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I hate California because: People rollerskate to work The winters are unendurable The sun shines 350 days a year Board meetings are held in hot tubs Aerospace engineers wear Budweiser t-shirts - at work The sunburn received a.m. snow skiing stings in the p.m. ocean water There is nobody to drink with on Sundays because everybody is out sailing The exercise salons make artificial snow to trim your tummy by shoveling it The museums have an 'Winterwear of the 20th Century' display You can't graduate from high school until you've passed 'Pool Cleaning I' Christmas dinner is barbequed C.O.1985 Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open