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Hello Lynch Mob,
Here is the first posting of 'Twin Quotes', the second chapter of
the Twin Peaks Quote list. I hope it meets with your approval. I decided
to be terse at first and add later. Any comments or criticisms are
_greatly_ appreciated (no flames, please. see Webster's under volunteer :-).
There are a few more really good ones from 3003 and 3004 that I
haven't had a chance to confirm the exact wording. I will include these soon.
Looking back at the list it seems that many of these have to do with sex.
I don't think it's just me. :-)
Please send feedback to (NeXTMail) statman@sole.stat.ufl.edu. Thanks.
charles d. kincaid
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Albert: Coop, about the uniform.
Cooper: Yes, Albert?
Albert: Usually, exchanging the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie
for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form
of fashion suicide. But, call me crazy, on you it works.
Judy Swain: An orphan, you know.
Andy: Really? What happened? Did his parents die?
Irene: Of all the people in the world, the best and the worst are
drawn to a dead dog. Most turn away. Only the pure of heart
can feel its pain. And somewhere in between the rest of us
struggle.
Audrey: They have women agents?
Denise: More or less.
Denise: I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg
at a time, if you know what I mean.
Cooper: Not really.
Dwayne: She killed him with SEX.
Dick: Oh she doth teach the torches to burn bright (Andy sighs)
It seems she hangs against the cheek of night
+ Doc: Like a rich jewel in an ethiope's ear
Beauty too rich for youth, for earth too dear.
Cooper: Harry, Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold and
hard and brilliant.
Dr Jacoby: What he needs right now is both your understanding and a Confederate
victory.
Doc: Is she sexually active?
Ed: Active? Doc, I wake up every morning feeling like I got hit by a
timber truck.
Ben: You'll have to excuse me the chef just tried to stab Jerry.
Albert: Get a life, punk.
Dr Jacoby: Now what she does in fact possess is a heightened sexual drive
and a working knowledge of technique, anatomy and touch that
few men have ever had the pleasure of experiencing or the
skills to match.
Harry: Is it hot in here?
Cooper &
Hawk: Yea.
Pete: We forgot the weinies, all beef with the skin on `em.
Ben: I give you the little pine weasel found only in our tri-county
area. It is nearly extinct.
Jerry: They're incredible roasted.
Andy: Once stimulated the female will respond in such a way that the
skin around her ... Oh My God!
State Trooper: He was hired to fix the Jaguar. J-a-g-w ... uh, the car.
Shelly (from WE's note): See the mountains kiss high heaven
and the waves clasp one another.
No sister flower would be forgiven
if it disdained its brother.
And the sunlight clasped the earth
and the moonbeams kissed the sea.
What is our sweet work worth
if thou kiss not me?
BOB: COOP, what happened to Josie?!