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This directory is filled with files that I considered funny, or trying to
be funny. In some cases, the files might better belong in other sections
because of their chosen subject matter, but usually, someone is just trying
to make others laugh. Hopefully you'll laugh too, or at least marvel
that someone actually thought the chosen subject was humorous.
The sense of humor that people show online is pretty well varied; some
people write fantastic diatribes on stupidity or weirdness they experience
in their lives, some parody other common text files, and some just transcribe
funny columns or jokes they heard. The range in this directory is, for the
moment, beyond easy categorization.
The 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
The A-Z of Foul Language, by Deadbeat/Independent
The Alcoholics' Anthem (To the Tune of Men of Harlech)
The Famous Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" Routine
Supposed Medical Terms for Unpleasant, but Funny, Situations, from the National Lampoon
All Over List of Acronyms, 1990
A Public-Domain Acronym/Abbreviation List
Jason writes a bizzare Satanic Ad
The Discovery of Administratium, the Heaviest Element
Were You Born Before 1945? You're a Survivor!
Letter from Aggie Mother to Her Son
AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986)
The Things I Hate and Love about Airlines, by Michael Rosen
Alabama Mom to Alabama Son (A Letter)
My Life on Planet Earth: ALF's Secret Diary
The Devil's Dictionary: Assulting Society
101 Ways to Annoy a Facist by The Deth Vegetable and Lyndon LaRouche
Quick Answers to General Subjects. Well, Sort of.
Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Muslim Areas
Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot
The Art of the Fart by the Guild Thieves
How to Make an Atomic Bomb in 10 Easy Steps
Dealing with an AT&T Telemarketer
Dictionary of Australian Speak
Statement by Rep. Edward J. Markey against the B-2 stealth bomber, July 26
You Know it's a Bad Day When.... by the Red Phantom
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
The Ecology of the Bagelope, by Kel'anth (Bagels to You and Me)
The Barney Chronicles, Volume 1, Issue 1, by Chameleon Prime
Role Playing Beavis and Butthead
Legal Agreement to Host a Barbeque
How to Be a Pimp, guaranteed to... well, maybe not.
Beaver Gone Bad! Fiction by Pete Stocton and Baron Von Crash
52 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
The Big Picture (Iceland Summit) by A. Whitney Brown
Exploring Bill the Cat's Brain, by Motorhead
How to make The Most Bitchenest Car, by The Dead Kennedy
Nutworks, the Electronic Humor Magazine Issue #21 (January, 1988)
Rabidly offensive racist employment form
New Information on Black Holes
How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School
ABL's Barney Must Die Newsletter Issue #1 (May 1993)
Tales from the Bureau of Explosives
Manifesto of the Church of Holly Farms by Clorox Albatross
Boston Geography in One Paragraph
Conference with Christopher Browne of Hagar
Bill the Cat is MY Friend! By the Motorhead
How to Make Bugs Breakdance, by The Daredevil
How to Make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil (Includes Menu of Textfiles)
But it Would Be Wrong, by Bill Safire
How to whip out some corporate buzzwords
Philosophical Ramblings by Buckwheat
The Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids, by Thomas Covenant of the Phido Phreaks
The Event of the Calculus Exam
Interview with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) running for President
Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rats!
The 6 Major Personality Traits of Car Owners, from Weld Pond
Large List of "Alternate" Acronyms for Lots of Car Makes
The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion, from the June 1980 Esquire
The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
Alternate Explanation for the Lyrics in a Bugs Bunny Song
Looking at the Cat's Balls, by Charles Bulkowski
Sigmund Freud on Seuss, by Josh LeBeau
Dewey, Cheatham, and Screw Internal Memorandum
Standardized Bonehead Reply Form
A Comedy of Errors around Cable Cars
Supposedly True Funny Interoffice Memo from the LA Times
How Many Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
The Etiology & Treatment of Childhood
Children's Books You'll Never See
Chinese Profanity Translations
Ode to the Chunnel, or Why the English do Not Want a Channel Tunnel
Funny (Supposedly True) Church Stories
Climbing Letters to the Editor Part II
How to Recognize a Company Car
Smurf Liberation Front presents the S.L.F. Coffee File by Lithium Clown
Coffee and Beer: Better Then Women
Short Paper about Cognitive Dissondance
I'm Going to Assume This is Some Sort of HillBilly joke.
