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The Chaos R.P.G
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The Most successful Sub on The Lost Resort
Started on August 27th, 1988
This will be an ACCURATE accout of what transpired on the Lost Resort's
Dungeons & Dragons R.P.G which led to the formation of the Chaos R.P.G.
-- RESPONSE # 1 --
By STEX-LR11
On Sat Aug 27, 1988 3:21 PM
Coiuud you give us a little
better description Predator? Like
what's south, north, etc. Is this a
gate to a town or is it the castle were
we are supposed to be crushed(ahemmm!)?
Anyway until I get that info my guy
(who isn't created yet) will sit down
and pick wildflowers by the side of the
road.
Stex
-- RESPONSE # 2 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Sun Aug 28, 1988 4:07 PM
I stop people on the street, give them
a flower, tell them my name, and ask
them where the bar is...
Bloodaxe
-- RESPONSE # 3 --
By CRONUS-LR2
On Tue Aug 30, 1988 1:12 AM
Oh SHIT! we have one of those HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you PEASANTS! DM's good GOD!
what is this world coming to?! his application sure looked sane! Dammit ANYWAY!
I suppose i will play along.. I hang around King Poseidon.. Why not.. I punch
every person I see with a flower in the schnozz and say "Good Day!"
-- RESPONSE # 4 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Tue Aug 30, 1988 10:07 PM
I drop to my hands and knees and
start sniffing around and leaking on
trees. Oh and any cats that I happen
to see I think I'll chase...
SpoT
s
-- RESPONSE # 5 --
By STEX-LR11
On Wed Aug 31, 1988 7:57 PM
I pick a flower, put it in my hair,
get into a yoga position and start
chanting
Stex
-- RESPONSE # 6 --
By CRONUS-LR2
On Wed Aug 31, 1988 9:53 PM
Well, I said it zand I MEAN it, I will punch ANYONE with a flower...
I lob a punch at stex's face, (mabye THIS will get this slow sub going) he
falls out of his yoga position, and I continue following poseidon and punching
anyone he gives a flower to.
-- RESPONSE # 7 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Thu Sep 1, 1988 3:01 PM
I give a flower to cronus...
KP
-- RESPONSE # 8 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Fri Sep 2, 1988 12:37 PM
Seeing how still that Stex is
lying I bark and run over and leak on
his unconcious form.
Then I see Cronus fighting with
himself (Gee, he's winning too!) so I
start biting at his ankle..
I think I think that I'm a pit
bull!
SpoT
-- RESPONSE # 9 --
By CRONUS-LR2
On Sat Sep 3, 1988 3:57 PM
I am now in the OUCH! midst OOOH! of SHIT! Battle with FUCK! myself THUD!
wow! damn! ok I am now thouroghly beaten up, now I kick SpoT offa me, and I
trip KP for the nice thing I did. as I pass by SteX I kick him a few times..
-- RESPONSE # 10 --
By STEX-LR11
On Sat Sep 3, 1988 10:06 PM
"More, more!", shouts I! I crawl
around after Cronus groveling, and
whining for more pain......
Stex
-- RESPONSE # 11 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Sun Sep 4, 1988 4:21 PM
I start to build a giant temple
out of wild flowers...
then I will worship it..
BloodAxe!
-- RESPONSE # 12 --
By TIMEHOPPER-LR34
On Sun Sep 4, 1988 10:16 PM
As KP begins to worship, I emerge out
of the top of the temple. Timehopper
has arrived, so the adventure can now
begin. (once mr. DM rolls me a
character, that is... I AM GOD.
THEREFORE I MUST BE AT LEAST 2 LEVELS
HIGHER THAN KP, cuz he was worshipping
me. Keep that in mind.
-- RESPONSE # 13 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Mon Sep 5, 1988 6:02 PM
I quickly teleport from the Chaos
sub back to here, just long enough to
HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOOOOOWWWWW your
temple in! Then I grab Cronus' ankle
and rip it off.
Then I quickly teleport to my
field yelling, "I'm mightier than The
Diplomat so I guess MY character should
be 2 levels above HIM!
SpoT
-- RESPONSE # 14 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Tue Sep 6, 1988 5:46 PM
well, just go ahead and deface my
temple you mindless, smelly, knee
biter!!!
I grow and grow until I am
2.066*10^23 inches tall...
then I grow 2 extra arms, and
5 more eyes...
after that I fart on spot, and puke in
Timehopper...
and then shave my head, and beleave
that I am a Buddest priest...
Bloodaxe,
the freindly!
-- RESPONSE # 15 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Tue Sep 6, 1988 7:09 PM
(Guess I'll post here since KP seems to
have brought me back from my peaceful
field!)
Well, FIRST I renew my deoderant
to rid myself of KP's stench. Then I
walk over to him and take a leak on his
shaved head.
"MEDITATE ON THAT ASS HOLE!!!!"
Then I go to have a brief 'god
Meeting' with Diplomat and try and
strike an alliance with him.
Our slogan: The Gods HATE buddhist
monks!!!!
(Hey, we're Gods we can beep if we
wanna!)
OH and THEN I bite off Cronus'
OTHER foot so that he won't be able to
chase me (not that it would even be a
close race...). ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAP!
That last paragraph was just put into
PAST tense so you can't do a thing
about it!!!(this is a Godly power and
only me and Diplomat have it although
we can only use it once a week...gotta
have SOME limitations!)
DOOM
P.S. I'm beginning to like ripping
off people's sign off's! My current
list of reppee's: Cronus
KP
And now, SLEEPER!!!
Who will be next???
P.S.S. Cronus and KP will STILL be
hearing from my lawyer any day now...
-- RESPONSE # 16 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Tue Sep 6, 1988 7:14 PM
Oh, BTW, I'd just like to say that
I can get away with all of this 'cause
your sign off's arn't Copywrited like
mine...Of course I can (C) then for
you...Free for the first user or two...
DooM
-- RESPONSE # 17 --
By TIMEHOPPER-LR34
On Tue Sep 6, 1988 10:22 PM
With that refreshing puke in my
system. I continue to grow to the size
of the planet. first I squash kp
(killing him) then I go destroy the
whole adventure. From all those kills,
I gain vast experience and become
all-powerful and undefeatable The
adventure is now over, and we need a
new subop who will get this damn game
going.=
TTTTT H H EEEEE
T H H E
T HHHHH EEEEE
T H H E
T H H EEEEE
END!!!
Timehopper the great!
-- RESPONSE # 18 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Wed Sep 7, 1988 5:41 PM
Epilogue
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Doomer managed to escape this
massive carnage returning to his field
on the Chaos sub...
DooM (c)
--- RESPONSE # 19 --
By KING POSEIDON-LR15
On Wed Sep 7, 1988 7:59 PM
and with tottal grace BloodaxE re-forms
himself into a void for where he
broadcast random slanderous messages to
the universe...
-- RESPONSE # 21 --
By CRONUS-LR2
On Thu Sep 8, 1988 7:15 PM
The soul of Cronus is carried by the solar winds until it reacges the Chaos
Sub, where it posesses the current Cronus-Figure there,
meanwhile Doom's Lawyer reincarnates as a mole on KP's butt.
-- RESPONSE # 21 --
By DOOMER-LR3
On Thu Sep 8, 1988 8:14 PM
BUT! luckily MY PLASTIC SURGEON is
able to remove MY LAWYER from Kp's butt
and using his near-godly skills gives
him a normal human body.
THE
END
OF THE
EPILOGUE
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DooM (c) <--YES the OFFICIAL
SIGN-OFF of the 1988 Olympics!