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Where to begin with the Hogs of Entropy? Well, I can tell you that the first words that came to my mind during my initial browsing were "Cult of the Dead Cow Ripoff Group". Everything, from the dead pig logo, to the method of dating files with a file number at the end, to a lot of the subject matter, told me that they just took a look at the cDc and said "Yeah, sure, we can do that." and then set off to do it. Mogel seems to have been the primary motivating force behind their initial files, and his influence is all over them.
What I did NOT expect was to go out and download all the current HoE files (I only had 60) and suddenly discover they had over SIX HUNDRED FILES created. And these weren't just transcriptions of news stories or lyrics; these were honestly created text files, adding up past the five meg mark in total. That's just a lot of files, by any standard.
And as for the files themselves... well, it's VERY hard to write or supervise the writing of that many files and not start to increase in quality over time. As it stands, though, the quality is pretty enjoyable from the get-go and continues to be entertaining over the years. The Hogs of Entropy also have a nice selection of interviews with other electronic magazine writers, making for an interesting study from the Zine World perspective. There's even files and interviews with cDc members peppered in there.
All in all, definitely worth your time, although you should be prepared to set aside a LOT of time to read them. A lot of fun.
The Entropic Theme Song, by Defiant (August 6, 1994)
The Wrecking Ball, by Fuzzy (September 5, 1994)
The Microwave Bomb, by Shotgun Willie (August 30, 1994)
Meaningful Shit, by Mogel (August 13, 1994)
Eternal Sickness v1.1, by The Guest (August 22, 1994)
Nirvana Unlimited, by Mogel (August 15, 1994)
The Ping Pong Bomb, by Everlast (September 2, 1994)
The End is Near, by Mogel (September 2, 1994)
Mortal Kombat II Docs, by Mogel (September 4, 1994)
The Violent Femmes - Add it Up Lyrics (September 9, 1994)
The Beef on Ham, by Jeager (September 10, 1994)
Hate Edge, by Abigwar (September 7, 1994)
Rage Lyrics, by Everlast (October 8, 1994)
C'est La Mort, by Dale L. Sproule, Transcribed by Corrosion (October 21, 1994)
How to be |<001 Anarkust, by Mogel (October 28, 1994)
Chronic Must Be Destroyed, by Abigwar (October 15, 1994)
Random Spam, by Zorro (October 31, 1994)
Darkness, by Abigwar (October 23, 1994)
HOE Date #1, by Mogel (October 31, 1994) (Includes Index)
The Poetic Terrorist, by Abigwar (October 31, 1994)
My Penis is Unbound, by Mogel (October 31, 1994)
Thinking, by Abigwar (November 3, 1994)
The K-Rad Exploitation, by Abigwar, Defiant, and Mogel (November 14, 1994)
Stars and Stripes Lyrics, by Abigwar (November 17, 1994)
That Damn Red Ant File, by Abigwar (November 15, 1994)
The Revenge of the Nerds, by Mogel (November 17, 1994)
Rifts Character Selection Reference, by Mogel (November 20, 1994)
My Venting Thing, by Chal E. Mac (November 27, 1994)
Poetic Terrorist 2, by Abigwar (November 20, 1994)
The True Clash of the Titans, by Psycho Santa (November 27, 1994)
Proof on the Questions, by Abigwar (December 8, 1994)
King Missile Lyrics, by Korrupt (December 12, 1994)
Pink Noise, by Obscure Images (December 8, 1994)
Bob the Prophet, by Logik (December 9, 1994)
The GNU Hog Order, by Mogel and Corruption (December 9, 1994)
Peanut Heaven, by Black Francis (December 11, 1994)
K-Rad Alert, by Mad Arab (December 12, 1994)
Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder, by Mogel (December 12, 1994)
Hoe Date #2, by Mogel (December 12, 1994)
The Bastard K-Kit, by Mad Arab (December 12, 1994)
The Gods Sent Us for Shrooms, by Abigwar (January 15, 1995)
The Infomercial Superhighway, by Chal E. Mac (January 15, 1995)
Cindy Wants Us Dead! By Abigwar (December 26, 1994)
The Meaning of Life and How to Hack it, by Mogel (February 4, 1995)
Bus Driver Irv, by Corrosion (February 4, 1995)
Religion with Eggs and Coffee, by Defiant (February 4, 1995)
Without Want or Need, by Half-Baked (February 4, 1995)
Searching, by Abigwar (February 4, 1995)
Who the Hell Are Ya'? by The HOE Schmoes (February 4, 1995)
Stand Back! It's the Modem Mafia! by Chal e. Mac (February 4, 1995)
The Lump from the Dump, by Visioknight (February 4, 1995)
Satisfaction, by The Chickenlord (February 4, 1995)
Excuse me, could you remove your steatopyghous? by Mogul (February 4, 1995)
I Object! The Introduction to being a Lawyer, by Charlie (February 5, 1995)
The Sandwich, by Black Francis (February 4, 1995)
A Vampire's Thoughts, by Vampire (February 4, 1995)
The Smile that Couldn't Be Forgotten, by Mogel (February 4, 1995)
Santa Claws Must DIE! by the Chickenlord (February 4, 1995)
HOE-Date #3 by the HOE (February 4, 1995)
True Stories from Pathological Liars by Alex Swain (April 12, 1995)
My Application to [Name of College Here], by Thanatos (April 12, 1995)
Everything Inbetween, by IM2K4U2C (April 4, 1995)
Take a Wiz, Make Me Jiz, by Mogel (April 4, 1995)
My BA in Attitude, by DisordeR (April 12, 1995)
Life and the IRC Log, by Dash (April 12, 1995)
So This Is How It Ends For Us? by Abigwar (April 12, 1995)
About Nothin', by Spiff (April 12, 1995)
Why Information Must Be Free, by Mr. Sandman (April 12, 1995)
The Massive ELITE! Interview, by Mogel (April 12, 1995)
