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SURVIVING AS A MARKED CITIZEN
When you commit any crime, and the police know you did
it, the government marks you. Your picture and
personal information are on every database in the U.S.
almost instantly. If a cop sees you and decides to run
a check for any tiny reason, your warrant will come up
and you'll be busted. But people who commit crimes
can live a psuedo-normal lifestyle without looking over
their shoulders every second. These people are known as
being "marked" meaning once you do something wrong, you
are branded for life by the police until they catch you.
But my document will teach you how to never get caught,
no matter what crime you commit.
I'm assuming its serious enough that you'll be willing
to move around alot to stay out of jail. Here are my
guidelines. Stick to these for the rest of your life
and you won't ever be put in the slammer for what you
did.
1. Obey all road rules:
too many crime lords have been screwed over by
simply not wearing their seat belt and getting
the ID check.
2. No more bars!
From the moment you commited your crime, you
gave up the freedom of going anywhere where
you have to show your license or ID. It may be
better to cut up all forms of ID you have, so
you don't forget and screw yourself over a mai-
tai.
3. Pay your taxes!
You still need to pay your taxes even if you are
living as marked. Otherwise your evasiveness
will stop when its time to pay your taxes and
you'll be charged with failure to do so.
Always, always change your address AND place of
employment directly after paying your taxes, as
you do have to give that info to the government
which is like saying "hey, Im right here, catch
me!".
4. Get a job under the table
You can't have a job anymore because you need to
give the employer your social security number.
Find a job where you get paid cash under the
table, there are some out there.
5. Establish a new ID
Get a fake ID, and change your name, at least
unofficially. Also, there are some great text-
files on how to get a new ID (completely) in the
U.S. that you can find on the internet.
Good luck and good running!
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