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How to have fun at night (Anarchy style)
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Article#1
By:Shadow Wolf
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Dedicated to my best friend, fellow anarchist, and alcohol supplier Allan
Well, here it is folks!!! My first official textfile. I hope you enjoy!!!
Are you READY?
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First off you have to be ready. Plan a night to go out first of all. IMPORTANT: Never go alone!!! It is no fun to go alone, and you will need someone to whatch your back!!! Now you need to do one IMPORTANT THING before we get to the rest:
1.Get fucked up!!! (alcohol or weed will do the trick). Trust me, getting drunk and wandering around in a city or town makes the anarchy a million times better. Not too fucked up though. If you get caught, you don't want to be stumbling around like an idiot and make things worse!!!
Now for your supplies (HINT:Bring a backpack or something to keep this shit in).
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You will need:
1.Lighter fluid (or anything flamable, gas, or napalm if you have any. I will write a text on how to make napalm at a later date)
2.Toliet paper
3.Hammer, pipe, crowbar or anything to smash shit with (mail boxes ect.)
4.Bombs (if you have any. I will also write a text on making bombs)
5.A car if you have one. Or one of yours freinds has one. (if you get one, take a board, 2x4 or 2x6, and tie it securely to the front bumper. make sure it gose the whole length or the bumper)
6.Screw drivers (both phillips and flat)
7.Your bare hands
8.A knife (small switch-blade or pocket)
9.A lighter (or matches)
10.Super Glue
11.Spray paint
Now, what to do..... Hmmmm.......
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The movies (A good way to start your night)!!!!:
If you are lucky enough to have a mall or movie theater near you, going to a late movie can be a good way to start your night. NOTE:Always sit in back!!! Make a TON of noise, throw shit, "drop" your coke or other beverage (it will run down twords the front ot the theater like a river)!!! Take your knife and rip up the seats. Do what me and my best friend did, take a piece of the seat home with you for a souvinere!!! Now after the movie, the parking lot can be great fun!!! You know those huge lamp-posts? Take you screw driver, and unscrew the bottom panel. Open it and cut the fucking wires!!! Now on to the real SHIT!!!
Mail boxes:
Break them with your hammer, crowbar, ect. Blow em' up. Or if your feeling brave enough, and have a car with a board attached as above, Just go off-road and start running the fuckers down!!! Also you can pull (knock) the mail boxes out of the ground and either scatter them down the street, or pile them up in front of someones house, or maybe the Police station!!! Another thing to do is spray paint em'. You can also (if the person has mail) take it. Be warned, taking someones mail is a FEDERAL OFFENSE!!! So don't get caught!!!
Cars:
The great thing about cars is, they are a hundred ways to fuck em' up. Scratch them up with your knife, screw driver, ect. NAW!!! Too easy you say!!! Ok then. Take the toilet paper and soak a bit of it in gas, napalm, ect. Take it and "decorate" the car. NOTE:Keep it away from the gas tank!!! Then light the bitch, and let her BURN!!! Also you can super glue the key holes, steal the lisence plates, take out the tail lights, head lights, ect. with the screw driver (or smash em'), spray paint it, slash the tires, stuff the exaust pipe, or (I don't recomend this) blow it up. If you know anything about bombs, timers, fuses, ect. go for it. If you don't, DON'T EVEN FUCK AROUND!!!
Houses:
Houses can be LOADS of fun!!! First off though, make sure no one is home, or awake in or within the proximity to the house. Now as far house anarchy, you can pretty much apply he above tactics to a house. Spray paint, stealing, smashing, ect. (I will write a file on breaking and entering later). But beyond those basics try these things..... Set the flower bed, garden, ect. A-FLAME!!! Use gas soaked toilet paper for best rusults!!! Another thing to do (if the people are home) is pour gas, napalm, ect. on the front steps (only if they are CONCRETE! You don't wanna burn the place down :), ring the doorbell (or knock), light the gas or napalm, and run like a bitch!!! Just check out the look on the face of the person when they open the door!!! Also try spreading gas or napalm soaked toilet paper in their yard.
Road signs:
Road signs and reflector posts are nice to rip out. Us them to bash shit, throw em' around, lay em' in the road, or throw them in some ones lawn!!! NOTE:Never take out stop signs or yeild signs!!! If you do and there is an accedent, and you get caught, you will be charged with manslauter!!!
Anything else:
If you happen to find something outside like those little plastic reflector posts people put at the end of their driveways, SMASH EM'!!! Throw em' around, burn em', be creative!!! Lawn orniments, rocks (the ones that line driveways, flowerbeds, ect.), and anything you can see are targets.
A few tips:
1.Wear dark clothing. Don't wear a mask or anything though (you will look too suspicious).
2.If the police come to bust you, SPLIT UP (before you split designate a meeting spot)!!! Then at least one of you might get away.
3.If you get caught, act inocent, like you were just playin and won't do it again :) Unless of course you just blew someone's car up!!!
4.Don't act stupid in front of cops. They have a sense for kids who have been drinking or smoking. Just agree, apoligize, and cooperate.
5.Be careful!!! Be parinoid!!! And happy Anarchy :)
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|Shadow Wolf|
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