Biff Redneck Goes to the Big City, by Sed (May 1, 1995)
There's Pain In There, by Mogel (May 1, 1995)
Ripping and Screaming Your Way to a Better You, by KidKnee (May 1, 1995)
The Great Cyberspace Coaster Chat Board Caper, by IM2K4U2C (May 1, 1995)
Cockroach Assault, by Alex Siegel (May 1, 1995)
Home and Garden, by Morpheus (May 1, 1995)
The Other Side of the Mirror, by Black Sunshine (May 1, 1995)
The Oedipus Complex in Modern Day Times, by James Hetfield (May 1, 1995)
Behind the Mask, by The Stranger (May 1, 1995)
HOE-Date #4, by the HOE (May 1, 1995)
The Cerished Illusion, by Dead Cheese (June 16, 1995)
I'm a Chick, you Obviously Want Me, by Crank (June 16, 1995)
Children of the Tube, by Neko and an Anonymous Wigger (June 16, 1995)
Thou Shall Not Think, by Thalassocracy (June 16, 1995)
Cries of Night, by The Stranger (June 16, 1995)
Essays from my Childhood, by Pip the Angry Youth (June 16, 1995)
Me Too!!! by Mogel (June 16, 1995)
The Magical Penis, by Lucky (June 16, 1995)
Politics, Freedom, and the Human Spirit, by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (May 5, 1995)
Connecting to HOE.ORG.... (July 25, 1995)
The Death of Our Scene, by Pip The Angry Youth
My Nipples Are Erect For You!, by Hardcore
Collected Suicide Letters, by Metal Chick
Girls Are Dumb, by Metal Chick
Midnight Munchies, Valium, Take a Shower You Dirty Fuck, by Styx
Long-sleeve Shirts, by Kaia's friend Drew
The Intertwining Worlds of The Dumb and The Ugly, by Pixy
The Computer Underground Lovechart, by Goldy the Pimp from Pamona
The Rise of The Mogels, Part One, by Eerie
How to Hack NASA with AOL, by Jubjub
A Dialogue on Love, by Jamesy & Murmur
The Rise of The Mogels, Part Two, by Nybar
Militia Entrance Exam, by IM2K
Who the Fuck is This Jesus Christ Guy?, by Creep
The Boy Who Seeks Happiness Meets Darkthrone, by Murmur
The Dangerous Streets of NYC, by Eerie
An Interview with Mogel, by Jamesy
So Much to Live for, So Much to Die for, Right?, by Kheldar
Rise of The Mogels, Part Three, by Mercuri
How to Get Chicks: The FAQ!, by Swiss Pope
An ASCII Portrait of Antihero, by Morpheus
Short Story (Code Number ORANGE), by Murmur
hey i'm in the chinese channel, by Styx
Rise of The Mogels, Part Four, by Murmur
The Fun I had with a Crazy, Old Vietnamese Lady, by Muze
Christ Demands More Money, by The Onion
How to Kill Your Roommate and Frame Her Fat Friends, by Muze
Reality and Fantasy: An Indepth Analysis, by Nybar
It's All A Facade, by Pagenwait
Killing Time On A Sunday Afternoon, by Legion
A Womans's Guide to Geeky Guys, by Lonewolf
Are You Calling Me A Liar?, by Trilobyte
Carmex Rocks My World, by MoonBagel
Here's The Story of A Cat Named Buddy, by Trip
Eaten Alive by A Faulty Ball Bearing Cooling Fan, by Skinhorse
A Call-Us & Damnit! Adventure, by Whoops
Thoughts And Deja Vu, by Gaurdian
Slit and Slot; No, Just Coffee, Thanks, by Styx
Fear and Loathing in The Suburban Midwest, by MoonBagel
Missing The Boat, by Kraftwerk
THE... BITCH.... QUEEN... IS DEAD!!!, by Nybar
Why Are They Eating This? -- Quarex & RottenZ
Emoticons Explained, by Swiss Pope
yellow.american.cheese.gz, by Ilsundal
FUCK THE BROKEN DITTO MACHINE, by Quarex
Notes From My Freshman Year, by MoonBagel
Can I Be A Barber, Mom?, by Jook
The Spirit of Giving, by PezMonkey
Why Can't I Be A Crack Baby?, by Backwash
The Hanson Scourge, by DeusVitae
The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig, by File13
Dwindle Dwindle Dwindle, by Cstone
Barbeque, I Don't Like You, by Phorce
A Horrible Imitation of Henry Miller, by Skinhorse
What's Your New Year's Resolution? Huh?, by FyFy
The Storys of Le and Kurt, by Aster
The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt, by Aster
Why Drugs Are Queer, by Kraftwerk
A Super Cool Way to Kill Yourself, by Sighrik
Homosexuality Unleashed, by Ilsundal
MatCat Explains Christianity, by Antihero
The 815 Bust Revisted, by Neko
The Lady with Red Hair, by Aster
MatCat Goes Hacking, by Antihero
The Netsplit Heard 'Round The World, by Kraftwerk
POETRY EXPLOSTION!, by Various Artists
Cancerman vs. Clinton, by GrayWolf
Big, Scary, Jungle Snake, by MoonBagel
Ode to Yak Boy, by Captain Bovine
HYPE eZine -- Issue 1, by Craig Martin
An Interview with Aster, by Mogel
Go to a Real Strip Club!, by Muze
HYPE eZine -- Special Edition, by Craig Martin
Social Darwinism Never Sounded So Good, by RM
Let Me Out of My Cellar, by Gangsta Spanksta
The Poem Of Orality, by Alternative Rocks
Two Short Stories, by ANdz0oey
Why Valentine's Day Sucks, by Muze
Alfheim Fuzes with Tlorah, by Ilsundal & Rattle
BioWar: Not Just a Novel Idea, by Tom Adam
bOO- Teaches Me Finnish, by Mogel
The Never-ending Story of Norman, a Guy Who Hates Fishing..., by RM
I Believe in God, by Captain Bovine
Afterschool Specials: Lost on The Cutting Room Floor, by Whoops
The Day Armaggedon Began, by Alternative Rocks
The Inaccessible Woman, by Mooer
A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society, by PezMonkey
Collect Call of Cthulhu, by Ken-ohki
The Last Man On Earth, by Puck
I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy, by Styx
The Way The Flying Pencils Made it Into..., by Ilsundal
Translating for The Army in Deutschland, by Teerts
Harrey Carrey's a Drunk, But We Still Love 'em, by Jook
My Life Is Shit Becud Why Dee, by FishLipper
LIKE A GOURMET CHOLESTEROL FREE BREADSTICK, by Kaia
Grumble. Grumble., by Scott S.
