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| Words That Are Not Heard |
| On Public T.V. |
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| Written by George Carlin |
| Typed by MIDI Amin |
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This is a list of words that are not normally said on TV. George Carlin
started collecting them a few years ago, starting with:
Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cock-sucker
Mother-fucker Tits
Then adding:
Fart Turd Twat
As you will see, the list has grown quite a bit since then. Enjoy!
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Crap Balls Prick Asshole Jackoff
Jerkoff Scumbag Douchebag Hard-on Rod-on
Boner Stiff Piss hard Blueballs Nookie
Cooz Gash Slash Hole Slit
Snatch Box Beaver Pussy Bearded Clam
Chissom Cum Cream Juice Pecker
Pecker-head Pecker tracks Dick Dork Dong
Donnecker Wang Schlong Schwantz Pork
Crabs Ass Butt Hiney Tuckus
Bum Buns Cheek Screw Laid
Diddle Plow Hump Bang Poke
Patter Wham Knock up Bugger Brown
Jugs Bazooms Knockers Knobs Lungs
Balloons Dildo Joystick Hair pie Muff
Corn hole Rim job Blow job Sugarbowl pie Suck off
Give head Sit on my face Butt fuck Finger fuck Clap
Gleet 69 71 (which is 69 with two fingers up your ass)
Daisy chain Circle jerk Cock teaser Wet dream Cunt-struck
Pussy-whipped Short arm Tuna taco Group grope Bull dagger
Milking the chicken Gang bang Ball breaker Ball buster
Murkin Bananas and cream Up the old dirt road
Around the world Beat your meat Whack off Poontang
Flogging your dong Pounding your pud Dingleberries
Beating the bishop Milking the lizard Sit on it
Fudgepacker Fart face Old fart Farting around Fart sniffer
Ream Snake Raincoat Quickie Queer
Queen Putz Put out Push Beef injection
Dog style Pop your cookies Bust your nuts Knob
One-eyed monster Pocket pool Tail Piddle
Paddle the pickle One man band Snapper Notch
Rod Shaft Stick Piece of ass Goddamit
Pimp Hooker Punk Faggot Dike
Lezzie Box lunch Seafood Hand job Hammer
Hatch Head job Hot nuts Hum job Prong
Jelly roll Jerk the gerkin Lob Meat whistle Cheese
Scat fan Middle leg Whanking Bootie Love muscles
Snappin' pussy Bitch Bastard Clam Bite the brown
Goin' up mustard road Bone-on Bush Button
Cunt lapper Cherry Tools Dingus Quief
Quim Get off Joint Piece Stem
Root Crack Cooch Crud Eat me
Fuck you Up your ass Get laid Fuck off Piss off
Piss on you Stick it Stuff it Ram it Jam it
Cram it Horny Peter The one-eyed wonder worm
Piece of ass Little brown eyeball Golden showers Pound cake
Boy in the boat Brown eyes Brown nose Sloppy seconds Rod of love
Mongolian cluster fuck Copping a feel Copping a cherry
Copping a joint On the rag Flying the flag Riding the cotton pony
Dipping your wick Going down on Dry hump Fist fuck
Skin flute French job Furburger Nuts Hung
Get your rocks off Get in Get it up Ginch
Gobble Deezledike Rubber Shoot Sift
Wad Cocksman Tit fuck Tong Rough trade
Trick Weenie And... Yodeling in the gully
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