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This is the same loser hacker wanna be again....the one Joe talked to..Joe
told me he added comments in his file, and I decided to do the same,
expressing my views on this geek dweeb and some of the other people that call
Argus.....
- Genetic Mutation
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You're in the Animal House.
Scarface, Briano, Elayne, Lynda, Striker, and Erodion are here with you.
Just enter "?" if you need any assistance...
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Hackerboy has just arrived from another channel.
(Right here I immediately start by 'argus kicking' him, which still amazes me
how people can get upset over it, as if it hurts)
:kick hackerb
Hateful is kicking Hackerboy all to heck and back!
Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.
(the kick lands)
...So violent!
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Briano appears to be having gastrointestinal difficulties.
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(Proof he is a loser, he shows enthusiasm when he comes into the channel as if
he is happy to be online and happy to see everyone)
From Hackerboy: Hi!!!!!!!!
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Aerosmith just joined this channel!
(here I express my real thoughts at the time)
:cough wannabe
From Erodion: God instucted the blood law so his ppl would not getsick
:-- Action message sent --
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(This guy, Briano, wants to see Argus girls in playboy? I wonder what his GF
looks like)
From Briano: section in playboy: ARGUS WOMAN
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(he is getting upset now and retaliates)
Hackerboy is kicking you all to heck and back!
From Aerosmith: greetings everyone
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Aerosmith is smiling agreeably.
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Briano is chuckling under his breath.
From Elayne: hello aerosmith
From Erodion: gosh i didn't get to finish
From Aerosmith: Hi!
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Pop has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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(can turn on his computer and call argus, but can't tell time)
From Briano: is it 2:50 yet?
Erodion is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.
(more expression of my thoughts at the time)
:brian, buy a phucking clock
Staci has just logged on at 2400 baud.
From Elayne: no not yet
-- Message sent --
SCAR LEAVES SAYING BYE TO ALL.....
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(uh oh....'frigin screw' and 'sh!t' I think he's real mad now...hahaha)
From Hackerboy (whispered): you frigin screw, are you freinds with that sh!t
head theyouth?
(smooching them always pisses them off)
:smooch hackerb
(Briano is real talented...he can sort out 'hot argus chicks' from the 'nasty
argus chicks' ONLINE! wow....is there a such thing as 'hot argus chick' ??)
From Briano: sure...you can sort out the hot ones from the nasty ones...even
online
From Lynda: If you don't know now, then you'll find out when u die....
(the smooch reaches Hackerboy)
:...A great big one on the kisser!
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Aerosmith is looking around the channel.
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(He secretly enjoyed it, but covers up the fact by 'cringing')
Hackerboy is cringing away from you in disgust.
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Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.
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Erodion has just gone into a private chat!
Striker has just gone into a private chat!
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Woodchuck has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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(he's still wondering if I am friends with Joe, and if he is a cop)
From Hackerboy (whispered): well?
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(Oh no...a warez d00d)
From Briano: anyone here ever play police quest?
(just getting started)
:/hacker why?
From Hackerboy: nope
Locutus has just logged on at 2400 baud.
Quagga has just logged on at 2400 baud.
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
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Pnutt just joined this channel!
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(She's a goddamn liar)
From Elayne: NO NEVER PLAYED POLICE QUEST
From Aerosmith: quite a group for early afternoon
Briano is grinning at Elayne rather slyly.
From Pnutt: r
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Woodchuck: Does this work?
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( A REAL Desperate warez d00d at that)
From Briano: your sure?
(intelligent handle)
User has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Briano: brb
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(here I was awed by the great exit message Briano conceived)
{*AI]{42SLIAjhds BRiaNO [}$#asdjJKkF[{*]
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Pnutt just left the teleconference!
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Philip has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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User just joined this channel!
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(He has a GF but hangs out on Argus....yup..sure)
From Aerosmith: <-- can't wait to talk to my GF
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Zsolt has just logged on at 1200 baud.
(She's still a goddamn liar)
From Elayne: positive. never played it before.
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(this is where I started really laughing...he's gonna kill Joe! Better watch
out!)
From Hackerboy (whispered): cuz the fag tried ta play a joke on me, saying he
was a net cop, who wanted to bust me, and either the sysop is gunna kick him
off or I will find him in person and kill him
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(This is where I start lying my ass off and having some fun)
/hackerb He is a net cop, he tried to arrest me but I eluded him.....
(Yes, another intelligent statement)
From Woodchuck: MASTER THE LANGUAGE! TALK TO HER EITHER, NOT TOO
(This guy is a cocksucker....literally....)