Colfax, Colfax - I love thee, by Jook
Penis Plural Is NOT Penii, by PezMonkey
Sort of Just Filler, by Guardian
Natural Selection By Equality, by AltRocks
You butt-poking anal baby, by Styx
The Gingerbread Man, by File13
Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85%..., by AltRocks
A Crackpot Mathematician Analyzes The Fifth..., by Swiss Pope
Return To BBS Greatness, by Nybar
Serious Art A La T.S. Eliot, by Zaff & Soybean
Hello, This Submission Is So Bad It's Funny, by Northstar
Being Accepted In Public, by Chris Cox
Why I Won't Be At Graduation, by Cyn
HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!, by Ziego Vuantar
How To Maintain the Mr. Sensitive Persona with..., by Trilobyte
Bruce Corey's 15 Minutes of Fame, by Fenris J. Sunswallower
Undulating Mr. Lizard, by Trilobyte
The Coming of the Lord, by Cyn
An Interview with Ben Ohmart, by Mogel
Flip The 'Off' Switch, by Charlie
6 Things That Are Always Funny, by Mogel
An Epilogue to Wargames, by Neko
Librarian Phone Sex, by Mutter
Mel The He/she Girl Slug, by Aster
Should You Date The Devil?, by Anjee
Public Transportation, by AnonGirl
Participles Are Perceptions, too, by Cstone
Sponsor an IRC Asshole, by Teerts
Sellin' Smack On Da Street Ain't No Treat..., by Snaf00
Things To Do with a Brick, by Ramsey String
Political Science?, by Altrocks
The Benefits of Higher Education, by Teerts
Earl: The Flightless Balloon, by Aster
Mother Goose is a Pervert, by Anjee
I Need an Inexpensive Computer, by Anonymous
New Teenage Girl Magazine: Girl Vibe, by Quarex
Pictures of Our Genitalia, by Rush2 & Xgirl
The Basics of Brother Torture, by Inner Logic
POETRY EXPLOSION 2!, by Various Artists
Meet The Writers, by The HOE Staff
The BIG-ASS Story, by Various Artists
Christian Science, by Ramsey String
Harlan Ellison Responds..., by Squinky
Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter, by Trilobyte
The Short-lived Diary of William Ernest Nuremberg..., by Kreid
A History of Shame, by Squinky
Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!, by Teerts
Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow, by Anjee
Girls, Girls, Girls, by AnonGirl
A Cheer Medium Pace, by LilNilHil
Veggie Burger Eatin' Hippie Reject, by Phairgirl
In The Beginning..., by AnonGirl
HOE Supports Teleconferences, by Tasha
Twenty Ways to Deal With Being Dumped, by Cyn
Girls That Write Text Files Know Everything About Love, by Mogel
How to Make Top Ten Lists, by Avenger
Bums and the Everlasting Search for God, by The Jester
Why I Don't Eat Fondue, by Meenk
Jesus In Your Cereal, by Ashtray Heart
The Crap I Write, by PezMonkey
Better Living Through Chemistry?, by Kreid
A LOT OF BAD THINGS I'VE DONE, by Squinky
IRC Must Die, by Ashtray Heart
Going Out For Drinks, by Swiss Pope
Anal Retentive People Are Fun!, by Muze
Drugs are bad, mmMM kay?, by TPP
Learn About Pagenwait!, by Pagenwait
It Was Unmistakably Human, by Darwin
I Want To Fuck A Midget, by Ashtray Heart
Selected Witty Retorts For Completely Desperate Idiots, by Mogel
Christian Conspiracy, by Anjee
A Bunch of Little Notes I Wrote to Myself, by Kreid
The Origin of Euphoria, by AnonGirl
People are Dumb and Stupid and Jerks..., by Squinky
It's a Conspiracy, by Mr. Sandman
Square Dancing with The Fucking Fatsos, by Ewheat
Bitchin' Text File, by Ramsey String
Reforming Your Tenets, by The Jester
The Jerry Springer Show, by Neko
From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: Darwin's Dilemma, by Anjee
Manic Depression, by Phairgirl
Wild Man Goes Hunting, by Apollo
I'm Complicated, Part 2, by LilNilHil
The True Meaning of Christmas, by Mutter
Death Notification, by Squinky
A Life More Ordinary, by Girl From Mars
What Really Happened at Christmas, by Avenger
Gerbil Feed Bomb, by Swamp Ratte'
Naked People (Are People, too), by Paganini
Internet Depression, by LilNilHil
Geeks With Big Dicks, by Darwin
Jesse's Self-destructive Methods, by The Jester
Unsatisfactory Behavior, by Cap'n Sparky
Teletype's First Lay, by Squinky
The Problem with Pooh, by Paganini
My Brother's Pockets, by Phairgirl
GUNS N' FUCKIN' ROSES, by Kreid
I Want My Fucking Anubi, by Avenger
I Thought Ignorance Was Supposed To Be Bliss, by Caitlin
Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls, by Vyrus
That Time I Tried to Conquer The World or Something, by LilNilHil
This History of Capitalism, by Ashtray Heart
