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Msg#: 314 Rec'd Date: 03-10-94 06:28
From: Micah Holmes @1:2607/303* Read: Yes Replied: No
To: All @1:124/3114*4 Mark:
Subj: The Subject Of Religious
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TO ALL THOSE WHO MAY BE OFFENDED...BUGGER OFF!
YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO READ THIS, DO YOU?
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED
Dad: There are Jews in the world,
There are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons
and then,
There are those who follow
Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before
I was born,
And the one thing they say
about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as
you're warm...
You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a
great brain,
You don't have to have any
clothes on-
You're a Catholic the moment
Dad came...
Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm gets wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILD:
Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for,
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:[mom]
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN NEIGHBOURS:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
WOMEN NEIGHBOURS:
If a sperm is wasted,
CHILDREN:
God gets quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred,
BRIDE & GROOM:
Every sperm is good,
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed,
CARDINALS:
In your neighbourhood.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's,
FIRST MOURNER:
Mine!
LADY MOURNER:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
STATUTES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYBODY:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every spern is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm gets wasted,
God gets quite irate.
COMPOSER: DAVID HOWMAN/ ANDRE JAQUEMIN
AUTHORS: MICHAEL PALIN/ TERRY JONES
FROM: MONTY PYTHON SINGS
(1989) KAY-GEE-BEE MUSIC LTD.
(1989) VIRGIN RECORDS LTD.
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