Xanadu has just logged on at 1200 baud.
(comes into the channel, doesn't say a word, and leaves....this is a case of
him being a chronic 'perverted whisperer' or he was jerking off and couldn't
type)
User just left the teleconference!
(more intelligence)
From Woodchuck: IDIOT
Woodchuck: Guess so
Hasi has just logged on at 2400 baud.
:-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
(WOW! he does have a little bit of grey matter!)
From Hackerboy: hateful truly deserves his name
You have just been kicked out of Briano's private channel!
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(This guy is talking about making plans with his GF, which is just a self
re-assurance thing for himself because he really doesn't have a GF, he's
just wishing)
From Aerosmith: ohh well phone call time to see what's on our plans for
tonight
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(this dweeb still can't tell time)
From Briano: is it 2:50 yet?
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Pegasorus has just logged on at 2400 baud.
(more lies.....he's shitting his pants right now)
:/hacker he has the power to get search warrants if there is just cause....
better be careful.......he came to my house once but I was able to wipe the
drive
Briano is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.
From Elayne: 2:48
From Briano: thanks
Quagga has just arrived from another channel.
Quagga is dancing around in glee!
From Elayne: sure no prob.
(A grown woman doing backflips and moshing? I have seen her, this has to be
the ugliest fucking female I have ever seen)
From Quagga: .mosh
From Quagga: .backflip
Q not
Q
From Aerosmith: it is TRUE good things come to those who wait..I will testify
to that
Aerosmith is waving to everyone!
(This guy considers wondering if his pants will be dry in time for work to be
suspenseful? I thought I had heard everything....)
From Briano: this is sort of strange...i have to be at work by 3, yet my pants
are in the dryer...its sort of suspenseful...!!
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
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(Ok, he's not convinced...'cause Joe admitted being a hacker - I had to think
quick)
From Hackerboy (whispered): cool, if hes a net cop then how come after
'arresting' me he admited to being a hacker, and he said I couldnt hack my way
out of a wet papaer bag, he's not net cop!
(and come up with this one...)
:/hacker sure he is.......he's not stupid ya know....he was trying to entrap
you!
Marhaba has just logged on at 2400 baud.
From Briano: good things come to those who wait! right...lazy peoples
excuse...
Zak has just logged on at 2400 baud.
From Elayne: Could be very close.
Aerosmith just left the teleconference!
Briano is nodding to Elayne in agreement.
Bearhawk has just logged on at 2400 baud.
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
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Tornado has just logged on at 1200 baud.
(I like this one.....I think he started to believe me a little bit here)
:/hacker that's the oldest trick in the book: "I'm a hacker" "Cool, I am
too!" "Good, you're now under arrest"
Hoops has just logged on at 1200 baud.
From Lynda: My friends ears must've been ringing, she just called me
(Briano can't tell time and Elayne has no life and nothing better to do so she
keeps track of the time for him)
From Elayne: briano its 2:50 NOW!
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
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Briano gasping at Elayne in sheer amazement!
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heres HOOPS
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(like we really give a fuck Brian)
From Briano: well, pants aren't dry...guess i'll have to be late
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(He cries because he is going to be late for work...just when I thought things
couldn't be sadder....I started to get sick at this point)
Briano is crying his heart out.
Ladyhawke has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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(The level of intelligence still awes me)
From Quagga: wet pants are not cool at work =)
(He probably does and doesn't know how to use it just like he can't tell time)
From Lynda: do u have a dryer?
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Briano is nodding to Quagga in agreement.
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From Briano: well...they are *cool*
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From Briano: oh no...horrible joke...pun maybe
(Well...they are *cool* was found funny by Elayne...no life...definitely)
Elayne is laughing at Briano!
Ladyhawke has just arrived from another channel.
From Ladyhawke: hiya's
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Bacobit has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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From Hoops: kim!!!!!!!
From Lynda: HI Lady
Pnutt has just arrived from another channel.
From Ladyhawke: hey meghan
Ladyhawke hugs you close!
(he 'knings' hackers....but now, the subject is starting to get nervous)
From Hackerboy (whispered): YEAH THEN HOW COME HE TREID TO ARREST oops caplock,
he tried to arrest me for kning hackers, that aint a crime! I even said i had
never hacked, before he said he was a cop, but he tried to arrest me for
knowing hackers,
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From Ladyhawke: hey lynda
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(I start using scare tactics and some of the lingo I picked up watching COPS)
:/hacker it's called: Conspiracy.......he has the right to question
and interrogate anyone who he feels could be a hacker or knows hackers....
don't believe me dude, when he shows up at your house, don't say I didn't
warn you
From Briano: well...i guess i should call...see ya later...