Electrifying Discoveries On Alcohol, by Anjee
Is it Normal or Ugly?, by Daisy
plaZa auTomatIon, by Trilobyte
Phairgirl's Diary, by Phairgirl
HOE #395: House of the Rising Sun: Inssmouth, USA by Ken Ichigawa (December 28, 1998)
Macking Methods: A Rebuttal, by Quarex
Looking For A Handle?, by Various Artists
The HOE Rejects, by Various Artists
Intentional HOE Rejects, by The HOE Staff
Choose Your Own Adventure, by Various Artists
Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish), by Hardcore
Why I Am Changing My Handle, by Squinky/AIDS
1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse, by Caitlin
Another Statistic, by AltRocks
My Microwaveable Pillow, by Girl from Mars
Jacques Cousteau is An Alien and Still..., by Ashtray Heart
Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers, by Daisy
Business Practice, by Mistawho
The Day I Fucked That Hot Girl, by Caitlin
I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis, by Seaya
Picking Your Ass in Public, by Anjee
FuCkelibacy Soot Rant, by Miasma
The Rape and Murder of Katherine Genovese, by AIDS
The Story Of Want and Love, by Muze
RONCO PROPAGANDA, by RON POPEIL
A Day in The Life of a Gangster, by Belial
House and Home with Lynette Jennings, by AnonGirl
One Man, Standing At The Threshold, by Rantaslin
An Agnostic Tourettic Obsessive Compulsive..., by Soybean
The Glorious Fate of a Boy Who Failed in Life..., by Kreid
Illicit Substances and a Carefree Lifestyle, by Quarex
Le Rocke Hyperstructure, by Isaac
A Little Too Much About Me, by Meenk
The Insistence of Meaning, by Neko
Alcohol Discoveries On Electrifying, by M4D 3LF
Confetti On Your Head, by Mogel
Ignorant Guardian, by Trilobyte
K-R4D vs. Emoticons :), by Phairgirl & M4D 3LF
News Flash: Women Are Not Helpless, by Nitro-187
Legalize Suicide or Change!, by AltRocks
My Fucking Ex-Roommate, by Cyn
What I Did During My Winter Break, by Girl From Mars
My Brother's Friends, by AnonGirl
I Am Trying to be Clever, by Neko
Computers 'n Stuff, by M4D 3LF
The Bottle Rocket Gun -- A True Story, by Cap'n Sparky
The Futility of Education in America, Stupid., by The Jester
Drunken Nice Guy Misogyny, by Rantaslin & Teerts
Why Do I Date Closed-minded Pricks?, by Caitlin
Your Own Personalized Issue of HOE, by Mogel & Kaia
The Smartest Man Alive is Somewhere Out There..., by Kreid
Breaking Up For Christ, by Phairgirl
Urges of Sexual Gratification, by Miasma
Misery Takes a Victim, by Postal
Gefallen Von Der Anmut, by Meenk
Warez Requests, by The HOE Staff
The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure Himself, by Hardcore
When The Beast Met The Outhouse... and My Fear is Great, by AIDS
Teerts Luvs #ezines, by Teerts
Yesterday Was A Text File, by Styx
Bill Clinton is A Fascist Mass-murdering Hypocrite, by TPP
The Final Voyage of the Golden Unmutak, by Tan Adept
The Girl Who Never Cried Wolf, by Girl From Mars
Mother's Green Sweater, by Jook
Kermit The Frog Meets The World, by Reflecks
Exploring Yourself... Healthy?, by Postal
A Critical Essay on Shakespeare, by Kreid
Head Full of Garbage, by Mutter
I Fell in Love Today, by Quarex
In Search of BigDaddy, by Paganini
Hairdryer of Instant Karmic Justice, by Uberfizzgig
Realizations, Pre-dawn., by The Jester
How About A Nice Game Of Chess?, by Cap'n Sparky
Meet The Other Writers, by The HOE Staff
HOE: Representing Planet Earth, by The HOE Staff
A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma, by Art
Internet Dating Services, by AnonGirl
Addictive Personality, by Phairgirl
Live For Your Children, by Vyrus
Yesterday Was Hell... Today is Butter, by ZZi
Realistic Fabrication, by Trilobyte
No Regrets, I Never Asked to Be Born, by Meenk
My Beef with Phil Collins, by Ashtray Heart
Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well, by Kreid
LOL ROFLMAO LOL GOTCHA, by AnonGirl
Going To The Hotel, A Creative Piece, by Reflecks
How I Blamed The Female Logic on Something That Can..., by Anilos
Effective Fast-Food Training, by Phairgirl
After 5 Beers At The Amiga Convention, by Trilobyte
Memories with Pink-Floyd, by Ashtray Heart
Introducing ReasonToVive, by AnonGirl
Four Stories To Giggle Over, by Anilos
Viable Substitutions for Intelligence, by Caitlin
It's News to Us, by Uberfizzgig
Dreambath of Hallucinogens, by Tasha
So You Want To Be A Masked Vigilante, by Ashtray Heart
Too Young to Love, Not Old Enough to Marry, by Daisy