How To Fake Cold Symptoms by The Daredevil
Aaron Fuegi's Collected Quotations
The Top Ten Lists Go to College, by The Deth Vegetable
The Complete College Slang Dictionary
How to Get into College by Ian Osmond (Xiphias Gladius)
Things to Do in a Computer Lab
Don Tylers Splash Page: Comic Reviews, Setember 1985
The Adventures of Conan the Librarian, by Alan Arnold
Some Completely Over the Top Contract
The Fortune Cookie File from Karl Lehenbauer (January 14, 1989)
Cyberpunk Street Slang: The Cool Lingo of 2020
Top Twelve Things NOT to Say to a Cop
The Creation of Corporate Policy
Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer
The Legend of the Cow Exploder!
COYOTE v. ACME (Wiley E. Coyote, Plaintifff v. Acme Company, Defendant)
The "why cu_CUM_bers are better than men" list
Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men
Curious Georgie by The Penguin
Spanish Obscenities and Insults Dictionary by Midnight Sorrow
The Theory of Dark Suckers by Paul Holmgren
50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber, by The Banana Peel and the Garbage Can
DEAD2.DOC: A Musical Drama in -V- Parts from the Dedaparamaxx Productions
DEAD3.DOC: Our Heroes Enter Cyberspace by Dedaparamaxxaginos Productions
DEAD V: Raiders of the Lost Byte by Dedaparamaxxaginos
Standard Procedure on Death of Employee (A Memo, April 1, 1985)
50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
Top Things that Suck at Emerson College's Library
Excerpts from "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Pierce, 1911
Transcription of a Mike Myers "Sprockets" Skit from Saturday Night Live
Words that are Not Heard on Public TV, by George Carlin
What the Doctor Says and What the Doctor Means
A Little Editing Needed Here (The Doctor as Humorist)
What the Doctor Says and What He Really Means
How Different Philosophies Handle The Donut
The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide
The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide
Macho Driving in Massachusetts
You know it's time to go on the wagon when...
Collection of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
The Quarterly Review of Doublespeak, 1988
How Ernie and Bert Came to Be, by The Durex Blender Corporation
Eat Mee Kitchen, Chinese Food to Eat Out
Who paid for the Englishman? A Riddle
Primer for Homeowners: The Electrical System
Scientists Discover Administratium, the Heaviest Element
Determining Your Job By How You Hunt Elephants
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator by Toni Ralston
Profanity-Laden New Employee Evaluation Form
Some examples of weird things that came in the English Language
A Collection of Language Questions with Answers
Poem about the foolishness of English
Drime Your Karma, Curb Your Dogma: Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
The New, Improved National Enquirer, 1985
50 Fun Things To Do During a Final You Were Going To Fail Already
Excuses for Turning Down a Date
Top Excuses for Arriving Late to French Class, including French Translations!
A Collection of Typical School Excuses
Frank Tang Sell Best Good Mushroom! (From National Lampoon)
A Collection of Complete and Utter Failures
Useful Farsi Phrases for American Officers Traveling to Iran
Useful Farsi Phrases for Americans Travelling to the Middle East
The Facts about Flatulence, by Margaret C. McDonald
101 Ways to Annoy a Fascist, by The Deth Vegetable
JOKE: The FBI Orders Pizza (1996)
Dr. Fegg's Encyclopaedia of *All* World Knowledge (Formerly the NASTY BOOK) (April 9, 1994)
Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Apil 11, 1994)
Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Magic) (April 10, 1994)
Chemical Analysis on the "Woman" Element
AT&T Customer Service Memorandum (See Figure 1)
The Ultimate Final Examination
He Swears This is a True Story about the Fireplace
First Aid for Non-Medically Minded Persons
A Very Large Amount of Random Thinking
Cops Recover Human Foot in Sewer
Mother Spanks Son and Blows Up
The Coffee Manifesto by Steve Guccione (June 11, 1990)
A Quick note to the Freshman of Horace Greeley
Freud on Seuss by Josh LeBeau: A Review (From the UCSD Humor Magazine)
The Greatness of the word "Fuck"
Toxic Shock Presents: Fuck You Too, I I Hate Your Guts (Toxic File #49)
Fusion Girl (Scientific Song Parody) by Bill Higgins (1989)
Observation of Warm Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Soup
The Fart Classification Chart (Fart Chart)
Game Developer Magazine Writer Guidelines
English and German Driving Terms
Girlspeak to English Dictionary
o Forth and Wait, a Play in One Act
Group Opposed to Harboring Movers from the East (G.O. H.O.M.E.)
