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"How to identify gangmembers" (condensed from the Austin American Statesmen, News of the Weird) If ur kid/friend'sbeen missing for two years then all of a sudden shows up at the front door with a prison haircut..... The only thing your kid/friend wants for a birthday present is a new ski mask........ Whenever you go to the grocery store with your kid/friend teh clerk throws his hands in the air, dives under the counter and says, "Take the money; just leave me alone."...... You ask the neighbor why he's driving your car and he tells you your kid/friend sold it to him real cheap...... You find a suspicious looking corpse in your trunk..... For no apparent reason the rest of your family is lashed to the sofa........ Everywhere you go your kid/friend makes you walk in front as a decoy....... You find your kid/friend loading your refrigerator into the back of a u-haul..... Your kid/friend wants an uzi for Christmas just like all his other firends...... People keep calling you, looking for your kid/friend and calling him "Dr. Death"..... You are asked to start your kid/friends car for him in the morning before he'll get in..... You go into your kid's/friend's room and see 132 T.V. sets stacked in the corner.... You turn on the T.V. (that your kid/friend got for you really cheap) to watch America's Most Wanted, and there your child/friend is......