Bummer of a Dream, by Another Mike
Things That Annoy Me, by Anilos
When Yesterday Was Tomorrow, by AIDS
Why I'm Not an Angry Queer, by Cyn
Your Perfect Match (Ugol's Law), by Ashtray Heart
Why Sex is NOT Better Than Masturbation, by AltRocks
Dirk Diggler Can Eat My Ass Out, by Meenk
Nobody Loves a Dishwasher, by Unrelated
Instruction Manual for The Sexually Frustrated, by Reflecks
Just Another Friday, by AnonGirl
The Sweetest of Fruits, by Phairgirl
I Love a Man in Uniform, by Muze
My First C++ Program, by Seaya
Create Your Own Fun!, by Phairgirl
An Explanation Of One Of My More Inscrutable Works, by Ashtray Heart
The New Adventures of..., by Nybar
10 Things I Hate About Me, by AltRocks
How I Became Normal, by AnonGirl
Jessie and the Bunny, by Oregano
Do You Want Cheese With Your Whine?, by Granny
When Computers Go On Humanitarian Crusades, by Uberfizzgig
Why I'd Pity a Psychic, by Rhea
How Hardk0re Learned To Stop Worrying and Love, by Kaia
<darwin_> 'Can anybody tell me what's wrong?', by Tasha
FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!, by Uberfizzgig
Barbie's Untold Story, by AnonGirl
In Defense of Kinko's, by Ashtray Heart
Waiter, There's a Fly in My Primordial Soup, by Miasma
Yesterday I Saw True Vanity, by ZZi
Love's Labour's Lost, by Darwin
DNA, The Perfect Template for a Metaphor, by Anilos
He Needed Inner Healing, and NRMLGRL Knew It, by Kaia
Styx Debunks Marijuana Myths, by Styx
IRC is Better Than Stand Up Comedians, by Granny
Satire On The Truth About Men, by Effy
Possibly Proverbial Parables, Volume One, by Trilobyte
My Nomination for 'Greatest Eccentric of the..., by Ashtray Heart
Gang Bang Business Trip, by Jamesy
A Personal Rekolektion & HIStory of TELETYPE, by AIDS
The Secret History of Teletype, by AIDS
My Very First HOE Article by RottenZ, by RottenZ
The Night I Killed Eilien, by Oregano
Think For Ourselves? What Kind of Concept is That?, by Rhea
Mean Jimmy Gets Drunk, by Ashtray Heart
My Favorite Letter of The Alphabet, by Kreid
Three Stories for Children of All Ages, by Phairgirl
Words That Rhyme With Shed, by Ashtray Heart
The Girl From Mars' Superhero Story, by Girl From Mars
When All Else Fails, by AnonGirl
Driving to The Pacific and Jumping In, by Tasha
Little Dolls With BIG GUNS, by Beretta Ruger
Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment Isn't: A Realization..., by Anjee
Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2, by Anilos
My Second Hoe Article by RottenZ, by RottenZ
How to Win a Guess-Your-Age Contest, by Seaya
When Jamesy Met Caity, by Caitlin
The Smart, the Wooden, and the Ugly, by Kniht & Uberfizzgig
Why I Refuse to Believe in God, by Cyn
The Picnic Channel, by Oregano
Why I'm Not Cheering For Gonzaga, by Anilos
Help for Those in Need, by Twister
A Personal Tribute To A Man Named Hasslehoff, by Paganini
Music Is Evil!!!!, by AltRocks
Apocalyptica Plays Metallica -- Four Cellos, by Phairgirl
Marilyn Manson, Friends, and Ex-Girlfriends, by Unrelated
What I Know About Shawn Mullins, by Daisy
Boy, Everything Sure is Zany, by Phairgirl
ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, by Ziego Vuantar
Janet Reno Does Washington, by Lapse
Memories Fuck Up My Shit, by Quarex
The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 1, by Aster
I Forgot What I Was Going to Write About..., by Phairgirl
Kreid's 315,601st Textfile, by Kreid
Gnosis, Second Installment, by Kreid
Ten Reasons Why I am Single, by Juliet
THE OLD ONES DEMAND COMPENSATION, by AIDS
The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 2, by Aster
The Ill-begotten, Psuedo-ethics of Semi-janitorial Work, by Hypomonk
A Plane Ticket For Yuri, by Trilobyte
The Sea Witch, aka The Seventh Son of Seventh Son, by Ashtray Heart
Ode to My High School Friends, by Effy
The Effects of Alcohol and Drugs on Driving Ability, by Jubjub
AN OPEN LETTER TO SCOTT ZIBBLE, by RottenZ
An Open Letter To HOE, by AIDS
The Death Of Mogel, by Oregano
Retards Look Like Sea Cows, by Effy
DIAPER BABY MALE WANT WOMEN TO HUMILIATE HIM, by Ashtray Heart
Fifty-Nine Different Ways To Say Vagina, by Styx
I've Never Met Elmo, by Reflecks
The Only Time I Got Action, by XxX_Droo7
When I Grow Up, I Want To Write For HOE, by Juliet
I Tricked Some Fat Kid Today, by RottenZ
Story of the Lost Cluster, by Anjee
Those Darn V-1 Rockets, by AnonGirl
Oh Boo Hoo! Poor Me!, by RottenZ