How to Write Good, by Frank L. Visco
A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown, by Charles E. Siem
The Strictly Unofficial Script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (January 25, 1989)
The Future of the English Language, Demonstrated
Redone Nursery Rhymes, with WAY too many disclaimers at the top
Personal Growth Courses from hell
Memo To Employees: You Can Never Leave
The Hacker Test (Version 1.0) by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas (June 16, 1989)
A Collection of True Newspaper Headlines that Merit a Second Glance
Herb? Who's Herb? Where's He From!?!?
Medical Terminology for the Layperson
A History of the Past: Life Reeked with Joy
The Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler (To Err is Hitler)
The Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler
You know you're a Hoosier when......
Horoscopes for Philosophy Graduate Students by Lije
Horoscopes for Philosophy Graduate Students, by Lije
Some Foriegn Signs That Attempt To Be In English
He Warelock tells you What's Hot and What's Not
How to make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil of The Police Station
How to Be God Book II by Rusty Nail, Flat Tire, Jim
You Know You're from Hustler, Wisconsin, When.....
How to Swear in French by Cherry Poptart
The Who's On First Routine by Abbot and Costello
HUMATRANS: A Transportation Device for Homo Sapiens
HUMATRANS (A Transportation Device for Homo Sapiens) (Reviews)
The Industrial Dude Ranch Letter
Enhancing the Game "Risk" by Redd Slaver
Jason's 15 Incarnations of Hell
Some of the Ancient Riddles from the Past, by Peter Young (The Initial Riddle) (May 25, 1989)
The Irrational Enquirer: Headlines
Keeping Insanity in the Closet, by The Weatherman
28 Laughing Ways to Insult Your Friends and Enemies
A Completely Bizzare List of Insults of All Sorts
Yo Momma So Fat, I Have a List of Several Hundred Insults
Some Stories about why Insurance Companies Suck
He hurt himself because he lost his presence of mind.
Interview with Elder Berri abut Nabih Berry
Investigation into the "Lynch Mob"
The Story on the CD by Information Society, grabbed by Andro and Tetsuo Shima
Badly Faked Italian Letter Indicating the Letter-Writer is an Idiot
The Real Story behind Jacob Riis and The Unknown User
We're Jap Girls, we Take No Crap
Glossary for Research Papers: Strictly Speaking
Jason Sadofsky: The Tribune Articles 1986-1988
JESUS and ELVIS - Coincidence, or Cosmic Plan?
Why it is No-one remembers Johann?
Actual Messages from Real Church Bulletins
Joke Blab from the Datanet. Edited By The Slipped Disk
Collection of Really Old Riddles
How to Know You're Growing Older: A List
Strange Text Justification Experiment
New Infants' Miracle Diet for Overweight People
A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry
The Kloo Gnomes Present: The Not-So-Sacred Book of Kloos
The Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"
The ACTUAL Uses for Each Language
A Law School Chronology... Will they Be Lawyers or Not?
