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Okay...We have started to resort to actually typing up files..
plagurizing still rules though.
One day while with thraxer and scuz, thraxer called up a number and
gave the phone to me. On the other end I start hearing "Oh, thats where I want
you to touch me. I want to have your cock deep inside of me.." and shit like
that (don't want to go to far, as I know some of you were already sprouting
woodies). Well these places can be phun- in fact, over in the sex file
collection is a whole list of numbers to call. What are these numbers called?
PHONE SEX: Fact or fantasy?
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"Some of you don't know it exists. Most of you pretend it doesn't. But
its there and its temptation is spreading worldwide."
After hearing that little bit off of one of those numbers thraxer
calls, I hung up the phone. Enuff of that shit I said.Well it ended up me
writing a text file on how to have phun with PHONE SEX.
It is my conclusion that either you have to be real sick or real
desperate to call these places (both in some cases such as Thraxer's). Most of
these places charge 1 dollar a minute to your bill. So you call up one, get 10
minutes worth of jollies and then mommy finds the telephone bill with $10.00 of
it to- what? Anita's Phone Sex Fantasy House? There's the end of that.
But how to have phun with them is a different matter. First of all, you
never call directly. As any good modem user should know, you phreak these
places as you would a BBS. If you don't know how, you're too young or too
stupid to be doing this and that it would just rot any "pure" person to bog
moss. Or you can use divertors. Or you can call from your worst enemy's house
(highly advisable if they deserve it; i.e. can't beat you up). Of course
there's always your choice of not calling at all, but then why would you be
looking at this file at all then? Hoping that it was a good porno story? For
those of you who get off reading plagurized sex files, go marry your hands and
a jar of vaseline.
When calling any of these places up, have a tape recorder ready, tape the
message and go call another place, and so on. Got that tape? Okay, time to
think of things you can do with it-
Things to do with it
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1. Take it to school
2. Take it to school and play it
3. Take it to school and play it during study hall
4. Take is to work and play it for relaxation
5. Hide it in the bathroom and have it going continuesly
6. Beat off in synchronization with it
7. Take out the spools of tape and make a turban out of it
8. Tape more things onto it
9. Play it over the Schools P.A. system
10. Play it at 20 decibils in the middle of the street
The Last choice, is not advised and that you should do so only in direct
supervision on an adult. Also, it is not advised to call "live" phone fantasy
places if you have a mickey mouse voice and try to convince the person their
that you are over 18. In fact, pre-recorded messages are more fun and are
easier to tape.
Of course to be effecient, you must know the rules of phun with phone sex,
cause if not carried out correctly, it could result in serious emotional
disturbances which may affect or end the rest your sex life.
Rules of trying to have sex on a phone
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1. No running, pushing, or jumping on deck
2. No diving in deep end
3. No wading in shallow end
4. Never mix peanut butter with garlic in one sandwich
5. (real rules) Never call legally or anyway that would charge your phone.
6. Call pre-recoreded places
7. Use a static free rubber when online- wouldn't want a shock would ya?
8. If you start getting excited, give the phone some rest and go try screwing
something else besides that.
9. Read rule #10 carefully- its quite true
10. Don't pay attention to rule #9- its a lie
Well, get the basic Idea, play the tape somewhere where it will be
obnoxious and make people giggle. And make sure mommy doesn't get it or..
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