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+-------------------------------------+ ! ! ! TERMINAL PANIC ! ! ! ! OR ! ! ! !WHY DIDN'T I BECOME AN ENGLISH MAJOR! ! ! ! CREATED BY ! ! ! SUSAN CRAWSHAW ! ! ! ! TYPED BY ! ! ! ! DOLPH OF XANTH ! ! ! +-------------------------------------+ COBOL, ASSEMBELER, JCL, THOSE IBM GUYS BELONG IN HELL. TO THE COMPILER, MY JOB I DID SEND, ONLY TO GET A SOC-7 ABEND. BURIED SOMEWHERE IN MILES OF CODE, A TINY BUG HAS MADE HIS HOME. AND SINCE MY MODULES AREN'T BLACK BOXES, I KICK AND SCREAM, BECOME OBNOXIOUS. "YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, MR. DLITCH!" A TRACE SHOULD NAIL THAT SON OF A BITCH. OR, PERHAPS A DUMMY DUMP, IS WHAT I NEED TO FIND THE CHUMP. BUT READING THAT WOULD BE NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE, FORGOT, I CAN'T SPEAK HEXADECIMAL. THIS PROGRAM'S DUE IN TWENTY MINUTES, AT THIS RATE I'LL NEVER FINISH. DEADLINES APROACHING MUCH TOO FAST... I KNOW - I'LL BLAME A SYSTEMS CRASH! +-------------------------------------+ ! CALL THESE BOARDS ! ! ! ! (312) 528-5020 RIPCO INTERNATIONAL ! ! (312) 774-2035 GREEK INN ! ! (312) 529-6779 THE LOST CAVERNS ! ! (312) 338-6100 GENERAL MODEM(DD) ! ! (312) 284-6124 ASCII CONNECTION ! +-------------------------------------+