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Yes, here are the ways that you can spot a computer geek without any problem. They are usually between the ages of 10 and 14, have Atari or Commodore vic-20 or C-64 computers and May even run an Atari or C-64 Board. CAN HARDLY WAIT TO GET CENTIPEDE II, WHICH YOU AND I KNOW WILL NEVER COME OUT. LOVE TO LEECH NEW WAREZZ FROM THE LOCAL NET WORKS AROUND INHABIT THE DIAL-YOUR- MATCH BOARDS THINKING THEY WILL SOME- DAY FIND THE RIGHT WOMAN/MAN/CREATURE IN THEIR LIFE. LIKE TO GET THEIR THRILLS OFF OF STRIP POKER AND STRIP POKER II EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT PART OF THE BODY IS WHAT. LIKE TO LOG ON A BOARD AND TRY TO CRASH IT OVER AND OVER, EVEN THOUGH THEY GAVE THEIR REAL NAME AND PHONE NUMBER TO THE . WILL POST, "I'M GOING TO CRASH YOUR BOARD!", WHEN THEY ARE USING THEIR REAL NAMES. WOULD NEVER DELETE THEIR COPY OF CENTIPEDE JUST IN CASE ANOTHER ONE NEEDS A COPY. : ' GAMES LIST INCLUDES AC AN (ONE OF THEIR BEST) RESCUE RAIDERS, AND DONKEY KONG. WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO BUY A SCOTT ADAMS ADVENTURE AT HALF PRICE. : RESPECT AND WOULD NEVER PIRATE ANYTHING FROM SCOTT ADAMS. DON'T LIKE LOWER CASE BECAUSE IT'S TOO SMALL TO READ. : PUPILS ARE KNOWN TO HAVE SHRUNK TO 1/8TH THE NORMAL SIZE. WILL TAKE AND PRINTOUT THIS FILE HUNDREDS OF TIMES AND GIVE IT TO THEIR FRIENDS. : GOVERN THEIR LIVES BY TEXT-FILES. : WILL CAPUTRE ALL THE FEATURES IN A AND THEN THEM THINKING THEY ARE NEW GAME SOFTWARE. HAVE SOUPED UP THEIR MODEMS SO THEY CAN GO 300 . : KNOW THE EXACT TIME IT TAKES TO TRANSFER A FILE AT 300 . PRAISE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM AND ADMIRE PEOPLE WHO GIVE IT TO THEM. THINK THAT A 3 SECTOR FILE ON CRACKING WILL SHOW THEM HOW TO BE A PRO. ARE USUALLY INORMANTS OF , PRINT, ELL -&. HAVE MEMORIZED ALL THE LINES IN STAURDAY NIGHT FEVER AND ARE WAITING FOR PART 3. DON'T KNOW THAT THE DOOBIE BROTHERS BROKE UP, AND THEREFORE DON'T LIKE THEM. ARE IN LOVE WITH THE BEE- GEE'S. : THINK DISCO IS NOT DEAD AND THAT IT WILL MAKE A COMEBACK IN THE LATE 2000'S. GO TO THE POINTER SISTERS CONCERT : ARE AVID FANS OF THE OGER ITICER ILM ESTIVAL. THINK COMMUNISM IS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. : THINK THAT THE "" IS A STATE. WATCH "REAL PEOPLE" SO THAT THEY CAN PICK UP TIPS ON HOW TO BE ONE. : , LIKE LOSERS, HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE EXCEPT FOT THAT OF THE LOCAL FIRE-HIDRENT. THINK 1200 HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET. THINK STANDS FOR IG ULGING CROTEMS. : THEREFORE LAUGH IF YOU MENTION THE WORD .