Washington 1986/87 Attorney Season and Bag Limits
Interesting US Laws, taken from the Seattle P-I
A Welcome Speech Supposedly Delivered by Dean William S. Prosser to his Freshman Law Students
Rules of the Universe, by the Masters of the Universe
The Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes
From the Notebooks of Lazarus LONGINT (Parody of Lazarus Long)
The Lord British Online Conference
The Leech at Work by The Rocker
The Law Enforcement Translator
A Captain Writes His Insurance Report
A Large Comedy of Errors in the Ship's Log
Best of the David Letterman Top 10 Lists
Pat Robertson speaks out for Anal Retention sufferers
Funny Passage from Gordon Ostlere, "Doctor in the House," 1952
Life and Love, by Tristan Farn0n
"All in a Days Imagination", by Theta Sigma
The Meaning of Life (The Computer Game)
Small Collection of Dirty Lyrics
A List of Classic (?) Pick-Up Lines
The "Classic" How to Catch a Lion
The Many Weird Ways to Catch a Lion
A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of Big Game Hunting (Hunting Using Math Theories)
The Song 'Livin on a Ware' by Eddie and the Lusers
The Legume Liberation League Manifesto
The Lobster Quadrille, by Lewis Carroll
How to Spot a Loset, by The Incognito of 202 Alliance
The Official 1984 LozerList by The Atom
The Losers of 1986, by Micro Magician/The Fugitive
Chucko's Guide for Detecting Lozer Users
The Loser Zone, by The Circle Spellbook
The LoserUsers: A Documentary, by Trash Compactor
Life Placement Associates, by Daniel P Dern
Judge Who You Are by the Lucky Charms Marshmallows you Like
The Luding Chronicles, by Sinbad Sailor!
Another Tale From The Loser Zone: Black Buccaneer
The Trabelling M0dzmen, Part II
The Tragic Tale of Old MacDonald's Farm, a Personnel Saga by A. Mouse
How to Ceelbrate Mad Hatter Day
The Writings of the Mad Scribe, Volume III
Making your Serviceman Feel Welcome
Managerese to Engineerese Translation Dictionary
A timeline of Men in Space, 1962-1984
Collection of Marriage Witticisms
Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England
Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England
How Math Has Been Taught in the Last Few Decades
Customer Service Card for McDonnell Douglas Products
Well, it's more about Unicorns than Hitler...
The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer, by Ed Nather (May 21, 1983)
Why Men and Women Get Along So Well
A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
The Merry Pranksters And the Art of the Hoax, by Mark Dery
Miami Ad-Vice, by Thos. M. O'Brien
Captain Goodnight's Tale of Geek Darkness
City of Miami High School Mathematics Proficiency Exam
History from the Middle Ages to the Present in 70 Messed-Up Lines
Some Improved Miranda Warnings
A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor
A Model of Stupidity by Greg Borek
Monty Python Interview, Q Magazine, 1987
How to Make Moonshine! By Phinneas J. Whoopie, III
The Story of Moose Skin Bengt, by Uggadunk v3.0
Important tips for Mideastern Travelers
Reasons why Motorcyles Are Better Than Women
Some Notes on the Operation of Rotary Lawn Mowers
Some Poor Guy Fired for Playing Mr. Rogers
Omnibus of Mr. Science Answers
The Mary Tyler Moore Show Listing
The Mundanity Test (Version 2.0) (December 1, 1990)
Murphy's Laws and Other Observations
Famous Murphy's Laws and Other Aphorisms
The Absolute Laws to Live By (From Murphy)
Self-Mutation using Programming
My Day with the Secret Service Men, by The Incognito
My Heart - Christ's Home, by Robert Munger
A Children's Guide to Magic, by The Silver Ghost
Top 10 Changes NASA made for John Glenn's Shuttle Trip
SEVEN Dirty Words? Try DOZENS!
The Top Ten Problems with Netnews
See the Map, See New Mexico, no, New Mexico, not Mexico
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part II
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 02
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 03
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 04
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 05
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 06
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 07
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part 10
The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 08
Leo L. Schwab is Particularly Pissed at the Nintendo Cereal System
Cap'n Jasper's Crow's Nest: The Rules for the Normal Boy (May 1935)
The 10 Commandments for the Normal Boy
Dig from Houston about Science Fiction
Nuclear War and the Politics of Agression, by The Mathematician
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
NUKE: The Nuclear Age Magazine (How to Start Nuclear War)
Yet Another Modest Proposak: The Roentgen Standard
The Number That's So Big It Kills You
The Killion: The Number That Kills You
What Makes a Nurd Most, by Mad Max
The Wonder and the Glory of ORCUTT TALK
The Monster in the Toilet Bowl, by Stumpy
Come to the One Armed Monkeys BBS by Stumpy
Oasis of Greed (Taking a Trip to Las Vegas) by Dave Bealer and Greg Borek
An Ode to Those who Toil in Obscurity
An Ode to Arrakis. What the Hell is Arrakis?
Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation
Oh, Andrea Mitchell! by Thos. O'Brien
Compilation of "Old XXX Never Die, They Just ....." jokes, by Mark Israel (1992)
"One Of A Kind" From the Electronic Edition of One-To-One
The REAL Old Time Religion, to the tune of "That Old Time Religion"
The Parachute Paradigm: What Do You Do with Two people, one Parachute?
The October 26, 1987 Issue of One To One
The October 19, 1987 Issue of One To One
The Usenet Oracle has Pondered Your Question Deeply...
99 Excuses for Skipping Out of Work Early
Collection of Oxymorons, some of Which are not Oxymorons, but hey.
A Little Known Castle in the Ozarks
The Power of Law, to the tune of "Power of Love"
The parable of the Prodigal Student, by Mike Mahoney
Carol Dietz got off the train and didn't look back.
A New Concept in Flight Simulators: The Passenger Simulator
How to Open a Packet of Dry-Roasted Peanuts
The Great Peach Pilferage, by Bruce E. Rodgers
Open Letter to Taxpayers: We're going to Tax Your Genitals
The low-Cost Penis Protection Plan
The Pepsi Degeneration by Morpheous
The Purple Horse, not by Don Marquis
How to have Phun at your Parents' Dinner Party by Mr. Mullins
The Canonical List of Male Pickup Lines
The "Irish Government" Pipe Specifications
The Effect of Dimensional Transcendence on Cheese
This is Your Guide to Plane Hijacking!
New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991
Politics Made Simple by the Application of Cows
Calling a Policeman a Pig, from The Anarchist Cookbook
The Story of Impure Mathematics
Impure Mathematics, the Story of Polly Nomial
Pope Concerts, by Thos. M. O'Brien
How to Rip off the Pop Machines
Pop Music Explained, by Thos. M. O'Brien
Some Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
Spoof of Jerry Pournelle Articles from BYTE Magazine
Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)
Super Collection of Practical Jokes (Part 2 of 4)
Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)
Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)
Collection of Practical Joke Ideas
The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes
What's up with these MIDDAY COMMERCIALS?
The "Reunion Scene" from _The_Princess_Bride_
Miscellaneous Facts about Abortion
The Definite Last Word on Geeks by Diamond Dave Letterman
Examples of Different Methods of "Proof"
Weirdly Rewritten Collection of Proofs
What those Proposals Really Mean
PSI-Laine Magazine, Issue #1, 1988
Quotes from Professor Ralph Noble, a Professor of Psychology at RPI
Managing Interpersonal Relationships
My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk!
A Collection of Shaggy Dog Stories
The Solution to the "I know Now!" Mathematical Puzzle
Completely Freaky Lateral Thinking Puzzles
The Monty Python Philosphers' Song
The Actual History of Quantum MEchanics
The Topic for Today is Quantum Physics, by Andrew Arensburger (June 12, 1989)
Quick List of Joking Definitions
Collection of Lesser Known Quotes from the Engineers of Hewlett Packard
Collection of Interesting Quotes from All Over
Some Quotes from the Usenet Newsgroup "rec.arts.comics"
The Great Quux: Random Poetry and Other Loses, by Guy L. Steele, Jr.
Someone Gets REALLY Oversensitive about the Usenet
De-Ethylene Bromate by Stud Muffin
Quite Note off to John Hinckley
Reasons Why a Three Week Old Dog Turd is Better Than a Woman
Parody about Brad Tampleton's Racist Joke Debate
The Lurker in the interrecord Gap
You Might Be Considered a Redneck if....
