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Church O' God
Join us and feel the Love Vibes!
You too will need to learn the ways of fish, love and happiness.
We are watching you as you sit there and stare. You're not fooling
anyone. We're holding your dog hostage. Release yourself from your
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oneness with the Cup O' Fish can you even think you'll be ok after
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Don't forget. In the future, all reastraunts will be Taco Bell and
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You will pay the price for the sins you committed against man, nature
and physics!
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