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//////////////////////////////// //=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-// //- Guerilla Warfare -// //= and its uses in todays =// //- S O C I E T Y -// //=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-// //////////////////////////////// <<<<<<<<>>>>>>><<<<<<<>>>>>> (all the Wyverns Den <<<<<<<<>>>>>>><<<<<<>>>>>> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 904-686-4957 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Written by: Robin Hood Thanx to: Mental Mortician Special tanx to: Nobody! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guerilla:(Websters dictionary) A member of a band of irregular troops taking part in independant warfare. Today many people turn away from guerilla warfare,blaming most of the worlds problems on it. Terrorism, hijacking, and petty wars are all associated with this unique form of war tactics,but here we have arrangeds the stereotyping of the well trained militia to suit our needs...and yours. We have discovered that the same tactics and techniques apply to great fun, with some unique twists. Here we have arranged conventional Guerilla techniques to suit your limited supplies and economy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ you will need... (Camouflage) dark clothing (camies if you wish) dark soft soled shoes (with good traction) a dark canvas or denim bag (or any prefibly dark sturdy bag) a mask (optional) a pair of gloves (this is nessacary for some of the feats) (Utensils) strong rope (about 10-15 feet) fishing line (10 feet or so;5-10 pound test is best) wire cutters and/or pliers (both would be nice) combination or padlock locks (as many as you want) some old newspapers (in very good shape) hair spray or most any aerosal camera with flash film flashlight matches lighter a few cigarettes a role of movie type tickets posterboard and pictures of your favorite cars gas (bottles of this are easiest to carry) small can of vaseline (not for any bad habits!) tacks,jack,or crushed glass (preferalby a box of taxs) food cloring water crazy glue a clump of wax (in your favourite color) a spool of thread (Weapons) a small sharp pocket knife (an old one should be used) and onion a bottle of coke (and a bottle opener) a roman candle 10 ballons 6 eggs bottle rockets a few smoke bombs and of course a pack or two of fire crakcers These are but a few of the many items you can use.With imagination and practice you can invent new and better ideas. We suggest doing this with a friend,or at least having one on hand in case help is needed (they also make good alibies) Once you have gathered all or most of these items you're ready to plague war on your nieghbor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Starting out) Most of these feats are best executed during nighttime...thats what the dark clothing is for right? Some of the tricks can and must be performed in the early morning, and some can be done in the daytime (as long as you-know-who isn't around) Begin by filling your bag full of it's goodies and get dressed in your dark clothing. On a dark quiet night,slip out your window into the neighborhood, pick the desired neighbor and his/her house and begin your independant war... (Warnings) Ok,your outside of the culpricks house and your wondering what to do.So we'll tell you what to do...First of all, do you want to give him a warning and then get really big? If so then keep reading, if not then skip this section and goto the next s Replacing Mr.Neighbors new newspapers with the old ones in good shape would keep him guessing at whats going on in the world. You can of course get a little bit more drastic by taking your clump of wax and melting it all over his doorstep. This is best acclomplished by using your lighter and aerosal can. Light your lighter and hold it about 1 to 2 feet away from your ae Make sure the wax gets everywhere and it melts real good, and I guarrentee, that when Mr.Nieghbor comes home, he's gonna throw a fit, in fact if you look closely you may see steam rising up from his ears. Heres where you use your camera...from a safe dist Another effective warning would be taking Mrs.Neighbors undies and bras and littering the street with them...or run them up the nearest flag pole, but don't forget to put her name on them...so they can be returned. (end of file) Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open