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/ Hate & Discontent /
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| Issue phucking #4 |
| the art of killin |
| big fat purple |
| things... |
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/ Master Satan /
\ And \
/ Demigod /
\ Presentation \
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| Disclaimer |
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Ok in this file there is information (hints) on killing big fat purple
things... These are thoughs Big fat purple things Called Grimmises. Ok
these are also RICH fat fucking SWEATY SPONGEY PIGS who are sysops and
left wing Zealots. Yes folks we are gonna get talking about killing them
and/or making there lives miserable.
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| Phinding \ Finding |
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Ok you can either go to the local Mc. Donalds now most have a Kiddie
section and they have slides and all that fucking shit, Boy I wish i could
kill all of them. But look at grimmis and if you want come back later that
night and blow it up (just for practice). Now when you do this laugh
about it when it comes on the news someone's been blowing grimmises, but
you might now what to go after the real Mc. Coy (if any of you are fat and
Named Mc. Coy then I feel sorry for you cuz you might wind up dead.)
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| Identification Of Grimmises |
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Ok what we are looking for is something that is Fat enough to fit in a
Grimmis costume and not have to use filling in the costume, But maybe a
size or two larger costume. These are people whom have larger than a 40
inch waste and are under 6 foot tall, and weigh over 200 - 1k pounds these
are what we need to exterminate, Ok also some sysop's are kids 10 - 17
years old that act like shits. When you meet them they act cool to you
"this is a fucking ploy" there saying is "oh boy I'm gonna stab you in the
back the second you leave.(trust me they do)" Well you could smash there
computer piss on there disks and leave now you might have a bad ass that
will TRY... let me emphasize TRY to stop you but just smash them once in
there face they'll fall right to the damn ground. Ok now killing these
bastards you can look back on issue #3 and see ways of fucking with them.
But here is the where the killing begins.
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| Killing them |
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1. Use an explosive Harpoon.
2. place land mines in their yard.
3. put warfrin in their milk / then day later throw a rock at them!
remember warfrin removes platelets from the blood therefore ANY cut
will be fatal.
4. Put ex-lax in there Cake / chocolate milk / ice cream / any thing
chocolate make sure you use industrial strength / mix both liquid and
pills.
5. Put a dab or 20 of epsom salt solution in there coke...ect. it does
the same as ex-lax.
6. Put some Acid not LSD acid very little in a drink. Then sit back and
taunt him with a bottle of Maalox , but don't give it to them then
watch them die slowly as there stomach explodes from the acid.
(sniff the drink before you give it to them. so you make sure you
didn't put too much acid in their drink.) or you could give them acid
replacement for the maalox. even better liquid drain-o.
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| blowing them away |
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Get out your 10 gauge shotgun yeah the one with your super high tech
laser sight on it. Ok at night wait for the fucker to make a move out of
his house. now with your special explosive rounds shoot him and watch
pieces of him go flying every where. Laugh. or purchase mushroom bullets.
Get out your grenades and throw it at them. Shrapnor grenade preferred.
Put a C-4 bomb on there mommies car. Yeah the type that detonates apon
ignition of the car. are you do this Pray to satan that he's in the car
too.
Burn their house down during the night thus riding the world of a
Grimmis.
Give them a vasectime, so they can't pollute the world. if female then
give them a historectumy.
Cut there balls of and shove them in there mouth. naaaa they'd like
that.
Crush there balls in stick them in Mommies mouth.
They might like their computers so take them. Especially 386 and above.
hey shit they don't deserve it.
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| Intelligence |
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Grimmis's normally drop out of school cuz they don't have friends and
they get picked on alot, normally they'll try paying people off to be
friends with them / very rare occurance, only if they're rich bastards,
and mommie is normally divorced , took half of everything , has another
brother that might be a K-rad person, that smokes dope guzzles beer and
hates his grimmisey brother. But mommy hate Other son cuz she's now an
upper crust cunt, and normally has a grimmis attached to her panties/bra
strap. They normally pretend to be smart , know it all golden screw
drivers, that can't pass a Stinking Ged test nor get one. Damn i could
pass a GED test 1000x's over. Fuck! There EZ I've seen the books to GED
classes something got to be dreadfully wrong if you can't pass one.
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| Their BBS's |
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They normally grimmis's will have boards running with high speed modems
they hate lower speed they think everyone should have a high speed modem
but they won't buy everyone one, Normal people don't have mommies buying 2
or 3 500 dollar modems, but they are too stupid to realize that, they
can't realize people would love a 500 dollar modem but just can't afford
it due to the fact they have bills to pay and not enough income to afford
these expensive items. Grimmis also have boards running on 386 machines
or above / Give me a break everyone if i had a 386 - X86 and a 80286
computer fuck the other people i'd give them use of the 286. the 386 is
for myself not the other people of the town to use and/or destroy. they
also have expensive sound/graphics cards in there BBS'S computer. Fuck i'd
put a color monitor and color graphics card on a 286 not a VGA card. they
also put expensive synthisizer cards in there BBS's computer, Give me a
break I haven't heard of a board type that requires any of these cards,
they normally brag Ohhh i've got a IBM 386 VGA-Roland MT-32 or something
like that Hahaha you don't have shit, hahahaha, and there boards are
normally busy alot, guess what there doing, spermin on the monitor to a
porono .GIF picture, or to digitized sounds of some bitch getting fucked.
Or just getting a boner in general over all the warez they leech over
there intelligence on changing board type's alot so they can reset the U/D
ratio. think about this when your on a grimmis board....
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| What they do |
| behind ones |
| Back |
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They'll normal sperm to someone about you get them against you, Just
like that geek that runs and tells bruno hey bluto says your a queer. and
then runs to bluto and says bruno wants to fight you. this is their shit
they pull alot. They talk about how uncoth you are this and that. they
like to make you squirm by having there mommy around when your there yeah
the bitch that hates you cuz you wear Heavy metal shirts like Iron Maiden,
Metallica, slayer, Anthrax, ect. They will ask people why the hell do they
talk to you, but will turn around and be friendly to you. they sometimes
do this on the phone, if you know of a pirate/phreak board log on one BS
your way into it an learn how to tap phones, or befriend a Bell/AT&T
employee/operator and get them to do it for you believe me you can get a
Bell employee/operator to do this. Just BS with them and whalla there
puddy in your hands.
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| Their friends |
| normally they'll |
| brag about how |
| their friends |
| Know this.... |
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1. how to phreak real well.
2. detect the presents of ANI on extenders
3. Have real expensive computers.
4. Their friends are this their friends are that.
5. Their friends have better computers than they do.
really they're lying about this or just having a fantasy after/during
their jerk off contest.
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| This has been another gross Issue of Hate and Discontent |
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| Disclaimer | If you get caught Killing one of these fat |
+------------+ fucking stacks of shit then it's your fault |
|/\/\/\/\/\/\| if you get caught black mailing them don't |
+------------+ narc on the Bell Operator that helped you |
|\/\/\/\/\/\/| Cuz if you do I'll kill you.. |
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| Master | Demigod |
| satan +---------+
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Your faithful War Mongers!
issue release date 05-08-1991
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| If you want to contact me send threats on my life whatever call |
| 904-767-6913 and send me E-Mail or Leave me a message on how your |
| gona slash my throat.. Well what the fuck are you doing sitting |
| there like a grimmis call now! |
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