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?                       It's All In The Numbers                           ?
?                          By:  Lou C Fer                                 ?
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?        Goodevening. I'm glad to see you found your way back to          ?
?   my humble home. Please do come in...before we start our               ?
?   conversation for the evening I'd like to send a special hello         ?
?   to my good friend Inez. You see Inez was concerned about her          ?
?   new phone number, her new exchange..seems she has the 666             ?
?   exchange. <EG> Inez...you should'nt be surprised, after all,          ?
?   once you start doing business with me...well....you have to           ?
?   expect these things... <EG>.                                          ?
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?        Numbers have played an important part in culture for a           ?
?   long, long time. From the far east to the far west. Numbers           ?
?   have held sacred & mystic meanings. Look at the number 3,             ?
?   among the Greeks, the dead and gods were invoked three times.         ?
?   Nine, which is a multiple of 3 was also considered a mystic           ?
?   number. The number 5 was also a significant number. 5 fingers         ?
?   on the hand; in China there are the 5 cannons of the                  ?
?   Confucian classics.                                                   ?
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?        3 is also always poping up in Chinese culture. In                ?
?   chinese art, the three friends of winter are the pine, bamboo         ?
?   and plum. They were the only plants that would display their          ?
?   colors against the snow, hence the symbols of consistancy.            ?
?   The 3 religions in China are Buddhism, Taoism and                     ?
?   Confucianism. Not to mention the bad luck of 3 on a match.            ?
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?        And who can deny the bad luck of the number 13...as far          ?
?   back as the biblical times. It seems that a fellow was the            ?
?   13th at a dinner...now what was his name...seems to have              ?
?   slipped my mind....                                                   ?
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?        Numbers are everywhere, it seems we can't get away from          ?
?   them. Infact we take them for granted. Try getting up in the          ?
?   morning without that annoying alarm blasting its time in your         ?
?   ear. Try to go through the day without looking at a clock or          ?
?   watch, Easy? Maybe. But then don't go to a store and buy              ?
?   something..or ride a bus or train. Don't even use the tv or           ?
?   radio..and for heaven's sake (Did I say that?!?!?!??<EG>)             ?
?   don't use the phone!                                                  ?
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?        And as for the significance of the number 666...well, we         ?
?   will leave that for another night....ok Inez?? <EG>                   ?
?   GoodNight..and...pleasant dreams.                                     ?
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