Ghost Filkers In The Hall (Filk Song)
Caught Red Handed, by Thos. O'Brien
You Know You're a Redneck if....
Relativity, by Patrick D. Scannell
Northridge Earthquake Signage (April 10, 1994)
How to Repair Electronic Equipment
Application to Live in New Hampshire
Some New Year's Resolutions, from 1989-1992
Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
A Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
Dick and Jane Instigate a Popular Revolt, by The Deth Vegetable and Iskra
Rinaldo's Laws of Organizations
Rinaldo's laws of organizations
Hey, Robert Briggs was REALLY Ripped Off!
Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
The Complete Guide to Road Pizza written by Black Kat
Are You About to Employ a Robot? (A Test) (December 2, 1989)
The Daredevil's Classifications of Rock Music
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script and Suggested Audience Participation
Rocky Horror Script/Suggestions for Audience Participation
JOKE: Notice of Revocation of Independence, from the BBC
Would You Buy a Used Rolls From This Bhagwan? By Thos. O'Brien
50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
A Guide to Getting Rid of Unwanted Jerk Roommates
You can Tell It's Going To Be a Rotten Day When
You Can Tell it's Going To Be A Rotten Day When....
The Royal Family - Inbred genetic mutants or hereditary con-artists?
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal, Updated by Michael Stillwell (July 21, 1995)
50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber by The Banana Peel and The Garbage Can
50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber
William Safire's Rules for Writers
Rumor Room on Location at the Rumor Mill
Are we talkng Wicked or Nasty here?
Selections from the Scholastic Aptitude Prepatory Test (The SAP)
The Sarah Story (All Words Start with S)
Satan Trek: The Dying Generation Vol I
A Saying for Every Occasion, and Every Occasion for Its Saying
101 Ways to Say No, by Vuarnet International
The University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List 1993
Infocom Adventure about Freshman Year
Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
Stare Decisis by Alexander of Atlantis
The SeaGull Electronic University Fall Semester 1990 (Humor)
The Admiral Tells Your Favorite Story about Hookers and Defication (Well, your only one)
Security on the Home Front, by Robert Brooks
Winners of the Self-Serving Excuses (April 10, 1994)
Large Collection of Across the Board Offensive Jokes
A Beautiful obsession with the binary world, by Steven Levy
Shame! Naughty! Naught! From the National Satirist
Large Collection of Fecal Output Terms
A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
A Moment's Horror Brings Momentous Grief
Collection of Stupid .signature Files
The Enormous Signature File Collection
Simplified Integrated Modular Prose by The Bear
101 Ways to Skin a Cat by Master Control (1991)
How to Screw with Ask the Expert
Ask the Expert, written by Tristan Farnon and D'ark Angel
List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
All sorts of racist/sexist/disgusting humor.
Large Collection of Emoticons/Smileys
The Smurf Squishers' Handbook Volume III by The Smurf Butcher Bobs (August 28, 1986)
A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Highwayman, and The Smuggler
An MIT Student Talks about his pet Boa Constrictor
SNIPE SORCERY: The Invocation of the Baboo, a Collection of False Wicca
Top 10 New Precautions The British Have Taken to Avoid Soccer Voilence
The New Socialism, by John K. Williams
Economic Power, by Joseph S. Fulda
Where the Missing Socks from the Laundry Go, by Snarastaman
Stare Decisis Chapter 9: SOLE LEER
The Soviets: What are they pulling now?
Collection of odd 1976 Newspaper Stories
The Ballade of Soporific Absorption from 1958 (January 12, 1989)
Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
Spelling Reform, a Letter at a Time
Indications you're reading Popular English
Creepy Accounting of a Tarantula Killing a Sparrow
A List of Malapropisms, Mixed Metaphors, Spoonerisms, Etc. by Noel Giffin (February, 1993)
Spy Dust Mopped Up, a Special Report
The True Definition of a SQUID by The Ascii Assassin
More Silliness from Saint Silicon
Courses Being Taught Over There or Something
Troubleshooting Your New Stereo, by P. Harris
Announcing the creation of TEXT FILE STEROIDS!
