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____________________________________ /------------------------------------\ ! ! ! The Banana Peel and ! ! The Garbage Can ! ! ! ! P R E S E N T ! ! ! ! 50 EXTENDED USES FOR A DEAD RUBBER ! ! ! \____________________________________/ / \ ! Well, it's time we all learned ! ! how to be conservative with our ! ! every-day "things". Here is a ! ! text file that will teach you how ! ! to do just that! Well, that's all ! ! for now, I'll let you read the ! ! text file now. Later! ! \____________________________________/ =------------------------------------= ! ! ! #1[> A good old coinpurse. ! ! #2[> Grandma's doush bag. ! ! #3[> An infant's everyday shoes. ! ! #4[> Toungue warmer for FAGS. ! ! #5[> Doornob grip. ! ! #6[> Fingerpuppet for preschooler.! ! #7[> Disk drive cover. ! ! #8[> Trash bag for a midget. ! ! #9[> Baby-bottle nipple. ! !#10[> Museum exibit. ! !#11[> Playboy's nipple cover. ! !#12[> A muzzle for the dog. ! !#13[> Faggot chewing gum. ! !#14[> Slingshot. ! !#15[> Ear warmer. ! !#16[> K-mart brand wedding ring. ! !#17[> Table leg scuff protecter. ! !#18[> Finger trampoline. ! !#19[> Watch band. ! !#20[> Swatch-guard. ! !#21[> Teacher repellent. ! !#22[> Fly-paper. ! !#23[> Baby hat. ! !#24[> Garter belt. ! !#25[> Water weenie. ! !#26[> A full size Madonna shirt. ! !#27[> Dildo cover for carrot stick.! !#28[> Hamster's home. ! !#29[> Bird bath. ! !#30[> Light buld color changer. ! !#31[> 100% U.S RDA for FAGS. ! !#32[> Hookers proof-of-purchase. ! !#33[> Candle "stick" holder. ! !#34[> Straight jacket for Tatoo. ! !#35[> BJ protecter. ! !#36[> Mouse trap. ! !#37[> Pet play-toy. ! !#38[> Atari joystick. ! !#39[> Zip-Lock freezer bag. ! !#40[> Cobra-Commander mask. ! !#41[> Necklace charm. ! !#42[> Earing. ! !#43[> Headphone speaker protecter. ! !#44[> Colgate Pump(Comes out easy).! !#45[> Jock-strap. ! !#46[> Elbow or knee pad. ! !#47[> Tampax Tampon. ! !#48[> Disk jacket. ! !#49[> Pencil eraser. ! !#50[> Transformer. ! =------------------------------------= A presentation of the Brown Bag! Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open