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SPANISH OBSCENETIES AND INSULTS DICTIONARY
By Midnight Sorrow
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MAJOR INSULTS:
Bodily Parts:
BOLLO (boe yoe) Pussy.
CHOCHA (choe chah) Same as Bollo, Crica.
COJONES (koe hoe nayz) Balls.
CRICA (kree kuh) Same as Bollo, Chocha.
CULO (koo loe) Ass.
HUEVOS (way voess) same as Cojones.
OJO DEL CULO (oho dell koo loe) Asshole.
PENDEJO (pen day hoe) Pubic Hair.
PINGA (peen guh) Small Dick.
PINGON (peen goan) Big Dick.
TETAS (tay tahs) Tits.
UN DOLOR DE PINGON (oon doe lorr day peen goan) Dickache.
VERGA (vair guh) Penis (Dick). Nicaraguan version of Pinga.
People:
HIJO DE PUTA (ee hoe day poo tuh) Son of a Bitch.
MARICON (mah ree kone) Faggot.
PUTA (poo tuh) Bitch, Whore.
General Curses:
CARAJO (kuh rah hoe) Hell, Damn.
CONO (co nyoh) Damn.
MIERDA (mee air duh) Shit.
SINGA (seen guh) Fuck.
SINGADO (seen gah roe) You're fucked.
Verbs:
SINGATE (seen guh tay) Fuck yourself.
MINOR INSULTS:
Adjectives:
ALTO (ahl toe) Tall
APESTOSO (ah pay stoe soe) Smelly
ASQUEROSA (ahs kay roe suh) Disgusting
BAJO (bah hoe) Short
BELLUDO (bay oo doe) Hairy
CALBO (kahl boe) Bald
CALOR (cah lore) Hot
CHIQUITO (chee kee toe) Smaller
CHIQUITICO (chee kee tee koe) Really tiny
DESCARADA (des kahr ah duh) Sly, Deceitful
ENFERMEDAD (ehn fair may dahd) Sick, diseased
ESTUPIDO (es too pee doe) Stupid
FEO (fay oe) Ugly
FLACO (flah koe) Thin
FRIO (free oe) Cold
GORDISIMO (gor dee see moe) Quite Fat
GORDO (gor doe) Fat
IGNORANTE (eeg norr ahn tay) Ignorant
INMADURO (een mah doo roe) Childish
MAL (mahl) Bad
MICROSCOPICO (mee kroe scoe pee koe) Microscopic
OBESO (oe bay soe) Obese
PELIGROSA (pell ee groe suh) Dangerous
PEQUENO (peh kayn yo) Small
PODRIDO (poe dree doe) Rotten
VIEJO (vee ay hoe) Old
Nouns:
ARTRITIS (ahr tree tis) Arthritis
BABOSA (bah boe suh) Slug, Worm, Slime
BERRUGA (bair oo guh) Wart
CALLO (cay oe) Callous
CUCARACHA (koo kuh rah chuh) Cockroach
CULEBRA (koo lay bruh) Snake
DOLORES DE IJADA (duh lorr aiz day ee hah duh) Menstrual Cramp
ELEFANTE (ell ay fahn tay) Elephant
ENFERMEDAD VENEREA (en fair may dahd vuh nair ee ah) Venereal Disease
GUSANO (goo sah noe) Worm
LEPRA (lay prah) Leprosy
LEPROSA (lay proe suh) Leper
LLEGUA (yay wuh)/LLEGUON Mule
MURCIELAGO (mer see uhl ah goe) Bat
PERRO (pair oe) Dog
PROSTITUTA (pros tee too tuh) Whore
PUERCA (pwair kuh)/PUERCO Pig
QUATRERA (kwah trair ah) Slut
RATA (rah tuh) Rat
SIDA (see dah) AIDS
SUCIA (soo see ah) Dirty, Scumbag
TESTICULOS (tes tee koo loess) Testicles
TORTILLERA (tor tee yair uh) Lesbian.
TUMOR (too mor) Growth, Tumor
VACA (vah kuh) Cow
VAJINA (vuh hee nuh) Vagina
Verbs:
MAMAR - to suck
COMER - to eat
MORIR - to die
MAMAR - to suck
JODER - to screw around
SINGAR - to fuck
Phrases to know and learn:
BESAME EL CULO: Kiss my ass.
NO JODA: Don't screw around.
CON PESTE A BACALADO: Smells like fish.
QUE PINGA TE SINGA?: What dick fucks you?
NI PUTA IDEA (NPI): No fuckin' idea.
VETE PARA EL INFIERNO: Go to hell.
NO ME ENPORTA UN CULO: I don't give a shit.
TU TIENES UNA PINGA MICROSCOPICA: Your dick's microscopic.
SINGATE HASTA QUE TE QUEDES CIEGO: Fuck yourself until you're blind.
VE Y RAYETE UNA CANTUA HASTA QUE TE MUERAS: Go & jerk off until you die.
COME MIERDA Y MUERETE: Eat Shit and Die.
SINGATE TU PADRE MARICON: Go fuck your dad, faggot.
AGACHATE HACIA ATRAS Y SINGATE POR EL CULO: Bend over backwards and fuck
yourself up the ass.
TU MADRE ES UNA PUERCA BAJA, GORDA, FEA, Y APESTOSA: Your mom is a short fat
ugly and smelly pig.
Thassall! Hope ya use it to your advantage! Midnight.