Odd Little Story About Sucking the Life Out Of Someone
The Strine Dictionary, by Ure Smith, of Sydney (1965)
The World According To Student Bloopers
The Suburban Book Of The Dead, Version 1.0
13 Ways to Commit Suicide by KvM of STACC
The Latest Cult Hero: Dr. J.R. (Bob) Dobbs
The Secret Supermarket Rules List
How to Swear in French, by Cherry Poptart
Know Your System Administrator: A Field Guide
Extract from "The Way It Is" - Warner/Davis
T-Shirts: The Human Bumpersticker
Mission Impossible Meets the Twilight Zone
How to Take Notes in Professor Mitchell's Class
Rock The Story of Nick and the Intergalactic Break Dancers
The Talk.Bizzare Board Game: Rules and Diagram
The TAPING I: Rag File on Jeff Spicolli
Major Arcana Tarot Cards that Didn't Quite Make It
How to Survive the Terrible Teens: An Owners' Guide
Television Programs from Outer Space
Large Collection of Telephone-Related Quotes
How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano
How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano, by The Great Crumal
The Terror Bears on the Rampage, by Darkside 444
Terminal Panic, or Why Didn't I Become an English Major? By Susan Crawshaw
An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
How to Terorize the Neighborhood
Current Affairs Quiz, January, 1984
Here are more tests for our Bibliolators...
Texasese Speak Listing, or Texas Crude Dictionary
A REALLY old classic by Jason Scott, The Slipped Disk
Episode Guide for Tristan Farn0n stuff
A Few Quick Poems from Tristan Farn0n
A Quick Update to the Fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper
Pirate Publication by Supplier
Thermite Incendiaries and Formulas, by Primo Pyro
101 Things Not to do at Or For Your Thesis Defense
The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
Time Travel: A Discussion, by Howard Ullman
Head Honco Presents: Tits for Free
Small Collection of "Found Humor"
The Best Letterman Top 10s from David Letterman, 1989
Silly Top Ten List Compilation (December 1992)
Additional Stupid Top 10 Lists
A Top Ten Look Back at the 80s by Deth Vegetable and Fidel Castro
How to Build Your Own Transporter
A Couple Headlines taken off the Tabloids
New... Trekfume: Trek Perfumes
The Next, Next Generation. How It All Began!
Stories About Trucks And Death...By: The Penguin, The Druggie, Rockhead, Hot Mama, and Ski Guy
ALTERNATIVE III by Leslie Watkins
How Do We Tell Truths That Might Hurt?
Getting Through Life's Tough Stages
The Turbo Encabulator in Industry
The Turing Shroud: An Amazing Archeological Discovery! By Chris Boyd (1990)
The Twinkie Therom, The Real Story, by CHUD
The Biology of Snack Cakes Prepared by Eric Kollenberg 21 Feb. 1986
Things to Do When in an Unhappy Mood
Real Bizzare Units of Measurement (February 1989)
List of Universities that quickly degenerates into siliness
Official Usenet Alt.Folklore.Urban Frequently Posted Legends
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Collection of Various Humor Textfiles
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Various Humor Textfiles, Part III
Various Humor Textfiles, Part IV
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20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
The Wedding Ends Before it Started: NY Post
Giving New Meaning to Working out With Weights - Russell Daily News, Feb. 24, 1992
Examples of Unclear Writing to the Welfare Department
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The Classic Who's On First Routine
Why the National Satirist was down last week
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Mangling Impersonal Relationships, by Dunkirk
The Woody Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus
The New Woodbine Pushover Stakes
101 Uses For Wood Bugs (those bugs that curl into a ball) by David Hooper
Stories about the Problems with Wood-Burning Stoves
Retrobreeding the Woolly Mammoth from the April 1984 Issue of the MIT Technology Review
One of the Most Colorful Words in the World is FUCK!
The World Ended Yesterday, by Don L. Tyler
My Time with Xibo on my Vacation
Leech Extermination Guide Version One
50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
Why Johnny Can't Sell, a Business Report
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