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-- The '20' Best Oddities --
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1. Cut flowers become sleepy and wilt in the presence of Apples.
2. In 1913, the tax on a $4000 annual income was one penny.
3. Henry Ford forgot to put a reverse gear in his first automobile.
4. Ninety Seven percent of all people offered a new pen to try,
write their own name.
5. A dog is as old at 12 years as a man at 84.
6. Saturday is the most dangerous day to drive a car.
7. In the U.S. a person dies every 14.5 seconds.
8. If a color blinded woman marries a man with normal vision, all of
their sons will be color blind,the daughters will have normal vision.
9. It cannot be proved by the bible that Christ ever smiled.
10. 60 days are required for a housefly to become a grandmother.
11. A mans beard grows about an inch in 8 weeks.
12. 7 suicides are recorded in the bible.
13. Theodore Roosevelt was the only president not sworn in on the bible.
14. 72 muscles are used in speaking 1 word.
15. The eggs of a water flea hatch 10 years after they are laid.
16. During WW2 it cost the US $225,00 to kill an enemy soldier.
17. Mosquitoes prefer children to adults and blonds to brunettes.
18. When reduced to dust a diamond is as black as carbon.
19. The nine most useful words: and,be,it,of,the,will,I,have,you.
20. A normal person can lose as much as 1/3 his blood without fatality.
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The World's Simplest Quiz:
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Q: How long did the Hundred Year's War last?
A: 116 years, from 1337 to 1453
Q: In which month do the russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A: November 7 (Russia's calendar was 13 days behind)
Q: In which country are Panama hats made?
A: Ecuador
Q: From which country do we get Peruvian Bslam?
A: EL Salvador
Q: From which animal do we get catgut?
A: The sheep
Q: From which material are moleskin trousers made?
A: A hard wearing cotton fiber called moleskin
Q: Where do Chinese gooseberries come from?
A: They're fruits grown in New Zealand
Q: What kind of creatures were the Canary Islands named after?
A: A breed of large dogs (Latin name: Canarie Insulae 'Island of dogs')
Q: What was King George VI's first name?
A: Albert
Q: In what season does 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' take place?
A: The Spring (April 29-May 1)
Q: What is a camel's hair bursh made of?
A: Squirrel Hair
Q: How long did the Thirty Year's War last?
A: 30 Years...OF COURSE!!!
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11 People Buried with Obects:
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1. Tutankhamen:
Buried with his treasures
2. Sir Walter Raleigh:
Buried with his favorite pipe and a tin of Tobacco
3. Elizabeth Rossetti:
Buried with a manuscript of her poems
4. Wild Bill Hicock:
Buried with his Sharps rifle
5. Reuben John Smith:
Buried with an easy chair and his favorite checkerboard
6. Rudloph Valentino:
Buried with a slave bracelet
7. Bela Lugosi:
Buried in his black Dracula cape.
8. Humphrey Bogart:
Buried with a small gold whistle
9. Sandra West:
Buried seated at the wheel of a Ferrari
10. Harry 'The Horse' Flamburis:
Buried with his Motorcycle
11. Elvis Presley:
Buried with a diamond ring
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# A Collection of Bizarre Gravestone Epitaphs :#
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From Death Valley: In a Falkirk England, Cemetery
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Here lies the body of At rest beneath this slab of stone
Fat Mary Preston Lies stingy Jimmy Wyatt
Who's now moved to heaven He died one morning just at ten
to relieve the Congestion. and saved a dinner by it.
Death Valley:
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Here lies the body of poor Aunt Charolette
Born a virgin, died a harlot;
For 16 years she kept her virginity,
a damn'd long time for this vicinity.
In a Moultrie Goergia Cemetery:
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Here lies the father of twenty nine.
We woulda had more, but he did'nt have time.
In a Enosburg Falls, VA Cemetery:
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Here lies the body of Anna
Done to death by a bannana,
It was'nt the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
Battersea London Cemetery:
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OWEN MOORE:
Gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay.
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