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                        The Joke Is on You

                        by J. Orlin Grabbe

                "I don't make jokes. I just
                watch the government and report
                the facts."--Will Rogers

        In Thomas Pynchon's novel *Vineland*, the character Zoyd Wheeler
specializes in transfenestration--throwing himself through windows.  He
does this on a yearly basis, with full television coverage to provide
the documentary evidence he needs as proof of derangement in order to
continue receiving his government mental disability check.  But one year
he encounters a problem.  The media has rescheduled the location of this
annual event for their convenience.  And Zoyd is ultimately forced to go
along, and to transfenestrate through a window not of his own choosing.

        Zoyd's problem was he needed to be publicly observed as nutty in
order to make it so.  The converse proposition is if a person is portrayed
by the media as truthful, honorable, "caring", and wise, then no further
evidence need be considered.  Niccolo Machiavelli said it well in A.D.
1532:

                "Generally, men judge by the eye rather than
                the hand, for all men can see a thing, but
                few come close to touch it.  All men will see
                what you seem to be; only a few will know what
                you are, and those few will not dare to oppose
                the many who have the majesty of the state on
                their side to defend them" (*The Prince*).

        So in today's world we see brief glimpses of Bill and Hillary
Clinton leaving the Presidential jet or helicopter, walking hand-in-hand,
all lovey-dovey.  Therefore this is the truth, and those who dare say
otherwise will bring the wrath of the many down upon them.

        Sandwiched between the pharmaceutical and financial service ads, we
see video clips of the President at a dais or a table, making a statement
to the press or signing a congressional bill into law, and are lead to
believe the welfare of the republic is the President's constant concern.

        We see the First Lady smiling cheerfully at a Hollywood party,
or making concerned cooing sounds about a possibly "depressed" and
"suicidal" Dick Morris, and do not ourselves appear to grasp that it
only takes a global village to raise a chimera.

        CNN does not show us the behind-the-scenes screaming fits.  We
do not see a purposeful Hillary Clinton determinedly on the phone
arranging the transfer of files out of Vince Foster's office immediately
upon receiving word of his death.  We do not see a cold-blooded bitch
plotting with I3 to murder Dick Morris.

        ABC news does not tell us about Bill Clinton doing five plus
lines of cocaine a day, about plane loads of government-sanctioned illegal
drugs traversing the Canadian border into Montana, about FBI agents
falsifying evidence, about the Justice Department stealing software and
taking payoffs, about billionaires hiring international assassins, about
NSA spying on domestic banking transactions, about "family value"
politicians who are pedophiles.

        After all, such things only happened in medieval Florence, or
among the Roman emperors, not in our country today. Surely not in today's
White House or at the Department of Commerce.  The Secret Service and the
FBI are not political arms of the Emperor. Our government is good, this we
know, for the television tells us so.

        At a high-level intelligence briefing convened shortly after the
downing of TWA Flight 800, there was an almost uniform chorus of voices:
"We can't let the public know it was a terrorist incident, because they
will be all over us to do something about it.  We can't let the public
know how easy it is to take down a plane with a missile, because they
will be afraid to fly, and it will depress airline stocks, and it will
induce copycat crimes."

        The government does not lie, but if it does lie, it is only for
our own good.

        Day after day we get treated to the FBI's explanation of the
course of the investigation.  And we know that we are hearing the truth,
that it couldn't be an exercise in liar's poker, because the people who
report the news would already know the truth, and would have clued us in
that this is all a charade. And the fact that purveyors of news scarcely
set foot outside a broadcast studio or a news office, except to visit urban
dining and drinking environments, has no bearing, we feel, on their ability
to discern the facts.  For otherwise, why would we listen to them
or read what they write?

        What is the most astonishing thing about this process is the
degree to which the captive press believes their own bullshit.

                "A variety of nationwide voter surveys
                show that while many Americans harbor
                misgivings about Clinton's character,
                only about one in 10 worry greatly about
                Whitewater--either as it may harm the
                Clintons though nothing substantive is
                there or produce a scandal to drive them
                from the White House." ("Clinton Steps Up
                Effort to Portray Whitewater Prosecutor as
                Partisan," *The Washington Post*, Sept. 27,
                1996.)

But why should anyone think there is anything to the Whitewater charges?

	
The Washington Post* has long assured us there is nothing there. And after


assuring their readers there is nothing to the story, the *Post* takes a
poll of their readers and--lo and behold!--their readers think there is
nothing to the story.

        Truth, you see, is a matter of voter preference.

        With more Starr indictments due out this coming week, and the
Clinton resignation only days away, some attention should be given to the
way the press will react when forced to reverse their previous posturing.
What spin will they choose?

        I suspect they are going to blame it on you.  After all, they will
say, Our audience doesn't want to hear the truth.  They want to hear
things that make them comfortable.  The bad Saddam Hussein.  The good Bill
Clinton.  They want to believe in things that are "obvious" and
"inevitable". The Presidential debates are restricted to Clinton and Dole
because it is obvious and inevitable that one of these two men will be
elected President in November.

        The news is, after all, a business.  And a business becomes
successful by delivering to its customers what they want. Much like the
Grand Inquisitor in Fyodor Dostoevsky's *The Brothers Karamazov*, the
media will tell us they have delivered us from the burden of the truth,
just as the Grand Inquisitor's Church delivered mankind from the burden
of their freedom:

                "For fifteen hundred years we were pestered by
                that notion of freedom, but in the end we succeeded
                in getting rid of it, and now we are rid of it for
                good. . . .[O]n this very day men are convinced they
                are freer than they have ever been, although they
                themselves brought us their freedom and put it meekly
                at our feet. . . . They will marvel at us and worship
                us like gods, because, by becoming their masters,
                we have accepted the burden of freedom that they were
                too frightened to face, just because we have agreed to
                rule over them--that is how terrifying freedom will
                have become to them finally!"

        So maybe the media will have a point.  Or maybe they are full of
shit. But what are you going to do about it?

        After all, the joke's on you.

November 28, 1996
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