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??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? The Three Golden Rules of Poetry ? ? ? ? When you're depressed, write poetry! ? ? When you're happy, write poetry! ? ? When you're hungry, write poetry! ? ? When you're ready to puke, write poetry! ? ? When you're exhausted, write poetry! ? ? When you're really up, write poetry! ? ? ? ? Write poetry because the landlord is about to evict you from ? ? ? your apartment. ? ? Write poetry because the world is gonna end tomorrow. ? ? Write poetry because you used to be a fifteen-year-old kid with ? ? a red guitar in the park. ? ? Write poetry because the tests turned out positive. ? ? Write poetry because you are the Chosen One. ? ? Write poetry because you didn't get invited to any Halloween parties. ? ? ? ? Write poetry 'cause it's Spring. ? ? Write poetry 'cause it's Summer. ? ? Write poetry 'cause it's Fall. ? ? Write poetry 'cause the soup's too hot. ? ? ? ? Write poetry 'cause it's good for you! ? ? Write poetry 'cause it's bad for you! ? ? Write poetry 'cause it makes you crazy! ? ? Write poetry 'cause it makes you sane! ? ? Write poetry 'cause it's the fushia expletive-deleted archenstone ? ? traffic-light angel-hair canvas-bag alpine-horn story of Christmas! ? ? Write poetry!!! ? ? (Or don't, what do I care?) ? ? ? ? Copyright <c) 1991 - MICHAEL HOWARD ? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????