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Msg#: 137 Rec'd Date: 02-19-94 12:38
From: Mark Williams @1:3823/150 Read: Yes Replied: No
To: Dan Mancuso @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
Subj: Re: Editting messages
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-=> Quoting Dan Mancuso to All <=-
DM> All right... I confess I haven't edited your message. I hate editing
DM> messages. I have this terrible un-un-uncontrollable fear whenever I
DM> see messages. When I was a kid I used to hate the sight of messages
DM> being edited. My mother said I was a fool. She said the only cure for
DM> it was to become an editor. So I spent five ghastly years at the
DM> Editor's Training Center at Totnes. Can you imagine what it's like
DM> editing the same message for five years? I didn't want to be an editor
DM> anyway. I wanted to be a SYSOP! Leaping from game door to game door as
DM> they float past the screen of every BBS in the world. The Giant Barren
DM> Realms, The Casino, Tradwars, and the Mighty Time Bank. The smell of
DM> fresh files, the crash of mighty BBSs! With my best girl by my side...
DM> we'd sing...sing...SING! ....
DM> Oh, I'm a Sysop and I'm OK,
DM> I sleep all day and type all night...
DM>
DM> :)
Ohh...this has to be done! :)
Ohhhh
I'm a sysop and I'm OK,
I type all night and I sleep all day!
I mail my mail, I code my codes,
I send out for Chinese food.
I F-REQ .gifs and viewers
To get me in the mood!
(Users:)
He's a sysop and he's OK.
He types all night and he sleeps all day!
I mail my mail, I code my codes,
Let cops and feds beware.
I give a special access
to d00ds with wArEz to sHaRe.
(Users again here)
I'm a sysop and I'm OK,
I type all night and I sleep all day!
I mail my mail, I code my codes,
My users give me grief.
I wish they'd get a real life
And give me some relief!
(Users again, ending with muttering)
I'm a sysop and I'm OK,
I type all night and I sleep all day!
I mail my mail, I code my codes,
This FIDOmail is fine!
It lets me know of users
Who aren't as lame as mine!
(Users run sysop away, begin anarcho-syndicalist bbs)
... Blimey, this redistribution of taglines is trickier than I thought!
-!- GEcho 1.00
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