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If a joke is funny, it gets spread. If a person gets a bunch of jokes, they tack
them together and they get spread. And if a subject happens (a scandal, a tragedy,
an election) then the jokes about that event get tacked together and spread as
well.
What you end up with, then, are these massive files of very disparate joke clusters,
bound only because someone thought they were funny or someone had a thing for
light-bulb jokes. Therefore, there are probably tons of doubles and triples and
what have you in this collection, and there's just not enough time in the day to
sort them. So this whole directory is a bit of a crapshoot. On the other hand,
it IS funny.
100 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
The Top Ten Ways a Computer Guy Can Impress His Date
I Was Out Rock Climbing with my Wife Estelle
50 Fun Things to Do on a Final
The Best Ways to Abuse a BBS by The Joker
Finally, a Cheat Sheet for Computer Acronyms
My Car Salesman Now Works for the Airlines!
An Old English Couple Meet a New York Cabbie
The Old Moonshiner's Last Stand
A Collection of Answering Machine Jokes
Complete listing of Answering Machine Messages
Additional Funny Answering Machine Messages
So there's this businessman and this chorus girl....
Are you Gay? Get off the Plane!
Did I ever Tell You About the Man Who Taught His Asshole to Talk?
Large Collection of Flying Jokes
A Collection of Truly Awful Jokes
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
The Ruins of the Bad-Joke Mailing List of 1979
Very Large Collection of Jokes Claiming to be from a 1979 Mailing List
You Know It's Going To be a Bad Day When....
Gross Joke involving a Patent for an Apple
Flyer for the Either/Orchestra
Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is Satan
Collection of Gross/Unpleasant/Racist/Sexist Jokes
Why a Beer is Better than a Woman
24 Good Reasons that Beer is Better Than Women
Large Collection of Shaggy Dog Humor
1001 of the Best Jokes (Well, OK, not quite 1001)
A Large Grab-Bag of Jokes of Shaggy Dog Stories
Large Collection of All Sorts of Jokes
Bill Clinton's Medical Dictionary
Radio Free Milwaukee's 111 Blonde Jokes
The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes, December 15, 1992
Blonde Jokes, compiuled by Mr. Noise (April 25, 1992)
Large Collection of Blonde Jokes
The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes (202)
MISC: Another Collection of Bad Jokes
Another Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
Very large Collection of Lightbulb Jokes
Large Collection of Light-Bulb Jokes
Actual Bumper Stickers Found on Actual Cars
Bumper Stickers Seen on the Information Superhighway
Brigham Young University Jokes
Answers to the Calculus Final, by a Concerned and Resourceful Student
JOKE: How Different Armed Forces Ran in the Canoe Race
Complete Random Collection of Jokes
The Jewish Kid Got the Point at Catholic School
The Pope Dies and Goes to Heaven
How Many Generic Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant
Very Large Collection of Clinton Jokes
Some bad cookies from the Works BBS
The Worm Before Christmas by Clement C. Morris
Hacker Wants to Marry His Computer, from The Sun, (January 17, 1989)
Things to Do in a Computer Lab
Computer Vocabulary for Geeks and Normal
The Large Collection of Condom Jokes and Articles
A Shaggy Dog Story With Absolutely No Bananas!
Karl Lehenbauer's Fortune Cookie File
Quip Snips, by William D. Tammeus
Cricket Match Which is Funnier than Baseball
The Dubiously True Cremation Joke
True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp
The Complete Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes List
Collection of Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes (Cannibalism, etc.)
More than 50 Ways to Get Rid of Blind Dates (And other Social Catastrophes)
The Guy Has Four Daughters That Live At Home
The Very Last "Doesn't Have a Full Deck" List
You Know You Work for a Defense Contractor When....
Collection of Definitions from the Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
Trying to Help the Chinese Man Next to Her
A Large Collection of Dinosaur Jokes
A Large Selection of DINOSAUR JOKES
Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men
The Wall Street Reports on Dummies in the HOV Lane
A Large Collection of Elephant Jokes
A Large Collection of Elephant Jokes
Let's Pick on Engeineers Today
The Pessimists' Guide to Engineer-Talk
Collection of Heartfelt attempts to write in English from around the world
An Eschatological Laundry List: Some of the 927 Great Truths
The Ethiopian Joke Book, by The Blue Buccaneer
The Origins of the Evil Cake Contest
A Collection of Typical School Excuses
Cheap Explosives and Sick Jokes, by Suicidal Maniac of Anarchists' Alliance
An EXTREMELY Large Fortune File
The Firing Squad Joke, starring Your Favorite Ethnic Minority
Lick the Flag? Are Your Crazy?
Problem Solving Process (Flowchart)
Large Collection of Fortune Cookies
A Collection of One-Line Fortunes
Fortunes, Compiled by Stefan Posthuma
The Joke About the Talking Frog
Forgive me Father, I used the F-Word While Golfing
And Now for the Purple Gorilla Joke!