{*AI]{42SLIAjhds BRiaNO [}$#asdjJKkF[{*]
Bacobit. Don't you want her in YOUR salad?
Conj just joined this channel!
Ladyhawke is looking Conj over.
From Ladyhawke: hiya :)
Conj is humbly bowing to everyone.
(More threats Joe....are you sure you're gonna be ok? haha...)
From Hackerboy (whispered): any way. he tried to arrest me friend to before,
and we know him or atr least my friend does, so, when we find him we will kill
him
Excalibur has just logged on at 1200 baud.
(Spacebar must be broken)
From Pnutt: hey brianoelaynelyndaquaggaladyhawkehatefulhackerboyhoops
From Conj <singing along>: conjunction junction whats your function?
From Ladyhawke: hey pnutt
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
From Elayne: hey pnutt :)
Egad has just logged on at 2400 baud.
From Quagga: curtsypnutt
From Hackerboy: hi pnutt
(more outrageous lies...hahaha...)
:/hackerb for some reason I don't think you and your friend will be able to
kill this dude....I've met him, he's arrested me before, and believe me, I
went without a struggle....he's huge and knows Aikido
From Hoops: hi pnutt
From Conj: whatta bout me?
Bongwater has just arrived from another channel.
From Pnutt: -')Y1%;]%
From Bongwater: hey all
Pnutt just vanished from the teleconference!
From Ladyhawke: hey Bong :)
From Elayne: hello bongwater
From Conj: quagga they shut off my long distance service!
From Bongwater: hey ladyhawke :)
From Bongwater: greetings elayne
Quagga is comforting Conj, and offering her sympathy.
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
Wxman has just logged on at 2400 baud.
Ladyhawke hugs Bongwater close!
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Zsolt has just logged on at 1200 baud.
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From Conj: I bitched them out for not sending me a bill. here I am
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Pnutt has just logged on at 2400 baud.
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(Now he's really nervous.....haha)
From Hackerboy (whispered): fine, but the guy tried to arrest me for things i
didnt do. look he aint a cop, and if he is it doesnt matter, cuz i didnt do
sh!t, i my self have ver hacked, but he arrestedd me for know some one who did
ok?
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From Conj: umass/amherst
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From Conj <singing along>: connecting up words, and phrases, and clauses
(even more lies...haha...sad thing is he believes it)
:/hacker well, your handle gives him just cause to question you....
and he has every right....new bill passed by Congress on white collar crime
Quagga is dancing with Conj, with a look of utter rapture on her face!
Lynda has just gone to another channel.
Conj is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth.
From Bongwater: i have friends who go there...freshman??
Conj is nodding her head affirmatively.
Macaw has just logged on at 2400 baud.
Pnutt has just arrived from another channel.
Bacobit is yawning openly here.
-- Message sent only to Hackerboy --
(he's going to clean out his underwear now....)
From Hackerboy (whispered): fine thats nice i ahfta go anyway, but i didnt do
sh!t and you canbt arrest a person, unless you do so,mthing ok? bye.
Chappy has just logged on at 2400 baud.
From Pnutt: Hello People
Bacobit has momentarily left the channel.
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Chappy has just logged on at 2400 baud.
From Pnutt: Hello People
Bacobit has momentarily left the channel.
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From Conj: I can't stay too long. still didn't recieve phone bill, but is in
100-120 range
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Bacobit. Don't you want her in YOUR salad?
(too bad he left before he got this....)
:/hacker he can cuff you and question you....he has what's called a APW
...All purpose warrant....means he can take anybody in that he wants to.
From Hackerboy: BYE!
Bacobit is yawning openly here.
From Conj: bongwater-nope
From Hackerboy: +++2f0V
Quagga is comforting Conj, and offering her sympathy.
Hackerboy just vanished from the teleconference!
From Ladyhawke: .curl up in corner
Ladyhawke is snoozing peacefully in the corner...zzzzzzz
From Bongwater: oh well
Egad has just logged on at 2400 baud.
From Bacobit: whos seeing the cure?
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From Quagga: its the $300 fonebills which get your attention!
:Sorry, "hacker" is not the User-ID of anyone present.
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From Ladyhawke: well guys.. i'm gone.. ciao
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Well, that's it.....I should dress up in my suit and get a fake FBI badge and
go to his house....and a fake search warrant...hahaha...
Expect more of this guy from me, and maybe Joe....