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STANDARD AFU REPLY FORM
To :_________________________
>From:_________________________
I have read your recent post concerning________________________________.
I regret that due to severe time constraints I am unable to respond to
your posting directly. However, I would like to advise you that I
believe that your posting:
__contains the moronic phrase:
____"It could have happened so it must be true"
____"Can you prove it did not happen?"
____"Prodigy is stealing my data!"
____"Port Out Starboard Home"
____"A poor dieing boy named Craig is..."
____"How many pull tabs does it take to..."
____"Furrfu!"
__violates commonly-accepted ____.signature size
net standards concerning: ____posting to subjects not of general interest
____editing of quoted material
____posting of copyrighted material
____posting several ULs as one GIANT UL
__contains an unacceptable ____logic
number of errors in: ____fact
____spelling/grammar
__is based on stereotypes of: ____race, ethnic, national origin
____gender differences
____sexual orientation / preferences
____regionalisms
____employer and/or school affiliations
____religious affiliation/non-affiliation
__is uninteresting because it ____has no UL content
____contains hackneyed expressions
____contains outright stupidities
____is inherently self-contradictory
____reflects inadequate intellectual
development or maturity
____reiterates points made better by others
____is a gratuitous attack on an obvious
provocateur
__reflects serious mis- ____the basic functioning of AFU
understandings concerning: ____the basic purposes of the INTERNET
____snuff films and/or Satanism
____the Weakly World News and other tabloids
____basic human nature
____the basic nature of computers
____other's interest in your thoughts
__is an unjustified, unprovoked and thoughtless response to my previous
posting, which was careful, moderate and well-reasoned.
<insert 4 LINE signature here>
PS: You are ____A St*p*d F*ck*ng B*st*rd
____not a TERRY
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Courtesy of Terry "Just another corporate stooge for Prodigy" Wood
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"There can be only one!" - The Highlander
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