Warranty Card on Purchased Government Official
A Collection of One-Liners (June 6, 1988)
Two Drunks Fall in a Grave (Joke)
100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be a Guy
The Hacker Test Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
The Story of Mad Martin, from Gene Spafford (1988)
Rowan Atkinson's Hell Monologue, typed by Raymond Field (May 13, 1989)
Hit the Penny, hit the Quarter
Prove That All Odd Integers are Prime
Guide to the Different Protocols of the Internet
Actual Statements found on Insurance Forms
Tey Won't Cover Rob Lowe's Problems!
Small Smattering of Iraqi Jokes
Small Smattering of Iraqi Jokes
Irish Bulls: Intrinsically Contradictory Phrases that Reveal a Truth
Japan's Got Us Beat in the Service Department, Too, by Hilary Hinds Kitasei
Ronen Stein's Collection of Jokes
Large Collection of Offensive Jokes
Smattering of All Sorts of Jokes
Rude and Obnoxious Jokes by The Dolphin that came from Belmont
Joke Blab from the Datanet. Edited By The Slipped Disk
The Joke List of Jokes and More Jokes
Collection of the Usual EUnet Jokes
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 10
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 2
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 3
Large Collection of Jokes, part 4
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 5
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 6
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 7
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 8
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 9
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 13
That's an Awful Amount of Jokes!
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 18
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 19
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 20
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 23
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 24
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 25
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 26
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 28
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 29
Large Collection of Jokes, part 30
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 31
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 33
Large Collection of Jokes, Part 34
Collection of Jokes and Jokes and Jokes
Very Large Collection of Jokes!
Jokes and Bad Puns and Tasteless Stuff and More Jokes
Kibo's Very Large Signature File
Canonical List of David Koresh Jokes
Collection of Jokes from the Access Media BBS
An Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws
An abridged collection of Interdisciplinary Laws
The Man With No Name Presents More Lawyer Jokes (December 1988)
Additional Amounts of Lawyer Jokes
How to be a Leech, by Mino Taur
Collection of Tasteless Leper Jokes
The Leprechaun Joke, by David Gerrold
The Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
A Large Selection of Bawdy Limericks
The Winners, most effective pick-up-lines
A List of Classic Pick-Up Lines
A Couple Top 10 Lists on Barbies and Computer Phobias
Some Really Odd Artifical Intelligence Lab Light Bulb Jokes
Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
Lots of Quick and Simple Jokes
The Ultimate Jokebook About Men?
Marriage Humor of Various Types
Put the Brainy People Under Stress (Joke)
The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes, December 15, 1992
A Joke Involving Doctors and Ducks
The Wonders of Modern Medicine
A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor
Miscellaneous Mathematics Jokes
Miscellanous Best Man/Weddings/Telegram Jokes
The Semi-Complete Canatonical List of Mommy, Mommy! Jokes
The Semi-Complete Canatonical List of Mommy, Mommy! Jokes
Support, Santa Cruz Style or Where Do These People Come From? by Jeff Liebermann
Collection of All Sorts of Laws
Large Collection of Murphy-Like Laws
Beware of the Following Computer Viruses
Real Stories of the Non-Technically Inclined, by Jack CLarey
The Complete My Dog's Got no Nose Joke
Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation
O.J. Simpson: Canonical O.bligatory J.okes List [10/01/94]
Bunch of sick one-liner jokes.
Collection of One-Liner Jokes (Racist, Etc.)
Yet more Racist and Sexist One-Liners.
Large Collection of One-Liners
Large Collections of Palindromes (1992)
Potentially offensive to English Shop Assistants
A Collection of Philisophical Quotes
Super Collection of Proactical Jokes
Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)
Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 2 of 4)
Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)
Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)
The Pranksters on the Wedding Night
US Presidential Light Bulb Jokes
Some Suggestions to the Priest
Jokes about Primes. Sorry, I don't get it.
What The Professor Really Means by J. Timothy Petersik
Dave and Ed With Way Too Many Puns
The Purity Test II Version 2.2.75 (April 14, 1990)
Lateral Thinking Puzzles Revisited
Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rates
A Large Collection of Religious Jokes
New Improved Religion! 50 % more Gods!
A Compilation of Religious Jokes
The Riddle Manual (Collection of Riddles)
Collection of Racist, Tasteless Jokes
Collection of Racist, Tasteless Jokes (Second Part)
Someone lets loose with way too many Rodney Dangerfield Jokes.
Large Collection of Random Sayings
Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
A Complication of longer jokes from some Usenet Jokefests.
Smoke Formas, by the Primo Pyro
The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
A Collection of Star Trek Top 10 Lists
Collection of Saint Peter Jokes
A Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
Continued Collection of Taglines
Okay, enough with the taglines
An Extremely Ludicrous Amount of One-Liners
What if Dr. Suess Wrote Technical Manuals?
"This Guy Walks Into a Bar" Joke Collection
The Underhanded Little Old Lady
VAX Trek by Tom Wade and Eoin Meehan
The Diter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex
A Large Selection Of Whacky Jokes and Facts from Henry Cate III (December 4, 1989)
Collection of Really Rude Sexual Humor