Drink The Pepsi, Luke, by Jammer 427
I Step In Shit and Sleep On The Floor, by RMW
I Don't Shoot Heroin, by Caitlin
A Real Fun Test! Yes!, by Reflecks
My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit, by Mr A Jim
Russian Women Through The Ages, by Jook
The Voice Of My Conscience, by Ashtray Heart
The Importance Of Friendship, by Angel Dust
A Complete Repudiation, by AIDS
Manuel's Good Night, by Trilobyte
A Black Snake in the Spring, by Rhea
Superhero Origins, by Uberfizzgig
A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME, by AIDS
The Trenchcoat Mafia and Me, by Neko
I Love A Charade, by Grlfrmars
A Tourist Guide to Dubuque, Iowa, by Phairgirl
I Know You're A Girl And All, But..., by AnonGirl
If It's Bikini Kill, It Must Be Friday, by Shana
Noppa Gets Us Laid: An Exploration in Stupidity, by Various Artists
GNOSIS: THIRD INSTALLMENT, by Kreid
The Biggest, Largest, Most Exciting Heist... (Part One), by Nybar
walden's life story., by The Jester
Uno International, by Rhea & OzAdrian
Teenagers, Nazis, and the French, by Big Daddy Bill
Bittersweet Memories of Childhood, by Lapse
Computer's Internet, by Interjen
The #2600 Experience, Featuring SkYFLuXX, by Cstone
Dr. Seuss, What A Pervert!, by Six
Onion Rings Get No Respect!, by Clyde
Less Is More, Whatever!, by Kernel Bob
I Think Your Problems Are Very Trite., by LilNilHil
Change Isn't Always Good, by Anilos
InfoSeek Says I'm Balding, by Phairgirl
The Final Class Project, by Oregano
Spies, Restaurants, and Laura's Mercedes, by Big Daddy Bill
Chapter 2: The Gathering Storm, by Nybar
Her Russian Life (The True One), by Mr A Jim
Hitch-hiker Buddy, by JAMMER427
Long Night, No Sleep Part 679, by Neko
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi, by HOE E'ZINE
Gramma McKee's Special Penis Advice, by McBoo
Getting All Towed-Up, by Big Daddy Bill
Oh, Sweet Love and Pain, by Laja Ajna
Chapter 3: The Wrath Of Gods, by Nybar
Ask Clyde, The Second Coming, by Clyde
If Lish Were More Like Smoove B, by Crank
Chapter 4: Nybar's Dilemma, by Nybar
The Lesser Creatures (and World Domination), by Paganini
The Head Game That Went Bad And Turned Out Better, by XxX_Droo7
What About Mine?, by Viledandy
Foreign Animals Talk Funny, by Six
True Stories from IThinkICon, by Various Artists
A Love Letter To GrlFrMars, Part Two, by AIDS
Clouds, Picnics, and Colors, by Mogel
Clouds, Picnics, and Colors, by Aster
My Babble File, by Hooker's Ghost
Chapter Five: Rememberances Of A Mogel, by Nybar
It's Not The School's Fault, by Big Daddy Bill
BREATHE OUT. NOW, by Ashtray Heart
Some Really Easy Ways To Get Free Sex, by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
ITIC Review Came Too Late, by Seaya
Attack of the Mad Cow, by Effy
Something Stupid, by iNSaNE_GuRL
I'm Amazingly Horny Right Now, by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
Digestion Awesome Do About, by Mr_A_Jim
Part Six: Rumble At The River, by Nybar
Grade 8 Memory, In One Act, by AnonGirl
Kid Cuisine Memories, by The Golden Boognish
Cookie Land, by Aster & Caitlin
Part 7: The NATURE of the Heist, by Nybar
May and the Past, by Viledandy
Journal Spewings, by GrlFrMars
Reason Number 92347 Why Never To Drive A Thousand..." -- Phairgirl
Important Reminder, by Y-WiNDoZE
The Best Thing Since Plato's Academy, by AIDS
HuNNiE's HoT spOt, by Laja Ajna
Gavin and Nigel=Masterminds, by The Golden Boognish
Part 8: The TRUE Nature of the Heist, by Nybar
I Already Know What My Illegitimate Child Will be..., by Jammer 427
My Philosophical Quest For True..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
Little Johnny Does A Heist, by Big Daddy Bill
I Don't Have Big Hair, Dammit, by Six
Hoe Dream, by AnonGirl & Miasma
I'm Going To Brush My Tooth, I Mean It This..., by Cannibal Butterfly
The Animix Project, by Dennis Courtney & Basehead
The Peoria Beer Project, by Neko
The Wise, Old Flower (Part 1), by Mogel & Aster
Part 9--2 Stories, Part 1, by Nybar
The Advice Letter Project, by The HOE Staff
The Golden Unmutak's Inception, by TanAdept
Daddy's Grammar Princess Goes Down The Drain, by Cannibal Butterfly
The Random Thoughts of a Confused Druggie, by Angeldust
The Idiot Game, by Mogel & Nybar
Myself, I Never Knew, by Crack Genie
The Five Worst Songs of ALL TIME, by Phairgirl
Life Is What You Make It, by Sue
Proton Packs, by The Golden Boognish
