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KILL THE POLITICIANS: by FDT 10/2/02
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First of all sorry the mistakes. Let me introduce myself, I am Fulano de
Tal, and I love textfilez,
mostly the revenge, and anarchy ones. I spend most of my free time coding
and listenin music.
I am not in any group, and I love virii. And thats all I have to say about
that.
Disclaimer:
All material written in this txt is for fun purpose only. Anything you do
with it is up to you.
If you wanna do anything stupid with it, it becames your fuckin problem. If
you get caught I will
not help you. BUT if you complete your mission you will be a NATIONAL HERO.
HI this txt file is written only for really desesperated and fucked up
people, if you dont think
you are one of those persons stop reading.
So lets start:
This project consists in dont givin a shit about anything and givin some
help to your country.
ARE YOU GOING TO KILL YOURSELF?, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABUT IT? DO YOU WANT
TO BE REMEMBERED
AFTER YOUR DEATH AS A GOOD PATRIOT OR EVEN MAYBE TO BE CONONIZED? If the
answer to any of these
questions is YES, then keep reading.
Last day I heard in the news that a man had commited suicide in front of the
cams because the
goberment didnt care a shit about him. ASSHOLE!!!!! That was so fucking
stupid. The politicians
had never given a shit about you, and they never will, even if you kidnap
their 9 yrs old child.
THEY ARE POLITICIANS AND THE ONLY THING IN THE WORLD THEY CARE ABOUT IS THEM
FUCKIN SELVES!!!!!
So what DA FUCK shall I do!!!???:
Easy kill them.
Yes. I've always thought that if you have a problem you dont have to
accustom to the problem,
but make the problem to disappear and never come back.
SOME TIPS:
GUNS
LONG DISTANCE: needed to be a good shooter, and a good weapon with
telescopic view
You gotta find a good place for this. And it must be done in the outdoors
or if the muthafucka
is in a departament and you can watch him.
If it is in the outdoors(he is kissing some damn babies or its a patriotic
day and hes got to
say a speech), you can do it from a dark windows car, or a departament.
Just be sure to point
to his horrible head, and to kill as many important people as you
can(president, wife, council,
vice-president,wife, ministers, anybody you disgust).
SHORT DISTANCE: needed a gun, and to be prepared for anything
Just find out some way to get close to the president, like for example,
have a baby doll and ask
the bastard for kissing it, like if it really were a baby. Then shoot him
in some point you know
he ll die. Then run, kill some more people if you need to escape.
SICARIUS(not recomended but...)
Do you know what a sicarius is? A sicarius is a professional killer who
you pay for killing.
Where can I find one? The work on finding one is difficult, and takes time
and you can even die
in the shot.
Staring in discos: in the discos you can always find assholes sellin coke
or some drug. What you
gotta do is making you friend of this kind of guys, and asking him about
it. You shall always ask
to this 4th clase drug dillers, cause they era not too dangerous, and they
cant tell the police.But
dont mix with people you know is more powerful cause you ll end with a
bullet in your skull.
Also ask to prostitutes about anything related or other people who is
doing something illegal and
cant screw you up. If they refuse to talk pay something to them.
If you find your man, make sure hes not very important, find out
everything you can about him. You
gotta know all his relations and all his friends and relatives. WHY? Some
sicarius are really connected
to the MAFIA, and the MAFIA is connected to the politics. Actually there
are lots of gangsta
politicians. So you MUST know very well the sicarius before you talk to
him. If you dont trust him
just find another.
XPLOSIVES
YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!! This is the best one. Do you know how to make home-made
explosives? If you dont
,then you can find some files in http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy. Or if
somehow you own a granade,
that could work pretty damn good too.
WHAT TO DO?
If you live in USA, just drop it... But if you are from some latin
american country, this would be
easier because of the lack of security.
Yuo shall wait until you know there will be a parliament meeting, whare
the president will be.
You break in the room running as fast as you can (be sure you are running
in the presidents or whoevers
you wanna kill direction). When you reached your objective you detonate
yourself. BOOOOOOOOM!!!
No more tirany(until the next election).
TERRORIST
This is the hardest one; YOU SHALL BE A BIN LADEN'S FRIEND. Yes, really.
Ask him to do it.
There are other thousands of ways of killing a politician, such as: poison,
pay a whore to do it for you
(politicians love whores), kill him while he sleeps, etc...
This is all for now, and remember you are doing something for the common
good, who knows?maybe in
the future there will be schools with your name, and squares with your
statue.
Good night!, and by the way I am making a web page for all my text files.
FDT.
10/2/02