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Electronic Magazines: MiLK (and MiLK and Tea)

MiLK is a classic, strong example of the trend of mid-1990's textfile writing groups: They give a good laugh, a lot of entertainment, and they make you feel like you're a part of their group as they tell you how screwed up they think the world is, and how much there is to laugh at. They team up with a group called "Tea" for a number of issues, as well as a couple of tag files for their name and BBS list.

Apparently, they didn't talk to each other a lot, because a lot of issue numbers are doubled. It all works out in the end, anyway.

Maybe I'm just tired from reading thousands of textfiles, but Issue #40 (The Guide to Atari) very nearly made me fall out of chair, laughing. Good stuff.

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Milk and Tea Membership Listing (ANSI)

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Milk and Tea Membership Listing (ASCII)

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List of the MiLK Files (Text File Collection)

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Milk and Tea Issue #001 "My Brain Exploded" by James Hetfield

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Milk and Tea Issue #002 "Obloid Recollections" by Nyarlatheotep

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Milk and Tea Issue #003 "Travel by Night" by Snakelady

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Milk and Tea Issue #004 "Tired" by Pip the Angry Youth

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Milk and Tea Issue #005 "Keet" by Snakelady

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Milk and Tea Issue #006 "Cheese Wheels of Doom" by Malakai

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Milk and Tea Issue #007 "Cheese Party!" by Nyarlathotep

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Milk and Tea Issue #008 "Satern" by James Hetfield

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Milk and Tea Issue #009 "Drugs, Fine Wine, Revolution and More Drugs" by Epic

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Milk #001: Cows! Where MiLK Comes from, by James Hetfield

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Milk #002: Warez Boards Can be Fun, by James Hetfield

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Milk #003: MiLK's Guide to being an Asshole, by James Hetfield

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Milk #004: The Hunt, by James Hetfield

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Milk #004: Carrie Jacobson: A Case Study, by Epic

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Milk #006: Pete, by Nyarlathotep

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Milk #004: Are You Easily Influenced? by Epic

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Milk #008: Tang Beverage Crystals by Epic

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Milk #009: Joe, by Plaid Wilderbeast

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Milk #010: Sugar High, by James Hetfield

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Milk #011: Propoganda and Shit, by James Hetfield

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Milk #011: Supermarket Sweet by Epic

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Milk #013: Milk Poetry Volume 1 by James Hetfield and Mendeleev

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Milk #014: Wank Bunny, by James Hetfield

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Milk #015: Wank Bunny Part II, by James Hetfield

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Milk #016: Ostrich Rider from Philadelphia, by Medicine Man

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Milk #017: Jest Fox: part 1? by Black Justice

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Milk #018: Pete Part II, by Nyarlathotep

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Milk #019: Jest Fox: part 2 by Black justice

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Milk #020: The Terrific Safety Pin by Epic

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Milk #018: Lemmy, by Igor Shimsky

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Milk #022: Faces in the halls, by James Hetfield

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Milk #023: The Inferno Chronicles, by James Hetfield

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Milk #024: Fast Money Milk Style by Nature Boy

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Milk #025: Millie, by Yohan Bawk

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Milk #026: Just Add Water by Epic

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Milk #027: As You Were, by Epic

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Milk #038: People Are Shitheads, by Yohan Bawk

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Milk #029: Anarchy! And Shit, by James Hetfield

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Milk #030: Easy Ways to Shock Your Parents by Biff Thelmus Bonglemeister III

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Milk #031: 50 Ways to Say FART, by Black Justice

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Milk #032: Let's Talk About Sex, by Biff Thelmus Bonglemeister III

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Milk #033: A Welcome or Something by IceMECH

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Milk #034: Keeping Things In Their Proper Perspective, by Biff Thelmus Bonglemeister III

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Milk #035: The Feeding, by James Hetfield

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Milk #036: Road to Somewhere, by Whoops

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Milk #037: The Religion of the Spambiterians by Malakai

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Milk #038: Conrad, by Conrad

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Milk #039: Malakai's Guide to power BBSing, by Malakai

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Milk #040: The MiLK Guide to Atari, by Atari John

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Milk #040: How to Fly, by King Krazy

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Milk #042: The Regurgitation by Whoops

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Milk #043: no Title Cuz We're Confused, by Randall Flagg

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Milk #044: OJ Simpson, by Winter Solstice

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Milk #045: Sleep, by malakai

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Milk #046: The Facts about Lampreys, by James Hetfield

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Milk #047: Eat Pills, by Epic

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Milk #048: How to / Sarcasm / Not, by Whoops

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Milk #049: The Big Book of Ducks, by Malakai

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Milk #050: MiLK Update 7/94, by Concerned MiLK members

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Milk #051: Propaganda and Shit II, by James Hetfield

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Milk #053: Conpoems by Conradz

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Milk #054: I'm here to make You Bleed, by Frizzle Fry

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Milk #055: Silly Pathetic Adventures of Malakai, by Malakai

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Milk #056: TV Today, by Nyarlathotep

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Milk #057: Stress, by Epic

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Milk #058: Chat-Addiction Anonymous by James Hetfield

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Milk #059: My Greatest Writing Ever, by James Hetfield

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Milk #060: The Curtain by James Hetfield

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Milk and Tea Issue #10: The Poetry Issue #1

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Milk and Tea Issue #11: The Wastebasket, by Groovy Mann

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Milk and Tea Issue #12: Stalkings, by James Hetfield

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ANSI Tag File for MiLK

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MiLK Big Issue #1

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MiLK Big Issue #2

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MiLK Big Issue #3

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MiLK Big Issue #4

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The List of MiLK BBSes

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Submission Form to Write for Milk and Tea