The World Of Fact! The World Of Fiction!, by Jame
Mr. Orange Gleason's Trip To the Fair, by JAMMER427
The Wise, Old Flower (Part 2), by Mogel & Aster
I Wasted 2 Hours Reading Early cDc..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
Data's Decision and the Decadence of the Modern..., by Rhea
Zebra II, by The Golden Boognish
The Most/Least Fuckable Cartoon Characters, by Hardcore
The Second Time I Got Action? Pfft. The 8000th Time..., by XxX_Droo7
The Ballad Of Teletype, by AIDS
Everything Reminds Me Of Cheese, by Effy
Cousin Fuckers, by The Golden Boognish
Pornographic Midget Tossing - PAP SMEAR 3:16, by Six
A Short Lesson In Applied Calculus, by Ior
Big Daddy Bill's Official Press Release, by Big Daddy Bill
AnonGirl's Academic Career, by AnonGirl's Teachers
I Do Not Actually Hate Women, But I Will Pretend To, by Quarex
ROTTWEILER the STORY!, by Lapse
This Text File Will Seriously Change..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III
Chapter 1: Cobra Triangle, by Neko
Hacking a Nine Volt, by Reflecks
Britney's Breasts Are Real, by Trilobyte
A Famous Saying, by The Golden Boognish
HOE NON-SEQUITURS 12 & 35, by AIDS
El Pulpo Esta Escritando con Ocho Boligrafos, by Uberfizzgig
A Year In The Making Of A Waiting World, by Basehead
The Insanity Of A God, by Nybar
I Secretly Love Quarex, by Clyde
The No Fuck Day: An Exercise In Futility, by Teerts & Woodstok
A Testament of Attitude, by Big Daddy Bill
3 Times The Recommended Dose of NyQuil, by Six
Mr. Frog Is Happy, by Reflecks
THE MAGICAL, MYSTICAL ART OF confabulation, by AIDS
How To Properly Judge Music: A Rebuttal To Phairgirl, by Quarex
A Pointless Story Which Protests Other..., by Tasha & Nybar
Please Just Leave Me Alone And Let Me Go Insane, by Hermy
the death of ibbs.com, by The Jester
I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself, by Quarex
An Old Dog, Buried At Sea, by Basehead
I'm Mad About Style And Saffron, Because It's So..., by Jammer427
AltRocks' Mournful Love Serenade6, by AltRocks
Info Commercials Are The Devil, by Cannibal Butterfly
HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED., by Laja Ajna
I Am Laughing At You: An Angsty Rant, by Anjee
The New Clique, by Ugliness Man
I Am Becoming A Teenybopper, Please Shoot Me Now, by Hermy
The Quarex Commandments, by Quarex
Blah Blah De Fucking Blah, by Phairgirl
The Scooby Doo Conspiracy, by Hypomonk
Clyde Teaches You Assholes A Lesson, by Clyde
Post-Erotic Madness Exemplified, Part 3, by Nybar
NIN: The Fragile, by Unrelated
How Many People Understand Quantum Physics Anyway?, by Six
Really Bad HOE Article, by Metalchic
Milk And Cookies. A Book., by Reflecks
A Love Letter to AIDS, by Phairgirl
LET'S MURDER THE MOONSHINE, by AIDS
Bread: Some Shocking Facts, by Angeldust
An Absolute Proof of the Existence of Cause an Effect, by Kreid
The Biography of Clippit, by Mogel
Meditations On a Schoolgirl Crush, by Rhea
The Random Nybarius Internet Compendium, Vol I, by Nybar
The Legend of The Blue Ring, by Aster
Champaign Revisited, by Oregano
October Rust And Why My Life Sux, by Misfit
Response to Phairgirl's Love Letter, by AIDS
IRC Freestyling Session #1, by Nybar
Activated Charcoal, by Tocoblock
Two Large Mochas and a Slice of Tiramisu, by Meeyoww
Headache Induced Thoughts, by LatinMan
The Hardknock Life of a Teen on IRC, by Que
Girls Kick Ass, Mine Anyways, by Weirdfreak
A Simply Pink Dress, and Other Things, by Rhea
There Had To Be A Computer Game For The '90s, by Eerie
400 Lyrical Blows--A Survey of Undergroundhiphop.Com, by Nybar
Q-tips Are Preventing Human Evolution!, by Clyde
Won't You Be My Shitty-Ass Neighbor?, by Basehead
If I Could Have Lunch With Any Famous Person..., by Ashtray Heart
Being True to Yourself, by LatinMan
The HOE c0de Issue, by Various Artists
Revival In My Panties!, by Cannibal Butterfly
Unwanted Knowledge, by Angeldust
Choosing Where To Sit In Class, by Mogel
Re-Writing HOE Rejects, by Various Artists
JrzDevil Angrily Mistakes Quarex for a Woman, by Quarex
The Facts About HOE #937, by Nyarlathotep
A Discussion with Swiss Pope, by Big Daddy Bill
The Chapstick Chapter of My Life, by Jane & Metalchic
Alan Ginsberg and The Shawshank Redemption, by Six
Spot's Big Adventure, by Captain Bovine
Great, Now I'm A Dirt Hippie, by Phairgirl
Fucked With Being Fucked: The HOE Manifesto, by Black*Ruined
The Thingieness of Things, by Mogel
