|  ||  |           ||
|  ||  |           ||
|  ||  |           ||
|  ||  |           ||
|  ||  |  |------| ||
|  ||  |   \    /  ||
|  ||  |    \  /   ||
|  @@  |     \/    ||
|  @@  |           ||
|      |           ||
|      |           ||
|      |     {{}}  ||
|      |     {{}}  ||
|      |     {{}}  ||
|      |     {{}}  ||
|      |           ||
|------|           ||
  		    ||
   	            ||


STEP FIVE: Get the bobby pin and Spring ready. Slide the bobby pin
            into the spring and bend the ends so it looks like a 'Y'
            upside down


BOBBY PIN   BOBBY PIN W/ SPRING    BOBBY PIN W/ SPRING (BENT)

  /--\              /--\                   /--\
||--||            ||--||                 ||--||
||  ||            ||  ||                 ||  ||
||  ||            {{{}}}                 {{{}}}
||  ||            {{{}}}                 {{{}}}
||  ||            {{{}}}                 {{{}}}
||  ||            {{{}}}                 {{{}}}
||  ||            {{{}}}                 {{{}}}
||  |>            {{{}}}                 {{{}}}
||  ||            ||  ||                ||    ||
||  |>            ||  |>              ||        |>
||  ||            ||  ||            ||            ||
||  |>            ||  |>          ||                |>


STEP SIX: Push the bobby pin through the tip of the pen while it is
           not attached to the pen


BOBBY PIN & SPRING INSIDE OF PEN TIP

           /--\
          ||--||
          ||  ||
          ||  ||
          ||  ||
|--------||--||--------|
  \       ||  ||       /
   \      {{{}}}      /
    \     {{{}}}     /
     \    {{{}}}    /
      \   {{{}}}   /
       \  {{{}}}  /
        \ {{{}}} /
         ||    ||
       ||        |>
     ||            ||
   ||                |>


STEP SEVEN: Screw the pen tip back onto the pen. Discard the Ink
             and make sure the top of the bobby pin touches the
             match head. If it doesnt, adjust the amount of toilet
             paper

   /  \
/-------\-\
|******| \ \
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|******|  | |
|  ||  |   -
|  ||  |
|  ||  |
|  ||  |
|  ||  |
|  ||  |
|  ||  |
|  ||  |
|  @@  |
|  @@  |
|  /\  |
|  ||  |
|  ||  |
|  ||  |
|  ()  |
|  ()  |
|  {}  |
|--{}--|
  \ {} /
   \||/
   |  |
  |    |
|      |


STEP EIGHT - USING THE STINKBOMB: Notice that if you pull on the
              ends of the bobby pin hanging out of the tip it will
              spring back fast when released. This will cause the
              match to ignite. Out comes a nice thick sulfuric
              odor with a bit of melted plastic smell that adds a
              nice flavour.


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CONCLUSION
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Make a couple, light them up and toss them into the room, watch as
people get disgusted.

Now, you say that it doesnt stink enough?

Add some Iron-Sulfide. But I desiged the guide to have fun without
chemicals and cash so enjoy if your looking for something to do in
5 minutes or less!


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