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- File Description: Girlspeak To English Dictionary*
>>> She says English
>>> --------- -------
>>> You want You want
>>> We need I want
>>> It's your decision The correct decision should be
>>> obvious by now
>>> Do what you want You'll pay for this later
>>> We need to talk I need to complain
>>> Sure...go ahead I don't want you to.
>>> I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
>>> You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat
>>> a lot.
>>> You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think
>>> about?
>>> I'm not emotional! And I'm not I'm on my period.
>>> overreacting!
>>>
>>> Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.
>>> This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house.
>>> I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture,
>>> wallpaper...
>>> Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there!
>>> I heard a noise I noticed you were almost
>>> asleep.
>>> Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something
>>> expensive.
>>> How much do you love me? I did something today you're
>>> really not going to
>>> like..
>>> I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a
>>> good game on T.V.
>>>
>>> Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
>>> You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
>>> Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.]
>>> Yes No
>>> No No
>>> Maybe No
>>> I'm sorry. You'll be sorry.
>>> Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd
>>> better get get used to it.AA
>>> I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I
>>> think this is important.
>>>
>>>
>>> In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
>>>
>>> The same old thing. Nothing.
>>> Nothing. Everything.
>>> Everything. My PMS is acting up.
>>> Nothing, really. It's just that you're such an
>>> asshole.
>>> I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up
>>> evidence against you.
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The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say:
10) I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9) While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Her tits are just too big.
6) Sometimes I just want to be held.
5) That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4) Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3) We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can
hold your purse.
2) Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1) I think we are lost, we better pull over ands ask for directions.
THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:
10) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being
friends.
9) Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that
way.
8) I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7) Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6) Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit
are just too cute.
5) This diamond is way too big!
4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3) Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2) Does this make my butt look too small?
1) I'm wrong, you must be right again.