DAY TRIPPING WITH THE LORD DUNSANY, by AIDS
Frequently Asked Questions, by Mogel
The KITTY TEASE Owner's Manual, by AIDS
New Jersey Is Out Of Control And Must Be Destroyed, by Mogel
What I Know About Syd Barrett, by AIDS
Transformers Fan Fiction #1, by AIDS
The Advantages of Actually Listening to People, by Mogel
#ASCII OUTSIDER ART MANIFESTO, by AIDS
What Is Really Wrong With The World, by Spare
J Paws and the Sad, by Uberfizzgig
Large Bowl of Cereal with a Side Order of Morals, by LatinMan
My Long-term Dependency, by Big Daddy Bill
A Model Citizen's Viewpoint, by Basehead
An Open Letter To Anyone I've Ever Known, by Phairgirl
Beans and Franks, by Cannibal Butterfly
Coming Attractions, by Mr A Jim
A Day in the Life of LeetNLow, by Meeyoww
Your Call Is Important To Us, by The Prophet
BUREAUCRACY AT ITS BEST, by Quarex
I Am So Excited To Write This, by Kreid
Falling Down Falling, by RottenZ
I've Got No Strings, by Cannibal Butterfly
I Need A Peck In The Head From A Bird That Is Dead, by Phairgirl
THE GRILL STAFF MOCKS JERSEY DEVIL, by THE GRILL STAFF
A Different Kind of Man, by Anodyne
See Rehajbnahk Stride, by Kreid
Public Transportation Revisited, by AnonGirl
Things Better Left Unsaid, by Zaff
Open Letter To Gotahoe.com!, by Clyde
Stalker Chicks of the 1960s, by AnonGirl
And Thus She Survives, by Anodyne
Everything, Simplified, by Miasma
M&M Conspiracy Theory, by JoJo, The Indian Circus Boy
Why 2K? A Misanthropic Editorial, by Meenk
The Penultimate Lamentation, by Quarex
The Return of Warez, by Various Artists
Changing Gears, by Mogel, Meenk, & AIDS
Christmas in Alabama, by Christopher Crowe
An Interview with Bad Kitty, by Caitlin
Ask Clyde, Version 4.0!, by Clyde
HOE #1010: Loves Part II by Trilobyte (January 22, 2000)
How To Make An Atomic Bomb" by AltRocketz
Oldschool Christmas Anarchy" by Sir Oregano The Hacker
Break, Smash, Destroy" by The Shadowy Unrelated Night Stalker
HOW TO FUCK UP SOME SHiT AND GET HiGH AS SHiT..." by Killer Kreid
Batch Phile Anarchy" by Bothersome Basehead
How To Get Back At Your Rivals" by Nybarius, Lethal Ninja
Anarchy: A Submissive's Nightmare" by Meenk
Phun with Shit" by Da Master Mogel
CRAZY RUSSIAN ANARCHIST" by G. Sanchez
The Darkest Place in the Largness of the Huge Great Big..., by Aster
THE ALL SLANDER LAWSUIT ISSUE, by AIDS
We'll Always Have Paris, by Rhea
MY FURST COLORING (in) book, by Lexus Prime
Lucid Dreaming is Hard, by Mr A Jim
The Official Kraft Scene Sexchart, by Kraft
Fish; And The Near Imminent Death of The Fourth One, by Liberty
I HOPE THIS FILE OFFENDS YOU, by Quarex
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest Part II, by LatinMan
Another Profitable Life Experience, by Kreid
Flamers Fight with Force, by pl0nk
Sodomy and Macrame: A Dynamic Duo, by Krnl
Big Bad #1, by Various Artists
HOE #1051: Humble Request by Y-Windoze (April 7, 2000)
HOE #1052: Grandma's House by Kreid (April 7, 2000)
HOE #1053: Everything I Need to Know, I Learned Playing Solitaire by Ari McKee (April 7, 2000)
HOE #1054: Dawson's Creek 2005: The Director's Cut by pl0nk (April 7, 2000)
LatinMan's Guide to Getting Chickas, by LatinMan (Aptil 7, 2000)
A Tale of Two Shitheads, by Caitlin (April 7, 2000)
Filk Fun #1 by DECwolf (April 7, 2000)
Hehehe y sk8rs r cute, by Ninr0x (April 7, 2000)
Don't Step on Stumpy, by Puce (April 7, 2000)
Strike the Surface, by Jam Master (April 7, 2000)
Joey The Teenage Menstrual Blood Vampire by Insert Wu Name Here (April 18, 2000)
Bloody Rag, by Kreid (April 18, 2000)
Fetch the Bone, by Meenk (April 18, 2000)
Camp Chronicles, Vol. 1 by LatinMan (April 18, 2000)
A Story About A Boy And His Dog by Krnl (April 18, 2000)
About Bitches, by Y-WiNDoZE (May 1, 2000)
How to Become a Media Whore in Less Than 24 Hours by tamd (May 1, 2000)
Emily Bleached Her Hair by Kreid (May 1, 2000)
Frank E. Lee's Guide to ANSI CODES with THE JEDI MIND FORCE by Frank E. Lee (May 1, 2000)
History and Dem Black Boots by Rhea (May 1, 2000)
Dynamo Warez, by Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (May 15, 2000)
The Day They Shot Big Spender by Dinkee (May 15, 2000)
My Alligator Dancing Shoes by Rhea (May 15, 2000)
The Story of The Alice and The Needle by Caitlin (May 15, 2000)
The Island by Kreid (May 15, 2000)
Index File for the HoE #91-#660 (Source for those entries in this directory)
An Index of the "New" HOE Issues by Hoe (HOE Issues #91 - #1050)